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#93311 - 04/01/05 11:05 AM Melissa Lauren has turned
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She has become a much darker person then when she first came into porn and on here. Something happened. I blame brandon irons or a brandon related issue.




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#93312 - 04/01/05 11:12 AM Re: Melissa Lauren has turned
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Chicks become jaded when they find out their boyfriend is gay.

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#93313 - 04/01/05 12:23 PM Re: Melissa Lauren has turned
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whaaaaaat?
what do you mean by much darker? oh yeah i like to beat on people more now, but what s wrong with that?
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#93314 - 04/01/05 12:52 PM Re: Melissa Lauren has turned
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I think she's just become Americanized.
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#93315 - 04/01/05 12:56 PM Re: Melissa Lauren has turned
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I think she's just become Americanized.



Dude, no way.
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#93316 - 04/01/05 01:42 PM Re: Melissa Lauren has turned
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I think she's just become Americanized.



Dude, no way.




I just thought about how sexy the word "dude" must sound coming out of your mouth with your French accent.

I'm off to go diddle my wiener.
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#93317 - 04/01/05 05:16 PM Re: Melissa Lauren has turned
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Porn takes whores souls and just leaves the empty husk behind. That's why she can do the things she does now.

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#93318 - 04/01/05 06:10 PM Re: Melissa Lauren has turned
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Porn takes whores souls and just leaves the empty husk behind. That's why she can do the things she does now.




That is one of the things I count on. It's what keeps us coming back and spending our money. Melissa Lauren is just hitting her stride, and I can hardly wait for the next phase.
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#93319 - 04/01/05 06:28 PM Re: Melissa Lauren has turned
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Porn takes whores souls and just leaves the empty husk behind. That's why she can do the things she does now.



Porn also leaves behind a stack of dildos (and baseball bats) for the whores to use on unappreciative fans.
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#93320 - 04/01/05 07:03 PM Re: Melissa Lauren has turned
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Melissa is an extraordinarily debauched being... she's only gonna get better twisted. it's a secret I'll never tell. you'll see. trust me.
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#93321 - 04/01/05 07:07 PM Re: Melissa Lauren has turned
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Porn also leaves behind a stack of dildos (and baseball bats) for the whores to use on unappreciative fans.




Truth hurts sometimes. I don't think any less of her for it. On the contrary it gives me wood.

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#93322 - 04/01/05 09:11 PM Re: Melissa Lauren has turned
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French people do not say "dude", I wonder if this is a fake Melissa
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#93323 - 04/01/05 10:01 PM Re: Melissa Lauren has turned
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French people do not say "dude", I wonder if this is a fake Melissa



I wonder if she can upload a sound clip of her saying "dude" in Frenglish?
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#93324 - 04/02/05 12:28 AM Re: Melissa Lauren has turned
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She has become a much darker person then when she first came into porn and on here. Something happened. I blame brandon irons or a brandon related issue.




Her hair has become much darker.
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#93325 - 04/02/05 08:20 AM Re: Melissa Lauren has turned
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Something a little off about her, like a brandon irons scene on the surface it looks like any old porn but the more you look at it, the more you realize it just isn't right. I don't think its drugs, hmm. Im not sure.
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#93326 - 04/02/05 09:00 AM Re: Melissa Lauren has turned
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All right. let me clarify a few things.
"dude" is one of my favourite words, along together with "fuck" and "cocksucker" and "shithead".
I often use "what the fuck, dude???"

Monkey, i m not on drugs

And yes, my hair definately got darker

Mel
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#93327 - 04/02/05 09:05 AM Re: Melissa Lauren has turned
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Well, that just raised more questions than it answered. If its not drugs then it must be the emotional scars you carry from your terrible ordeal with Brandon? When did he stop abusing you Melissa? Is it still too tender to talk about?

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#93328 - 04/02/05 12:42 PM Re: Melissa Lauren has turned
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I agree, there's something borderline unholy about her. Of course that's more of a turn-on even though I'm positive she leaves every set having sucked the immortal soul out of her co-stars. With Kami, I have the feeling that she beats up her co-stars then offers them a glass of cranberry juice in a Strawberry Shortcake happy meal mug, but Melissa has gone over 100% to the side of evil.
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#93329 - 04/02/05 01:32 PM Re: Melissa Lauren has turned
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Registered: 04/02/05
Posts: 3
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Porn takes whores souls and just leaves the empty husk behind. That's why she can do the things she does now.




Absolutely correct.

The annoying thing is these whores never acknowledge what they have become, what they do to themselves. Melissa is the perfect example. She fucked herself up so badly with pelvic inflammatory disease directly caused by ass to pussy penetration that now she may never be able to have children. So what does she do? She gives an interview where she moans to Luke Ford about porn whores "not being told" about such risks, while in the same time frame doing scenes where she is choked to unconsciousness... Of course, no-one could forsee the risks of that...

These whores seek out psychopathic men to help them fuck themselves up, then seek to blame those same men when they brought it all on themselves.

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#93330 - 04/02/05 01:35 PM Re: Melissa Lauren has turned
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Absolutely correct.

The annoying thing is these whores never acknowledge what they have become, what they do to themselves. Melissa is the perfect example. She fucked herself up so badly with pelvic inflammatory disease directly caused by ass to pussy penetration that now she may never be able to have children. So what does she do? She gives an interview where she moans to Luke Ford about porn whores "not being told" about such risks, while in the same time frame doing scenes where she is choked to unconsciousness... Of course, no-one could forsee the risks of that...

These whores seek out psychopathic men to help them fuck themselves up, then seek to blame those same men when they brought it all on themselves






YES, bitter porn director. Cage is now complete. Although i do agree, if you have hardcore unprotected sex with drug addicts and people who fuck hundreds of people a year what do you expect?. If you do anal you should have great ass hygiene otherwise pass on the extra A bucks.
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#93331 - 04/02/05 02:52 PM Re: Melissa Lauren has turned
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Registered: 04/02/05
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YES, bitter porn director. Cage is now complete. Although i do agree, if you have hardcore unprotected sex with drug addicts and people who fuck hundreds of people a year what do you expect?. If you do anal you should have great ass hygiene otherwise pass on the extra A bucks.




Well thanks for the recognition, I suppose I should add that it takes one to know one. My basic theory of porn is this:

An 18 year old whore does something stupid, irresponsible and distasteful. Their excuse is "As an adult I am entitled to decide for myself."

The same 18 year whore suffers from negative consequence as a direct result of their "adult" actions. Their defense is "I didn't know", "No-one told me"... blame is naturally apportioned on the poor producer who dared to offer them a good rate for model release.

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#93332 - 04/02/05 02:57 PM Re: Melissa Lauren has turned
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Registered: 09/23/04
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Well thanks for the recognition, I suppose I should add that it takes one to know one. My basic theory of porn is this:

An 18 year old whore does something stupid, irresponsible and distasteful. Their excuse is "As an adult I am entitled to decide for myself."

The same 18 year whore suffers from negative consequence as a direct result of their "adult" actions. Their defense is "I didn't know", "No-one told me"... blame is naturally apportioned on the poor producer who dared to offer them a good rate for model release.




This is strange indeed, and I'd like an explanation from someone. (Resident egghead jrv, please help). I just read this post and it was posted by Ivor Biggun. Now it says it was posted by Truth Hurts. I know I wasn't seeing things because when I read it I thought it out of character for Ivor Biggun.

Jrv? Ivor? Truth? Malice?

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#93333 - 04/02/05 05:29 PM Re: Melissa Lauren has turned
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Registered: 08/05/04
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Melissa's "handle" is "human garbage" ... You ROCK girl !!!

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#93334 - 04/02/05 05:42 PM Re: Melissa Lauren has turned
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Well thanks for the recognition, I suppose I should add that it takes one to know one. My basic theory of porn is this:

An 18 year old whore does something stupid, irresponsible and distasteful. Their excuse is "As an adult I am entitled to decide for myself."

The same 18 year whore suffers from negative consequence as a direct result of their "adult" actions. Their defense is "I didn't know", "No-one told me"... blame is naturally apportioned on the poor producer who dared to offer them a good rate for model release





GREAT POINT.

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I just read this post and it was posted by Ivor Biggun. Now it says it was posted by Truth Hurts. I know I wasn't seeing things because when I read it I thought it out of character for Ivor Biggun.

Jrv? Ivor? Truth? Malice?





Hmmm interesting.

P.s Fucking die jrv, i hope your body has a loss of potassium and you slip into a terri like coma, i would then find out what hospital you were at, crack your head open and eat your brain with a baby spoon.
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#93335 - 04/02/05 08:10 PM Re: Melissa Lauren has turned
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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This is strange indeed, and I'd like an explanation from someone. (Resident egghead jrv, please help). I just read this post and it was posted by Ivor Biggun. Now it says it was posted by Truth Hurts. I know I wasn't seeing things because when I read it I thought it out of character for Ivor Biggun.

Jrv? Ivor? Truth? Malice?



Go to My Home -> "Edit" for Personal Information, and change your display name. I think this changes all posts in the past too, just like changing the avatar or signature.
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#93336 - 04/02/05 08:19 PM Re: Melissa Lauren has turned
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Posts: 5849
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P.s Fucking die jrv, i hope your body has a loss of potassium and you slip into a terri like coma, i would then find out what hospital you were at, crack your head open and eat your brain with a baby spoon.



With each breath I torment thee. Each beat of my heart is a dagger in thy soul...
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#93337 - 04/02/05 10:29 PM Re: Melissa Lauren has turned
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
Quote:

Quote:

This is strange indeed, and I'd like an explanation from someone. (Resident egghead jrv, please help). I just read this post and it was posted by Ivor Biggun. Now it says it was posted by Truth Hurts. I know I wasn't seeing things because when I read it I thought it out of character for Ivor Biggun.

Jrv? Ivor? Truth? Malice?



Go to My Home -> "Edit" for Personal Information, and change your display name. I think this changes all posts in the past too, just like changing the avatar or signature.





Note that I didn't see this appearing/disappearing Ivor Biggun attribution...

Ivor has hundreds of posts, "Truth Hurts" has two. If Ivor changed his name, the post count would stay the same (y'all).

The only thing I can figure out is that he posted it, deleted it, created a new handle and re-posted it. That is if Bornyo's recollection is correct.
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#93338 - 04/03/05 01:48 AM Re: Melissa Lauren has turned
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we get PID because honestly we shouldn't breed

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#93339 - 04/03/05 12:29 PM Re: Melissa Lauren has turned
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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we get PID because honestly we shouldn't breed


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#93340 - 04/03/05 12:51 PM Re: Melissa Lauren has turned
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Bottom line, meliss is evil and i no longer trust her.
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#93341 - 04/03/05 01:25 PM Re: Melissa Lauren has turned
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

The only thing I can figure out is that he posted it, deleted it, created a new handle and re-posted it. That is if Bornyo's recollection is correct.




My opinion is that Ivor is Truth. Cookies logged him in as Ivor and he posted. Then, the horror, he realized his mistake and logged back in and reposted. I know what I saw.

I also saw Melissa in Girlvert #7 and I know exactly when she turned. It has to do with Ashley Blue and potbellied male talent.

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#93342 - 04/03/05 01:31 PM Re: Melissa Lauren has turned
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Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
Quote:

Quote:

Well thanks for the recognition, I suppose I should add that it takes one to know one. My basic theory of porn is this:

An 18 year old whore does something stupid, irresponsible and distasteful. Their excuse is "As an adult I am entitled to decide for myself."

The same 18 year whore suffers from negative consequence as a direct result of their "adult" actions. Their defense is "I didn't know", "No-one told me"... blame is naturally apportioned on the poor producer who dared to offer them a good rate for model release.




This is strange indeed, and I'd like an explanation from someone. (Resident egghead jrv, please help). I just read this post and it was posted by Ivor Biggun. Now it says it was posted by Truth Hurts. I know I wasn't seeing things because when I read it I thought it out of character for Ivor Biggun.

Jrv? Ivor? Truth? Malice?




It beats the hell out of me, although I did make a post to this thread at about that time of night, which seems to have vanished. I can only speculate that it was some sort of database oddity, perhaps caused by two different people trying to post to the same thread at precisely the same moment. Weird.
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#93343 - 04/03/05 03:02 PM Re: Melissa Lauren has turned
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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It beats the hell out of me, although I did make a post to this thread at about that time of night, which seems to have vanished. I can only speculate that it was some sort of database oddity, perhaps caused by two different people trying to post to the same thread at precisely the same moment. Weird.




In my little fucked up slice of the universe that is explanation enough for me - thanks.

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