apparently wanker doesn't like to be photographed and paranoid about his parents finding out what he does. chico, slip "smelly monkey productions 2004" somewhere in the credits of a movie and it's down when you agree. should you fail to keep your word, the internet will be carpet-bombed with your likeness for 6 days.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits