It was amazing. I went down to the address Sammura has posted, reposted, and has had tattooed on her labia to cover up the extensive scarring from her sexual reassignment theory. I was shocked to find myself standing there with four G-man, two Italian guys fingering violin cases, an irate father and a couple of extras from the last P-Diddy video. Friends of yours, Sammura?

It was kind of funny, though, since we were all standing outside of a post office box. You hear that, you malarial abcess of a human being? It's a fucking post office box.

Now, be a good... thing... and go turn a trick for a snickers bar and a bottle of baby food, I'm not paying you all that welfare so you can sit on a message board all day.