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#92756 - 03/31/05 07:44 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Looking into wanker wangs eyes you can see the darkened soul of a tormented asian. Having said that if i was a betting man id lay it on Tony T in 3 rounds.
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#92757 - 03/31/05 10:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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apparently wanker doesn't like to be photographed and paranoid about his parents finding out what he does. chico, slip "smelly monkey productions 2004" somewhere in the credits of a movie and it's down when you agree. should you fail to keep your word, the internet will be carpet-bombed with your likeness for 6 days.
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#92760 - 04/01/05 11:12 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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wait, this is almost too much-i'm being called a loser by a guy named 'pornloser'. i'll skip defending myself by attacking you, saying what cool things i did, where i went to school, how much money i have and make unless you want to hear it. aside from this, your posts are funny and the truth is, i've wondered what the fuck i'm doing here and did the whole introspection thing. i love juvenile mischeif that would get me fired or ruin my life if pursued offline and i'd generally rather be in physical pain than bored. this place works and porn's a better source of material than a gardening board. and i have no time to be cool, that ended in college.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#92763 - 04/02/05 08:23 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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wait, this is almost too much-i'm being called a loser by a guy named 'pornloser'. i'll skip defending myself by attacking you, saying what cool things i did, where i went to school, how much money i have and make unless you want to hear it. aside from this, your posts are funny and the truth is, i've wondered what the fuck i'm doing here and did the whole introspection thing. i love juvenile mischeif that would get me fired or ruin my life if pursued offline and i'd generally rather be in physical pain than bored. this place works and porn's a better source of material than a gardening board. and i have no time to be cool, that ended in college
When you look at who the mainstream considers cool it becomes clear that being uncool is the new cool. If i was anything like pdiddy, ashton kutcher or any of the cast of desperate housewives i would've killed myself a long time ago.
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#92764 - 04/04/05 08:26 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Luke posted his Wanker Wang Interview at www.lukeisback.comI wish he'd post the raw audio recording. 
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#92766 - 04/04/05 04:58 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/03/03
Posts: 1043
Loc: Warsaw, Poland
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that luke, he's back.
Not Luke, unless I'm missing a joke of some sort.
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#92767 - 04/04/05 11:59 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/08/03
Posts: 247
Loc: Tone
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omg you're such a fucking loser. you're posting photos of a porn director. what has your life actually come to? if the dude's being photographed, he knows it's gonna be used in some fashion. i've never seen a bigger group of homos in my life.
yo dip shit he outed himself, he was in one the fucking Extreme movies and was even credited as wanker wang . now i remember why i quit posting on these fucking things the amount of retarded losers with no life that live through porn. it's porn for christ sake why don't you go grab a light saber. it's one thing to like porn but another thing when you actually listen to the porn bullshit and hipe. by the way i am rubber and you are glue so you sux. whoa that shit is pretty cool looking and it does make you feel hip i mean this shit rawx, the chix have to luv it .
yo peace, or like something cool like pornloser78 Rawx, Fuckers, yeah now that's cool like stunningly cool
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LMAO. 200 posts your part of the club. Don't be deluded into thinking posts like " ashley blue skull fucks are awesome" makes you any cooler then exposing wanker wang posts, fight the power and learn to love ones self. We are all gods children
Sammura for the new pope.
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#92769 - 04/05/05 09:11 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Such an obvious attempt to stir things up, some lame and uninspiring, his mother deserves to be raped by kyoto.
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#92772 - 04/07/05 01:24 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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wow, you tripped all over yourself when you called me a loser with a username of "pornLOSER". now, you're sitting there puking into your hands telling me to stop paying so much attention as you're rattling off studios and movies from your encyclopedic-knowledge of porn-history. you're not too good at, well...life? news-flash-you can't get anything done right and you're fighting a third-rate porn-director's battles for him and even fucking that up. what's it like being absolutely incompetent fredo? what's it like having to be a silly little poodle of an attack dog? what's it like to know you'll still be running errands ten years from now?
most importantly and in total seriousness-know that i'm better than you.
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#92774 - 04/16/05 07:32 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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#92776 - 04/16/05 11:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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huh? what do i have to do with him? i'm not a huge fan of the guy, but if you're going to compare me with someone in charge of the free world with tons more money than you i'm certainly not hurt. dumbass.
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#92777 - 04/17/05 06:11 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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Jamesn is more coolest person that you is. It true. He even give momma orgasms better than daddy. Momma says daddy is a dead tuna, and Jamesy is a great white pussy stretcher.
Jamesy doesn't visit too much, so momma says I gotta lick her fun place all the time.
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