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...She had to get decent grades, above a 3.0 G.P.A., score in the top 20 percentile on her SATs and graduate high school. Three, (3) things right there, that would seem to indicate she has a half decent brain in her head. Three, (3) things I would assume, are not all that commonly found in your rookie porno whore. Thus, it begs the question, what the fuck happened there? From college freshman to cum swallowing, schtick fucking, piss mop. Wow!!!



While Augusta State University (ASU, right?) is a big school and has many students, the "elite" status of some of these activies is dictated only by sheer numbers. So let's not mistake that school with some of the fine academic institutions mentioned recenly here. If you're a resident, ASU's admission requirements are: (1) Respiration (2) Be willing to live in Manzanita Hall (3) Have the tuition payment. Forget about this 3.0 stuff, you have to work hard to NOT get in there. I will give her some credit: hundreds of the Scum Devils bimboskanks walk around campus with their little Porn Star belly shirts, at least she followed through.

What I really love is the debate over at ADT about how $75-Brazzle won't let her do meatholes.com becuase it's degrading. Yet CS sure didn't mind getting puked on, pissed in, and jizzified by Captain Max. That's like puke telling shit it doesn't stink.

And yes, james, I read your crack on Dartmouth Lacrosse. Not being from N.E., I never liked lacrosse, and there was enough IM hockey in Hanover to keep me busy.