Go to IAFD and search Schwartzenpecker. There are over 200 titles and that's probably one fifth of what he's done.
http://www.iafd.com/person.asp?perfid=ASchwartzenpeck&gender=M

Enter Brian Surewood, or Jim Beem.
The guys in that photo have more time in the record books than you will ever have on the court, you smack-talking troll. It took us all of one afternoon to find out who you are.

I set the over-under on your banning at 1 and a half days.