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Since this room has fallen to "can ewe offer me work", then I lay myself on the table.
Male porn columnist for hire. Will not write for anything less than $300 per week.
PP.


Let's see your CV/resume. Samples of writing. Educational background. Just bc it's porn doesn't mean you don't need some chops.
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"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."