You want to know who's fucked Missy in real life? Here's what I would recommend:
Find a Las Vegas phonebook -- the white pages, resedential. Start at the beginning -- the A's -- and call every guy listed and ask about his "Missy Story". Continue this until you've reached the Z's. By then you should have heard approximately 20,000 tawdry Missy stories that you can use when whacking off.
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"Bornyo sleeps under a bearskin that he killed and skinned when he was 5. He just stared the thing dead with mind bullets." - Floofin