Not to mention what he's going to owe Gary Payton for use of his likeness. Payton has endorsements and all, you know.

Sammura, you're a celebrity just like Paris Hilton and Ted Bundy - you're in the public domain. Short of publishing the magazines circulation stats I don't know what more he could have done. It's not like he photo-shopped out the magazines name or anything.

Now come here and rub some salve on my chigger bites baby...