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Simp I want to buy you a beer and try to see how your mind works.



I requested personal info from him once in a PM so that I could see how his mind works. His response was:

"I'm very flattered, but my story in its details is very uninteresting. My suggestion to you, if you really want to know who I am, would be to watch Aurora Snow's scene in 'Gag Factor 5'. It changed my life and made me who I am today. I remember going numb as I watched it. I looked on with horror and a hard-on as that adorable and ingratiating young woman lie down on her back and hung her head UPSIDEDOWN as if it was the most natural thing in the world. She opened her mouth and allowed the cretinously pistoning penis in, which produced such disturbing sounds (a cross between a crying infant and a duck) that I'm positive they will ring in my ears for the rest of my life. I couldn't believe what I was watching. "Am I insane?" I thought, "Is it possible this is legal?" My world turned UPSIDEDOWN in that moment, as if fundamental concepts of civilization were coming apart and going fuzzy like illusory phantoms. It was just awful and wonderful. Words cannot do justice. Just watch that scene. Carefully. Listen carefully. The horror, the horror."