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#92531 - 03/30/05 08:41 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
if she spams then i will delete it or change all the spam posts to the sammura gary payton ass hemorrhoid picture.
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#92532 - 03/30/05 08:45 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
sammura Offline
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Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
spam..lol. you can put what ever you want it's still a picture of my ass. so keep promoting.
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#92533 - 03/30/05 08:46 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Sammura you haven't done any scenes in over a year, roles for ignorant ghetto teachers on b grade porn websites don't come up every week. Why not follow in your fathers footsteps and just become a milk maid.
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#92534 - 03/30/05 08:51 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
Quote:

just keep jerking to the picture of my ass you have saved on your harddrive.




Given any thought to opening a safe deposit box in there? You probably already have a few Gs worth of bling-bling up in your colon.
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#92535 - 03/30/05 09:01 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
Quote:

i doubt its THAT hard to find the address of Jm studios and she makes out thats she's negrolock holmes because she can find out where jeff's po box is. is there any doubt that our taxes are keeping sammura off the street, i would agree to a 5% tax hike if it meant sammura has to go through trash cans for meals and sleep in a bus shelter.





Sammura's life already revolves around turning condoms inside out and calling it "doin' the laundry." Talking to park benches and exposing herself in public restrooms ain't that far away.

Your future is calling. I wonder if DFS hands these out to children after they cart their parents away for burning them with fried eggs:



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#92536 - 03/30/05 09:12 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746

Sammura you haven't done any scenes in over a year, roles for ignorant ghetto teachers on b grade porn websites don't come up every week. Why not follow in your fathers footsteps and just become a milk maid.



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#92537 - 03/30/05 09:33 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
This thread is hilarious.Thanks to all who have contributed.
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#92538 - 03/30/05 09:39 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
shut the fuck up and go underpay some bitch to get throat fucked.
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#92539 - 03/30/05 09:47 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Sammura I want to make up with you.Will you calm down if I invite your down to my office?We can smoke some crack together much like the Indians smoked a peace pipe to settle their defferences.What do you say....friend?
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#92540 - 03/30/05 09:49 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
sammura Offline
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Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746

Sammura I want to make up with you.Will you calm down if I invite your down to my office?We can smoke some crack together much like the Indians smoked a peace pipe to settle their defferences.What do you say....friend?
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#92541 - 03/30/05 09:53 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
It's official she's snapped. Took a little longer than I thought.

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#92542 - 03/30/05 10:04 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
One day and she's reduced to a babbling incoherent wreck. I mean, more than usual.

"FBI."

"Yas, I got some cracka postin pictchors of me."

"'Cracka?'"

"Ya he put Gary Payton head in my ass an he say I wuz on the cova ov crack ho montly when i know dez no crack ho montly."

"..."

"So i wanna press chahges cuz dis is copyridded."

"Ma'am, have you tried calling 911?"

"Ni wun wun? You tryin to say I'm a terrist? Cuz I'm black, right? Dey called me a ho and ya i ho my ass on the strit and then cracka come back an call me 911 callin' flim on my humpsnizzle."

"..."

"No nuthin to say bout dat cracka pig? Bawk the dripsee heeme Bill Bixby eatin' sho fo."

<click>

"Cracka."
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#92543 - 03/30/05 10:06 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

One day and she's reduced to a babbling incoherent wreck. I mean, more than usual.

"FBI."

"Yas, I got some cracka postin pictchors of me."

"'Cracka?'"

"Ya he put Gary Payton head in my ass an he say I wuz on the cova ov crack ho montly when i know dez no crack ho montly."

"..."

"So i wanna press chahges cuz dis is copyridded."

"Ma'am, have you tried calling 911?"

"Ni wun wun? You tryin to say I'm a terrist? Cuz I'm black, right? Dey called me a ho and ya i ho my ass on the strit and then cracka come back an call me 911 callin' flim on my humpsnizzle."

"..."

"No nuthin to say bout dat cracka pig? Bawk the dripsee heeme Bill Bixby eatin' sho fo."

<click>

"Cracka."




LMFAO

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#92544 - 03/30/05 10:30 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746

One day and she's reduced to a babbling incoherent wreck. I mean, more than usual.

"FBI."

"Yas, I got some cracka postin pictchors of me."

"'Cracka?'"

"Ya he put Gary Payton head in my ass an he say I wuz on the cova ov crack ho montly when i know dez no crack ho montly."

"..."

"So i wanna press chahges cuz dis is copyridded."

"Ma'am, have you tried calling 911?"

"Ni wun wun? You tryin to say I'm a terrist? Cuz I'm black, right? Dey called me a ho and ya i ho my ass on the strit and then cracka come back an call me 911 callin' flim on my humpsnizzle."

"..."

"No nuthin to say bout dat cracka pig? Bawk the dripsee heeme Bill Bixby eatin' sho fo."

<click>

"Cracka."

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yall are to scared to go out and rape a bitch for real - sammura shane

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#92545 - 03/30/05 03:49 PM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
Cerberus Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
Quote:

Quote:

One day and she's reduced to a babbling incoherent wreck. I mean, more than usual.

"FBI."

"Yas, I got some cracka postin pictchors of me."

"'Cracka?'"

"Ya he put Gary Payton head in my ass an he say I wuz on the cova ov crack ho montly when i know dez no crack ho montly."

"..."

"So i wanna press chahges cuz dis is copyridded."

"Ma'am, have you tried calling 911?"

"Ni wun wun? You tryin to say I'm a terrist? Cuz I'm black, right? Dey called me a ho and ya i ho my ass on the strit and then cracka come back an call me 911 callin' flim on my humpsnizzle."

"..."

"No nuthin to say bout dat cracka pig? Bawk the dripsee heeme Bill Bixby eatin' sho fo."

<click>

"Cracka."





LMFAO




To the twelfth power.
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#92546 - 03/30/05 06:44 PM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746


To the twelfth power.
porntalk dick sucker that what you are
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#92547 - 03/30/05 08:41 PM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
Cerberus Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
Dear Skank,

Wow what a great come back. I feel so unloved.

Well at least I have an education to fall back on. All you have to fall back on is one ugly ass.

Please try to at least put forth some effort when you insult someone, unless this is the best you can do In which case I will just feel sorry for you.

In closing: I wish to thank you for providing such blissful divergence from an otherwise cultured world. Your response to my post, and others, are without a doubt a treasure.

Thank you for taking the time to make the world a better place.

Please crack on.



Edited by tantas' Daddy (03/30/05 08:48 PM)
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#92548 - 03/30/05 10:28 PM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
blah blah blah, whatever i must be getting to you because yall keep responding. blah blah blah.
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#92549 - 03/30/05 10:29 PM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
Cerberus Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
Quote:

blah blah blah, whatever i must be getting to you because yall keep responding. blah blah blah.




Please try to at least put forth some effort when you insult someone, unless this is the best you can do In which case I will just feel sorry for you.

In closing: I wish to thank you for providing such blissful divergence from an otherwise cultured world. Your response to my post, and others, are without a doubt a treasure.

Thank you for taking the time to make the world a better place.
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#92550 - 03/30/05 10:30 PM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

blah blah blah, whatever i must be getting to you because yall keep responding. blah blah blah.




I love you like an Icelandic pig.

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#92551 - 03/30/05 10:32 PM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
Cerberus Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
Quote:

Quote:

blah blah blah, whatever i must be getting to you because yall keep responding. blah blah blah.




I love you like an Icelandic pig.




CM you must apologize to Icelandic pigs NOW. They have a purpose in life.
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#92552 - 03/30/05 10:42 PM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

blah blah blah, whatever i must be getting to you because yall keep responding. blah blah blah.




I love you like an Icelandic pig.




CM you must apologize to Icelandic pigs NOW. They have a purpose in life.




Yea your right. I do think she is like a pig at a bar mitzvah though.

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#92553 - 03/30/05 10:47 PM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
blah,blah,blah..sammura,blah,blah,blah


sammura don't have a life because she responds on message board where guys are waiting for her to respond sitting there pressing refresh over and over.
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#92554 - 03/30/05 11:07 PM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
Cerberus Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
Quote:

blah,blah,blah..sammura,blah,blah,blah


sammura don't have a life because she responds on message board where guys are waiting for her to respond sitting there pressing refresh over and over.




No I just love having a battle of the wits with an unarmed skank. It just brightens up my whole day.
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#92555 - 03/30/05 11:14 PM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
respond
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#92556 - 03/30/05 11:30 PM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
Cerberus Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
Quote:

respond



?
See new thread. Chickenshit with the not accepting PMs after you send shit for comments. can't hang with me little mind, attack my wife.That is so lame skank.
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#92557 - 03/31/05 10:10 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

Well at least I have an education to fall back on. All you have to fall back on is one ugly ass.





Goddamn this gold, pure gold!
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#92558 - 03/31/05 10:20 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
and your wife is still a dorkey looking bitch sitting on the stairs..lol
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#92559 - 03/31/05 03:42 PM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
Cerberus Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
Damn she is suspended and it was just getting fun.

Sam I await your return andyour intellectual wisdom shall be restored to my otherwise literate life.
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