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#94103 - 04/04/05 08:19 AM
Spot the Meth Addict.....
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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I hope Jules slipped this guy a few gift certificates to Claim Jumper or Black Angus to go along with the 200-300 bucks for the scene.
I try not to notice the guys in a porn scene, but Seeing something like this "death-warmed-over" dude just kills it....what the fuck.....where's my South park DVDs?
Edited by Da Burglar (04/04/05 08:20 AM)
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#94105 - 04/04/05 09:54 AM
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its always great when you can pinpoint the next HIV outbreak source before it happens, also why does he have a string bikini tan line?
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#94106 - 04/04/05 10:02 AM
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its always great when you can pinpoint the next HIV outbreak source before it happens, also why does he have a string bikini tan line?
Oh man I noticed that too, thats a fuckin gay ass tan line, lol.
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#94108 - 04/04/05 10:31 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Ahhhhhhhh! No! Ahhhhhhhh! Get the fuck away......fuck you!! Yeargggh! Where's my Baseball bat?!?!?! Where's the can of PHAG-BEE-GONE!?!?! Fuckin homos Fuckin queers....leave her alone!?!?!?! Your not turned on by the chick....u faggots...u are turned on by the other dicks in the room. <breathe.... breathe> Fuck, I'm out of XANAX!!!!!!
Seriously, I almost cant watch some porn cuz of the dudes...I admit it...I dont give a fuck....I am homophobic (much more so when looking at the 98 pound twig dicking it to Cris Turdiana....I bet 14 of the 98 pounds is his dick, nuts and the ink from that ridiculous fucked up tatoo....)
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#94110 - 04/04/05 10:47 AM
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Registered: 09/23/04
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(randi wright fucking the dude from meatholes comes to mind)
His nom de porn is Dirty Harry, and he's in everything. For a while (and maybe still) he was in a bts at meatholes shooting caverject in his dick. Creepy fellow.
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#94111 - 04/04/05 04:35 PM
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Registered: 11/23/04
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Isn't this Dirty Harry the uncle of TT Boy? I think I read that somewhere. <SHUDDER!> And the scrawny dude in the above pic is creepy...but give him credit...isn't he the SO of Brandy Lyons? Quote:
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(randi wright fucking the dude from meatholes comes to mind)
His nom de porn is Dirty Harry, and he's in everything. For a while (and maybe still) he was in a bts at meatholes shooting caverject in his dick. Creepy fellow.
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#94112 - 04/04/05 05:09 PM
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Registered: 12/02/04
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Isn't this Dirty Harry the uncle of TT Boy? I think I read that somewhere.
<SHUDDER!>
And the scrawny dude in the above pic is creepy...but give him credit...isn't he the SO of Brandy Lyons?
Ya, I thought it was Scott Lyons too when I first saw him. Regardless, that shit is freaky. His waist is thinner than hers.
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#94113 - 04/05/05 01:28 PM
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Registered: 01/12/05
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I give that twacker much props, yo. This guy has shown the findings that state drug abuse can negatively affect your libido and cause erectile dysfunction are horseshit. This man/boy/fetus is a God among insects, and he deserves more than the $37.12 he makes per scene.
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#94114 - 04/05/05 06:09 PM
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Registered: 01/12/05
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Quote:
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(randi wright fucking the dude from meatholes comes to mind)
His nom de porn is Dirty Harry, and he's in everything. For a while (and maybe still) he was in a bts at meatholes shooting caverject in his dick. Creepy fellow.
if youre talking about the guy on the right, thats not dirty harry...this is dirty harry
see the age difference? 
the dude in the middle is arnold swartzenpecker (something to that effect)
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#94115 - 04/05/05 08:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Dude, all it takes here is a reference to "dirty meatholes guy" and we all know who we're talking about.
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#94116 - 04/06/05 07:17 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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2 and a half days, and whole shitload of xanax later, I am still fucking freaked by the sight of shit like this pic. I dunno, some things just jump out at you as WRONG....out of place....like finding a pubic hair on the kitchen table (that's not your color) between your coffee cup and your wheat toast at 6:30 am the day after you returned from a week long trip and had the house locked up.
...that skinny dude needs to eat like 10,000 calories a day for the next 2 months before doing any more porn.
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#94117 - 04/06/05 07:43 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/02/04
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Yup, I was right -- it is Scott Lyons!
That mother fucker has always been skinny but this shit is ridiculous.
Here are stills that I had from Extreme Penetrations 4.
Same tattoo, same dude.
Edited by Jamie L. Brian (04/06/05 07:44 AM)
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#94118 - 04/06/05 08:51 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Eh id fuck him if the price was right
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#94120 - 04/06/05 01:16 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
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Does the "camera adds ten pounds" thing include still photography, too? I just can't imagine the possibility of this guy being even skinnier in person.
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#94121 - 04/06/05 01:22 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/02/04
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Does the "camera adds ten pounds" thing include still photography, too? I just can't imagine the possibility of this guy being even skinnier in person.
This thread went from being about the skinniest guy in porn to the most bloated guy in porn in only a handful of posts. How cool is that. XPT Rocks!
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