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#93645 - 04/03/05 08:17 AM Porn Nightmare
simp Offline
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Registered: 04/26/03
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I had a nightmare in the night. In this nightmare, I took a device into my time machine and went back to the late 15th Century. It was Holland and I travelled muddy roads and asked terrified natives where I could find a one "Hieronymous Bosch". My Dutch is fluent, by the way. I found the man drooling over a canvas in a dimly light studio room, humming to himself and chuckling intermittantly. I showed him my device. At first he cowered, but soon he was mesmerized and enchanted by the sights and sounds of gagging UPSIDEDOWN, raped female heads coming from the tiny viewing screen in all their digital glory. There was a cut to a time after I had left, Bosch was sitting on his bed, his hair bunched up in his hands clearly in a state of despair. There was another cut to the present and our point of view tracks slowly across a museum floor, aping the closing moment of Stanley Kubrick's 'The Shining' as a painting looms as the central focus. As we close in, details become distinct and we recognize it as Bosch's 'The Last Judgement'. The camera roams over all the familiar details of the piece, but stops and lingers on a completely new one. Tucked away in the corner, near the familiar Satanic serpent presiding over a man cowering in a barrel, a comely young maiden lies on her back, her head UPSIDEDOWN, getting throatfucked viciously by a demon.

Thanks,
simp



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#93646 - 04/03/05 09:19 AM Re: Porn Nightmare
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Here's a page with a link to a high res pic of the right panel of that painting.

Hieronymous Bosch

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#93647 - 04/03/05 10:43 AM Re: Porn Nightmare
ChickenMaster Offline
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#93648 - 04/03/05 10:49 AM Re: Porn Nightmare
mackey Offline
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Registered: 03/27/05
Posts: 24
Classic case of what happens when you watch too much porn before bedtime and don't jerk off. Don't let it happen again. Spank that monkey!
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#93649 - 04/03/05 12:52 PM Re: Porn Nightmare
Pericles Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 300
Beautiful Simp, just beautiful.


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#93650 - 04/05/05 09:01 AM Re: Porn Nightmare
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
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I often wonder what Simp does for a living and if he has a family.The idea of him living a "normal" life for some reason scares me.
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#93651 - 04/05/05 12:48 PM Re: Porn Nightmare
Evil Klown Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 1024
Quote:

I often wonder what Simp does for a living and if he has a family.The idea of him living a "normal" life for some reason scares me.




Mortician

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#93652 - 04/05/05 12:57 PM Re: Porn Nightmare
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

I often wonder what Simp does for a living and if he has a family.The idea of him living a "normal" life for some reason scares me.




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BTG

Bind.... Torture..... Gag....


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#93653 - 04/05/05 03:20 PM Re: Porn Nightmare
Random Offline
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
Quote:

I had a nightmare in the night. In this nightmare, I took a device into my time machine and went back to the late 15th Century. It was Holland and I travelled muddy roads and asked terrified natives where I could find a one "Hieronymous Bosch". My Dutch is fluent, by the way. I found the man drooling over a canvas in a dimly light studio room, humming to himself and chuckling intermittantly. I showed him my device. At first he cowered, but soon he was mesmerized and enchanted by the sights and sounds of gagging UPSIDEDOWN, raped female heads coming from the tiny viewing screen in all their digital glory. There was a cut to a time after I had left, Bosch was sitting on his bed, his hair bunched up in his hands clearly in a state of despair. There was another cut to the present and our point of view tracks slowly across a museum floor, aping the closing moment of Stanley Kubrick's 'The Shining' as a painting looms as the central focus. As we close in, details become distinct and we recognize it as Bosch's 'The Last Judgement'. The camera roams over all the familiar details of the piece, but stops and lingers on a completely new one. Tucked away in the corner, near the familiar Satanic serpent presiding over a man cowering in a barrel, a comely young maiden lies on her back, her head UPSIDEDOWN, getting throatfucked viciously by a demon.

Thanks,
simp







This is the funniest goddamn thing I've read in awhile!
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#93654 - 04/05/05 06:58 PM Re: Porn Nightmare
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Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
Quote:

Quote:

I often wonder what Simp does for a living and if he has a family.The idea of him living a "normal" life for some reason scares me.




Mortician





I was thinking psychiatrist. I believe Simp stated once that he is single and his gf left him after watching a GagFactor with him
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#93655 - 04/06/05 01:36 AM Re: Porn Nightmare
Zig Zigman Offline
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Registered: 05/15/04
Posts: 87
It's obvious Simp is a US Senator.

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