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#92481 - 03/29/05 08:58 AM Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
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#92482 - 03/29/05 09:14 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
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People like sammura are the reason i believe in stem cell research, if made legal we could use all the knocked up 16 year old hood rat fetus' and prevent future sammuras while helping b grade disabled actors walk again. Everybody wins.
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#92483 - 03/29/05 10:35 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
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My question is how did she get her ass so shiny? Did she get the car wax and shammy out?

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#92484 - 03/29/05 11:00 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
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shut the fuck up monkeyboy . i don't know if anyone ever told you this: YOU ARE NOT FUNNY.your the dennis miller of the message board. most of your posts remind me of that time he was on monday night football and he kept telling his lame ass jokes and getting ingored by the football jocks cause they knew he was a dork.

oh chicken shit! my ass got shiney from using the grease off your dirty thinning stringy hair. damn i hope i don't get lice.
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#92485 - 03/29/05 11:06 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
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my ass got shiney from using the grease off your dirty thinning stringy hair. damn i hope i don't get lice.




Why? I figure the chiggers there are getting pretty lonely.
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#92486 - 03/29/05 11:16 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
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shut the fuck up monkeyboy . i don't know if anyone ever told you this: YOU ARE NOT FUNNY.your the dennis miller of the message board.




Dennis Miller is hysterical.
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#92487 - 03/29/05 11:29 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
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shut the fuck up monkeyboy . i don't know if anyone ever told you this: YOU ARE NOT FUNNY.your the dennis miller of the message board.




Dennis Miller is hysterical.




Yes, quite. Damn you Sammura!!!! *Shakes fist at God*

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#92488 - 03/29/05 11:40 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
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Why? I figure the chiggers there are getting pretty lonely.


sad you got to make up words because you can't think of nothing else to say take monkeys dick out your mouth and look up at him.


YOU SEE THIS BISHOP, WON'T BE LONG BEFORE THEIR CALLING YOU THE N-WORD. YOU SEE THEIR READY TO TURN ON YOUR BOY WES CAUSE MONKEY SAID HE'S NOT COOL ANYMORE.
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#92489 - 03/29/05 11:42 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
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shut the fuck up monkeyboy . i don't know if anyone ever told you this: YOU ARE NOT FUNNY.your the dennis miller of the message board. most of your posts remind me of that time he was on monday night football and he kept telling his lame ass jokes and getting ingored by the football jocks cause they knew he was a dork.

oh chicken shit! my ass got shiney from using the grease off your dirty thinning stringy hair. damn i hope i don't get lice.





When did i ever say i was funny?. I stand by the comment 100%, if we can help disabled white people while stopping the number of people who turn out like you then its a win win situation. I actually want to know what happened to you, this has to go far deeper then molestation, you are royally fucked in the head, your on par with those kids who shoot up schools. People i really feel sorry for are the kids, at least they will find a better environment to be raised in by the time they reached 16 and are sent to a juvenile detention center.



Could you imagine what it would be like to have sammura as a mother, can you even begin to comprehend what it must be like.
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#92490 - 03/29/05 11:45 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
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YOU SEE THIS BISHOP, WON'T BE LONG BEFORE THEIR CALLING YOU THE N-WORD. YOU SEE THEIR READY TO TURN ON YOUR BOY WES CAUSE MONKEY SAID HE'S NOT COOL ANYMORE.






sammura you might be the most hated person by the black community, BGOL posters fucking hate you. I could burn crosses on every BGOL members front law and hang their family members and id still be a distant second to you on their hate lists.
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#92491 - 03/29/05 11:48 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
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shut the fuck up. you to scared to go outside let alone off this message board.
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#92492 - 03/29/05 11:50 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
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Good God Sammura, google chiggers for chrissake.

Black people may not get lice but I've met plenty eith chiggers.

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#92493 - 03/29/05 11:51 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
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and besides your just mad because on of your "followers" dick is hard for me. poor monkey can't face the fact that his shtick is getting old and boring.
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#92494 - 03/29/05 11:52 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
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As for sammura's avatar its disgusting, it looks like she has eczema on her ass crack
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#92495 - 03/29/05 11:55 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
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Why? I figure the chiggers there are getting pretty lonely.


sad you got to make up words because you can't think of nothing else to say take monkeys dick out your mouth and look up at him.





From Dictionary.com

chig·ger Audio pronunciation of "chiggers" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (chgr)
n.

1. Any of various small, six-legged larvae of mites of the family Trombiculidae, parasitic on insects, humans, and other vertebrates.

The chigger's bite produces a wheal that is usually accompanied by severe itching. Also called chigoe, harvest bug, harvest mite, jigger2, red bug.


..i'm just sayin...
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#92496 - 03/29/05 11:56 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
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and besides your just mad because on of your "followers" dick is hard for me. poor monkey can't face the fact that his shtick is getting old and boring





ummm for starters i don't have followers, i mean if you are going to call everyone who posts in the cage a follower then i demand you to jump off a bridge, and my shtick was always old and boring.
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#92497 - 03/29/05 11:59 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
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poor monkeyboy.your a joke. banning someone because he wouldn't be a sheep like the rest


ok this is where monkeyboy post: sammura kids blah,blah.

then comes smiling arab: yeah monkey she... blah,blah

jrv comes in:

stalker boy comes in: blood, kill,dead animals,dick

and we all know the rest.......... get a new gimmick.
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#92498 - 03/29/05 12:01 PM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
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LOL getting lectured by sammura on originality. One for the vault. Any thoughts on going back to africa?
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#92499 - 03/29/05 12:02 PM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
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From Dictionary.com

chig·ger Audio pronunciation of "chiggers" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (chgr)
n.

1. Any of various small, six-legged larvae of mites of the family Trombiculidae, parasitic on insects, humans, and other vertebrates.

The chigger's bite produces a wheal that is usually accompanied by severe itching. Also called chigoe, harvest bug, harvest mite, jigger2, red bug.

..i'm just sayin...


well i am sure yall know because you all was looking up the info for yourselfs. happy scratching
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#92500 - 03/29/05 12:16 PM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
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Why? I figure the chiggers there are getting pretty lonely.




sad you got to make up words because you can't think of nothing else





No, see, Sammura, I said chigger. That's what's causing the hobos who pay you fiddy cents for your ass to complain, outside of the cigarette burns on your back and the fact that you look like Lawrence Taylor.
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#92501 - 03/29/05 12:18 PM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
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Someone re-ban this dumb whore from The Cage. Seriously. I don't care if it's like ADT or whatever, this bitch has got to go. Please just make it so. She's bumming me out big time. Her one note responses are harshing my mellow more than BJFan ever could, and that's truly saying something. I can barely appreciate the Monkey's return because this broads asinine bullshit has sent such a shock to my system.
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#92502 - 03/29/05 12:26 PM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
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outside of the cigarette burns on your back and the fact that you look like Lawrence Taylor





YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. Crack is whack. LTura.


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Someone re-ban this dumb whore from The Cage. Seriously. I don't care if it's like ADT or whatever, this bitch has got to go. Please just make it so. She's bumming me out big time. Her one note responses are harshing my mellow more than BJFan ever could, and that's truly saying something. I can barely appreciate the Monkey's return because this broads asinine bullshit has sent such a shock to my system.





i think sammura has been banned from ever forum, i like her, she has spunk and sex appeal
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#92503 - 03/29/05 12:36 PM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
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Every time I see that avatar I'm thinking it's a can't-miss target for a kick...
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#92504 - 03/29/05 12:48 PM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
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Someone re-ban this dumb whore from The Cage. Seriously. I don't care if it's like ADT or whatever, this bitch has got to go. Please just make it so. She's bumming me out big time. Her one note responses are harshing my mellow more than BJFan ever could, and that's truly saying something. I can barely appreciate the Monkey's return because this broads asinine bullshit has sent such a shock to my system.




lol .ban me for what because i won't feed the monkeyboy?..lol
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#92505 - 03/29/05 12:50 PM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
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Every time I see that avatar I'm thinking it's a can't-miss target for a kick...


ah but you can't so keep on wishing and switching message board persona's.

jrv on porntalk= 10 feet tall and bullet proof

jrv on adt= fan boy.
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#92506 - 03/29/05 12:52 PM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
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Someone re-ban this dumb whore from The Cage. Seriously. I don't care if it's like ADT or whatever, this bitch has got to go. Please just make it so. She's bumming me out big time. Her one note responses are harshing my mellow more than BJFan ever could, and that's truly saying something. I can barely appreciate the Monkey's return because this broads asinine bullshit has sent such a shock to my system.




lol .ban me for what because i won't feed the monkeyboy?..lol




lol. no, that wasn't my point, lol. lol, what I was trying to say was that everything you post in any forum is the same thing, lol. Why? lol, look I'm all for free speech, lol, but try using more of it, lol, like a variation of content, lol. lol, are we straight now, lol?
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#92507 - 03/29/05 12:59 PM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
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monkey says the same thing over and over again. same shit diffrent names.

like i said because i won't feed the monkey boy and the rest of his clones in the cage.
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#92508 - 03/29/05 06:36 PM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
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Every time I see that avatar I'm thinking it's a can't-miss target for a kick...




And risk another outbreak?



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#92509 - 03/29/05 06:42 PM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
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Hmm, I was just messing around with the resolution and I noticed something. Does anything else notice something wrong with this?



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#92510 - 03/29/05 06:44 PM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
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Oh my God!



It's NBA star Gary Payton!


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#92511 - 03/29/05 06:58 PM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
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Oh my God!

It's NBA star Gary Payton!




I thought this board was well equipped smiley-wise but if I used 2 of each it wouldn't be adequate.

Where's krazy-klown with a laughing fit skidmarked pair of titey whitey smiley when you need him?


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#92512 - 03/29/05 07:07 PM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
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Thanks, Bornyo. I see Sammura's been bashful with us. It's not every day that an xxxporntalk poster gets the cover of a major national magazine.



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#92513 - 03/29/05 07:28 PM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
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that picture is copywrited. so i will let my friend know your posting pics without his permission.
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#92514 - 03/29/05 07:36 PM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
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#92515 - 03/29/05 07:39 PM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
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Not to mention what he's going to owe Gary Payton for use of his likeness. Payton has endorsements and all, you know.

Sammura, you're a celebrity just like Paris Hilton and Ted Bundy - you're in the public domain. Short of publishing the magazines circulation stats I don't know what more he could have done. It's not like he photo-shopped out the magazines name or anything.

Now come here and rub some salve on my chigger bites baby...

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#92516 - 03/29/05 07:49 PM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
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hmmm call the fbi huh. so where shall i send them to:
jm productions
9018 balboa blvd. pmb 576
northridge, CA 91325
US
818-772-1320
Fax:818-772-9254


Domain Name: XXXPORNTALK.COM

Administrative Contact:
norton, mike zxzf49d@yahoo.com
9018 balboa blvd. pmb 576
northridge, CA 91325
US
818-772-1320
Fax:818-772-9254


Technical Contact:
norton, mike zxzf49d@yahoo.com
9018 balboa blvd. pmb 576
northridge, CA 91325
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818-772-1320
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#92517 - 03/29/05 08:05 PM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
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Discuss




I think you meant DISGUSTING.

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#92518 - 03/29/05 08:08 PM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
sammura Offline
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Posts: 746
Registrant:
jm productions
9018 balboa blvd. pmb 576
northridge, CA 91325
US
818-772-1320
Fax:818-772-9254


Domain Name: XXXPORNTALK.COM

Administrative Contact:
norton, mike zxzf49d@yahoo.com
9018 balboa blvd. pmb 576
northridge, CA 91325
US
818-772-1320
Fax:818-772-9254


Technical Contact:
norton, mike zxzf49d@yahoo.com
9018 balboa blvd. pmb 576
northridge, CA 91325
US
818-772-1320
Fax:818-772-9254


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#92519 - 03/30/05 01:20 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
ChickenMaster Offline
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Wow sammura you know how to use a WHOIS. Are you going to spam contact information everywhere now? Your shiny ass is stupid, just stupid.

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#92520 - 03/30/05 01:46 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
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#92521 - 03/30/05 04:54 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
Smelly Monkey Offline
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lol .ban me for what because i won't feed the monkeyboy?..lol




ohh you feed me sammura, believe me you feed me.




YES


Quote:

that picture is copywrited. so i will let my friend know your posting pics without his permission.






sammura your such a nerd. Firstly you consider random people on message boards as your friends, secondly he must be a close friend because not many people would dedicate a crack whore cover to another friend, he must be special. You post at every porn forum, since hate only seems to fuel you . I've decided to take a different approach, im going to find something nice about you and compliment you on it. one second please. Okay have it, you're a very persistent person and that can be viewed as a positive attribute. I hope that puts a hop in your step and you have a wonderful day my black princess. you will all have to excuse me as i suddenly feel the urge to throw up a lung.
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#92522 - 03/30/05 07:25 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
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NO YOUR STUPID. MAYBE SOME GUY WHO COULDN'T GET IN ONE OF JEFF'S BUKKAKE VIDEOS, WILL SHOW UP AND DEMAND WHY? OR MAYBE SOME ANTI- PORN GROUP MY JUST PROTEST IN FRONT OF HIS OFFICE.
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#92523 - 03/30/05 07:26 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
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MONKEY= ONE OF JEFF'S WEBMASTER USING A FAKE NAME TO START SHIT.
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#92524 - 03/30/05 08:17 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Sammura you dork, your weakness is compliments, i want to hug and kiss you and shower you in flowers my nubian queen.
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#92525 - 03/30/05 08:18 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
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It was amazing. I went down to the address Sammura has posted, reposted, and has had tattooed on her labia to cover up the extensive scarring from her sexual reassignment theory. I was shocked to find myself standing there with four G-man, two Italian guys fingering violin cases, an irate father and a couple of extras from the last P-Diddy video. Friends of yours, Sammura?

It was kind of funny, though, since we were all standing outside of a post office box. You hear that, you malarial abcess of a human being? It's a fucking post office box.

Now, be a good... thing... and go turn a trick for a snickers bar and a bottle of baby food, I'm not paying you all that welfare so you can sit on a message board all day.
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#92526 - 03/30/05 08:24 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
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#92527 - 03/30/05 08:25 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
Smelly Monkey Offline
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It was kind of funny, though, since we were all standing outside of a post office box. You hear that, you malarial abcess of a human being? It's a fucking post office box.

Now, be a good... thing... and go turn a trick for a snickers bar and a bottle of baby food, I'm not paying you all that welfare so you can sit on a message board all day.






Sammura is as dumb as a pile of shit and three times as ugly. i doubt its THAT hard to find the address of Jm studios and she makes out thats she's negrolock holmes because she can find out where jeff's po box is. is there any doubt that our taxes are keeping sammura off the street, i would agree to a 5% tax hike if it meant sammura has to go through trash cans for meals and sleep in a bus shelter.
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#92528 - 03/30/05 08:26 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
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#92529 - 03/30/05 08:37 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
smiling arab Offline
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Registered: 02/12/04
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C'mon, take another hit and repost the Bill of Rights or the Articles of Confederation or something. You're coming down, Sammura, and we all know what that means...

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#92530 - 03/30/05 08:41 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
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just keep jerking to the picture of my ass you have saved on your harddrive.
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#92531 - 03/30/05 08:41 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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if she spams then i will delete it or change all the spam posts to the sammura gary payton ass hemorrhoid picture.
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#92532 - 03/30/05 08:45 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
spam..lol. you can put what ever you want it's still a picture of my ass. so keep promoting.
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#92533 - 03/30/05 08:46 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Sammura you haven't done any scenes in over a year, roles for ignorant ghetto teachers on b grade porn websites don't come up every week. Why not follow in your fathers footsteps and just become a milk maid.
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#92534 - 03/30/05 08:51 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
smiling arab Offline
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Registered: 02/12/04
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just keep jerking to the picture of my ass you have saved on your harddrive.




Given any thought to opening a safe deposit box in there? You probably already have a few Gs worth of bling-bling up in your colon.
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#92535 - 03/30/05 09:01 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
smiling arab Offline
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i doubt its THAT hard to find the address of Jm studios and she makes out thats she's negrolock holmes because she can find out where jeff's po box is. is there any doubt that our taxes are keeping sammura off the street, i would agree to a 5% tax hike if it meant sammura has to go through trash cans for meals and sleep in a bus shelter.





Sammura's life already revolves around turning condoms inside out and calling it "doin' the laundry." Talking to park benches and exposing herself in public restrooms ain't that far away.

Your future is calling. I wonder if DFS hands these out to children after they cart their parents away for burning them with fried eggs:



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#92536 - 03/30/05 09:12 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746

Sammura you haven't done any scenes in over a year, roles for ignorant ghetto teachers on b grade porn websites don't come up every week. Why not follow in your fathers footsteps and just become a milk maid.



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#92537 - 03/30/05 09:33 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
This thread is hilarious.Thanks to all who have contributed.
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#92538 - 03/30/05 09:39 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
shut the fuck up and go underpay some bitch to get throat fucked.
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#92539 - 03/30/05 09:47 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Sammura I want to make up with you.Will you calm down if I invite your down to my office?We can smoke some crack together much like the Indians smoked a peace pipe to settle their defferences.What do you say....friend?
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#92540 - 03/30/05 09:49 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
sammura Offline
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Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746

Sammura I want to make up with you.Will you calm down if I invite your down to my office?We can smoke some crack together much like the Indians smoked a peace pipe to settle their defferences.What do you say....friend?
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#92541 - 03/30/05 09:53 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
It's official she's snapped. Took a little longer than I thought.

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#92542 - 03/30/05 10:04 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
One day and she's reduced to a babbling incoherent wreck. I mean, more than usual.

"FBI."

"Yas, I got some cracka postin pictchors of me."

"'Cracka?'"

"Ya he put Gary Payton head in my ass an he say I wuz on the cova ov crack ho montly when i know dez no crack ho montly."

"..."

"So i wanna press chahges cuz dis is copyridded."

"Ma'am, have you tried calling 911?"

"Ni wun wun? You tryin to say I'm a terrist? Cuz I'm black, right? Dey called me a ho and ya i ho my ass on the strit and then cracka come back an call me 911 callin' flim on my humpsnizzle."

"..."

"No nuthin to say bout dat cracka pig? Bawk the dripsee heeme Bill Bixby eatin' sho fo."

<click>

"Cracka."
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#92543 - 03/30/05 10:06 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

One day and she's reduced to a babbling incoherent wreck. I mean, more than usual.

"FBI."

"Yas, I got some cracka postin pictchors of me."

"'Cracka?'"

"Ya he put Gary Payton head in my ass an he say I wuz on the cova ov crack ho montly when i know dez no crack ho montly."

"..."

"So i wanna press chahges cuz dis is copyridded."

"Ma'am, have you tried calling 911?"

"Ni wun wun? You tryin to say I'm a terrist? Cuz I'm black, right? Dey called me a ho and ya i ho my ass on the strit and then cracka come back an call me 911 callin' flim on my humpsnizzle."

"..."

"No nuthin to say bout dat cracka pig? Bawk the dripsee heeme Bill Bixby eatin' sho fo."

<click>

"Cracka."




LMFAO

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#92544 - 03/30/05 10:30 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746

One day and she's reduced to a babbling incoherent wreck. I mean, more than usual.

"FBI."

"Yas, I got some cracka postin pictchors of me."

"'Cracka?'"

"Ya he put Gary Payton head in my ass an he say I wuz on the cova ov crack ho montly when i know dez no crack ho montly."

"..."

"So i wanna press chahges cuz dis is copyridded."

"Ma'am, have you tried calling 911?"

"Ni wun wun? You tryin to say I'm a terrist? Cuz I'm black, right? Dey called me a ho and ya i ho my ass on the strit and then cracka come back an call me 911 callin' flim on my humpsnizzle."

"..."

"No nuthin to say bout dat cracka pig? Bawk the dripsee heeme Bill Bixby eatin' sho fo."

<click>

"Cracka."

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#92545 - 03/30/05 03:49 PM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
Cerberus Offline
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Registered: 07/23/04
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Quote:

Quote:

One day and she's reduced to a babbling incoherent wreck. I mean, more than usual.

"FBI."

"Yas, I got some cracka postin pictchors of me."

"'Cracka?'"

"Ya he put Gary Payton head in my ass an he say I wuz on the cova ov crack ho montly when i know dez no crack ho montly."

"..."

"So i wanna press chahges cuz dis is copyridded."

"Ma'am, have you tried calling 911?"

"Ni wun wun? You tryin to say I'm a terrist? Cuz I'm black, right? Dey called me a ho and ya i ho my ass on the strit and then cracka come back an call me 911 callin' flim on my humpsnizzle."

"..."

"No nuthin to say bout dat cracka pig? Bawk the dripsee heeme Bill Bixby eatin' sho fo."

<click>

"Cracka."





LMFAO




To the twelfth power.
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#92546 - 03/30/05 06:44 PM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746


To the twelfth power.
porntalk dick sucker that what you are
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#92547 - 03/30/05 08:41 PM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
Cerberus Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
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Dear Skank,

Wow what a great come back. I feel so unloved.

Well at least I have an education to fall back on. All you have to fall back on is one ugly ass.

Please try to at least put forth some effort when you insult someone, unless this is the best you can do In which case I will just feel sorry for you.

In closing: I wish to thank you for providing such blissful divergence from an otherwise cultured world. Your response to my post, and others, are without a doubt a treasure.

Thank you for taking the time to make the world a better place.

Please crack on.



Edited by tantas' Daddy (03/30/05 08:48 PM)
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#92548 - 03/30/05 10:28 PM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
blah blah blah, whatever i must be getting to you because yall keep responding. blah blah blah.
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#92549 - 03/30/05 10:29 PM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
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Quote:

blah blah blah, whatever i must be getting to you because yall keep responding. blah blah blah.




Please try to at least put forth some effort when you insult someone, unless this is the best you can do In which case I will just feel sorry for you.

In closing: I wish to thank you for providing such blissful divergence from an otherwise cultured world. Your response to my post, and others, are without a doubt a treasure.

Thank you for taking the time to make the world a better place.
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#92550 - 03/30/05 10:30 PM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

blah blah blah, whatever i must be getting to you because yall keep responding. blah blah blah.




I love you like an Icelandic pig.

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#92551 - 03/30/05 10:32 PM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
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Quote:

Quote:

blah blah blah, whatever i must be getting to you because yall keep responding. blah blah blah.




I love you like an Icelandic pig.




CM you must apologize to Icelandic pigs NOW. They have a purpose in life.
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#92552 - 03/30/05 10:42 PM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

blah blah blah, whatever i must be getting to you because yall keep responding. blah blah blah.




I love you like an Icelandic pig.




CM you must apologize to Icelandic pigs NOW. They have a purpose in life.




Yea your right. I do think she is like a pig at a bar mitzvah though.

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#92553 - 03/30/05 10:47 PM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
blah,blah,blah..sammura,blah,blah,blah


sammura don't have a life because she responds on message board where guys are waiting for her to respond sitting there pressing refresh over and over.
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#92554 - 03/30/05 11:07 PM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
Cerberus Offline
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Registered: 07/23/04
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Quote:

blah,blah,blah..sammura,blah,blah,blah


sammura don't have a life because she responds on message board where guys are waiting for her to respond sitting there pressing refresh over and over.




No I just love having a battle of the wits with an unarmed skank. It just brightens up my whole day.
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#92555 - 03/30/05 11:14 PM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
sammura Offline
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Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
respond
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#92556 - 03/30/05 11:30 PM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
Cerberus Offline
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Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
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Quote:

respond



?
See new thread. Chickenshit with the not accepting PMs after you send shit for comments. can't hang with me little mind, attack my wife.That is so lame skank.
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#92557 - 03/31/05 10:10 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
Soopergrizz Offline
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

Well at least I have an education to fall back on. All you have to fall back on is one ugly ass.





Goddamn this gold, pure gold!
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#92558 - 03/31/05 10:20 AM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
and your wife is still a dorkey looking bitch sitting on the stairs..lol
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#92559 - 03/31/05 03:42 PM Re: Sammura's new avatar is makin my Dick so hard
Cerberus Offline
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Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
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Damn she is suspended and it was just getting fun.

Sam I await your return andyour intellectual wisdom shall be restored to my otherwise literate life.
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