One day and she's reduced to a babbling incoherent wreck. I mean, more than usual.

"FBI."

"Yas, I got some cracka postin pictchors of me."

"'Cracka?'"

"Ya he put Gary Payton head in my ass an he say I wuz on the cova ov crack ho montly when i know dez no crack ho montly."

"..."

"So i wanna press chahges cuz dis is copyridded."

"Ma'am, have you tried calling 911?"

"Ni wun wun? You tryin to say I'm a terrist? Cuz I'm black, right? Dey called me a ho and ya i ho my ass on the strit and then cracka come back an call me 911 callin' flim on my humpsnizzle."

"..."

"No nuthin to say bout dat cracka pig? Bawk the dripsee heeme Bill Bixby eatin' sho fo."

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"Cracka."