I do not know who you are, but you sound like an ADT and KSex ass licker to me.

Okay, let's go with your fucking shit personality assasination of moi, like what the fuck did I do while at KSex, dopehead?

I tell you what I did, you thick piece of slime.

1) I introduced Tyler Faith to Wankus via my negoiations to get her to write her first agony column. Now Wankus is fucking Tyler, because of me. Tyler never knew of that KSex, or at least had never visited it before.

2) I wrote most of the reviews on Wankus's fuckwit DVD review board, which was fucking blank before I came.

3) I wrote the most posts, and stirred more debate than any other fucker.

4) That fucking site is dead now. I went there last night and it's a fucking graveyard. NO more revews have ever been written because no one fucking cares.

Okay there is lots of ass licking, but nothing to stir the imagination, only "Oh, I love your show Wankus, you're sooooooo good looking" and all that crap.


5) And after all I put in, all I get in return is Wankus fucking banning me. He is an asshole, and I UNFORTUNATELY defended him when Kurt Lockwood nearly punched him at an event. I NOW support Lockwood, I am totally with him. I would punch Wankus too. I apologize to Kurt.I am sorry m8.

So before you stir the fucking shit, let me tell you something, what the FUCK HAVE YOU EVER DONE!!??

Shall I tell you the problem with ADT and KSex? They HATE individualism. They hate people being themselves. They hate people THINKING for themselves, so they're banned, or made a fool of, banned, what the fuck.

WE fought for fucking freedom in Iraq. 90% of porn boards are run by dictators, and the worst part is, people like you Jamesn who grovel, ass lick and tow the line. You're a fucking waste of time. Thank God, I am working in the UK, exclusively for the Daily Sport now.

By the way, I LOVE Tony Malice and Robert Modelgig, plus Claire James, Gen Padova and Flower Tucci.

Drpornz = Donkey Long.

I dont know who you are, or what any of that means. But you piss and moan alot, and I like Jamesn... so I'm going to dismiss you as a whining pussy.

Way to stay on top of things, Hyde.

I'm too busy to pay attention to bullshit like that guys. Those 12yr olds aint gonna f*ck themselves ya know.

Incidentally, I'm flying outta town in a few hours. I wont be back for a week, and probably wont have time for any xpt shenanigans. But I'll be thinking of all of you every day, and I'll miss you.

I know you all feel the same way.

I thought everyone knew? He is heading to his usual vacation spot, Cambodia. There the locals have dubbed him "anching kasoon" which translates to, creepy white devil that makes children cry.

I'm going to have a present for you when you get back!



I'll post it later in the Cage!

New Tricycle seats?

Grrranimals?

Jesus Juice?