Im ready to make the leap into porn, ive given it serious though and talked it over with my friends and family and we agreed it was worth a shot. BUT i have the following guidelines for companies interesting in my services, they are as follows.


No facials

No anal

No vag

No eye contact by anyone on set

My scene fee is $5000, you get me for 60 minutes ONCE i arrive on set, once it hits the 60th minute i charge an additional $500 per 3 minutes

I get 10% of the net profit from each feature the company releases regardless if im in it or not

Private plane on call whenever i want

A person from the company must be sent weekly to my place to tell me how important i am to that company and other such things to inflate my ego

Company must kill upto three people i dislike, with no links to myself

All my features have to be shot on dvds that turn blank 12 months after the first watch so that when i leave porn 12 months later theres nothing connecting me to it.

I get to pick the people i work with

A dj spot for myself at ksex

a pony

I don't want to sign with just any company so once i get offers from you all i will break them down and pick the one thats best for me and my family, god bless monkey.

Ohh i forgot to add a picture. Heres my most recent head shot.

Did you just copy and paste Jenna's rider?

Id kill jrv, sammura and helen hunt. Im not a piece of meat.

Monkey, are you following Jenna's guidelines?

Fuck monkey and fuck jenna