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scotteye_2000: I lost you the other day
doris_doall: yes, my computer has been loopy
scotteye_2000: oh , so hows my hot new friend
doris_doall: feeling frisky today
scotteye_2000: oh baby i like frisky
doris_doall: yes, yes
scotteye_2000: did you add me to your friends list ?
doris_doall: no, I will now that I know it's you.
scotteye_2000: ok
doris_doall: do you like dirty movies?
scotteye_2000: I love em
scotteye_2000: and you
doris_doall: do you ever buy them or rent them?
doris_doall: oh yes, in fact about 3 years ago, we made a couple.
doris_doall: not for re-sale, but we trade with other swingers
scotteye_2000: nice , I like to rent the mature women ones though
doris_doall: mmm, yes
scotteye_2000: not to many around
doris_doall: it's amazing, I get more cock opportunity now than ever before.
doris_doall: with my age it's like a cock buffet
scotteye_2000: I bet because you are very open and tell it like it is I know i would love to see more of you
doris_doall: do you have time to talk tonight?
scotteye_2000: I m only going to be on for another 1/2 hr
doris_doall: ok
doris_doall: well, I wanted to get your opinion on something hun
doris_doall: you know what I love about porn?
doris_doall: the lighting
doris_doall: it means so much, you know?
doris_doall: like, I kind of look at it this way.....
doris_doall: In order to really examine lighting as an aesthetic element in porn, or any other form of audio-visual presentation, we have to understand what light can and can't do in that framework--or what functions it serves. Within the context of video and film, it is especially important to understand that ultimately, we are watching what is put before us on a television screen. That image is created through a sequence of many complex processes. Elements of costuming, makeup, setting and yes, lighting, are incorporated into a scene that will be presented not to us directly, but to a camera that will ultimately translate that image to us via a television screen. The video camera and the film camera do not react the same way to these elements as our eyes do. It is the job of a videographer or cinemat
scotteye_2000: sorry --I'm back ,computer froze on me
doris_doall: cinematographer to understand how the camera will translate the scene placed before it, and what needs to be done to ensure that the final image is what they intend it to be.
doris_doall: did you get what I sent you?
scotteye_2000: no I didn't
doris_doall: ok, I'll send it again, it's an opinion and I want to know what you think of it...
doris_doall: ok?
scotteye_2000: ok
doris_doall: In order to really examine lighting as an aesthetic element in porn, or any other form of audio-visual presentation, we have to understand what light can and can't do in that framework--or what functions it serves. Within the context of video and film, it is especially important to understand that ultimately, we are watching what is put before us on a television screen. That image is created through a sequence of many complex processes. Elements of costuming, makeup, setting and yes, lighting, are incorporated into a scene that will be presented not to us directly, but to a camera that will ultimately translate that image to us via a television screen. The video camera and the film camera do not react the same way to these elements as our eyes do. It is the job of a videographer or
scotteye_2000: don't forget to add me to friends list
doris_doall: cinematographer to understand how the camera will translate the scene placed before it, and what needs to be done to ensure that the final image is what they intend it to be.
doris_doall: yes dear
doris_doall: also, I think lighting is important in this context....
doris_doall: Part of what makes video so much easier to produce than film is that this translation from live scene to television image can take place immediately, and adjustments can be made in real time, as necessary, with minimal wasted time and resources.
doris_doall: Film is another story, as in order to see its image, it needs to be processed first--an expensive and relatively time consuming process that leaves very little room for errors in judgment about lighting or any other scenographic element.
doris_doall: What's more, there are a great many different types camera filters and film stocks, different methods of exposure, and different post production techniques (both for film and video) that can dramatically effect the final image presented to us in our living room. All these things combined can make isolating the relatively small impact that lighting has on a production fairly difficult.
scotteye_2000: yes that is correct
doris_doall: I look at these things seriously when I watch porn, do you?
doris_doall: I find myself having better orgasms with better backlight.
doris_doall: This is where it's important to define exactly what functions lighting can serve, and what qualities it has that can be manipulated to serve those functions. Although the video and film camera are the "eyes" that translate these images for us, I will base the following discussion on the ultimate camera--our eyes in conjunction with our brains. The principles presented will still hold true for the camera, but we must realize that how the camera translates what it sees is subject to a fair number of selectable criteria, which for now are beyond the scope of this discussion.
doris_doall: would you like to add anything to this dear?
doris_doall: hello?
scotteye_2000: you are very much correct ,lighting has the same effect on me also ,it also affect the clearity of the picture also
doris_doall: thanks
scotteye_2000: your welcome
doris_doall: here's what I like in porn....
doris_doall: well, let me say this first.....I hesitate to classify myself as a raincoater, as that term sometimes implies porn preferences that I do not possess. However, I will admit to being a "pervert with raincoater tendencies", especially when it comes to my love of what I call "dominant sex with a conscience." The following is a non-definitive list of some of my most prevelant likes, dislikes, and Indifferences:
doris_doall: Small bodied, barely legal, young girls
Good Performers
Attractive women. No matter how good a performer, if I don't find her attractive, my interest is lost
Sexy outfits, and I love it when they, or parts of them, remain ON while the performers are having sex.
Anal
Female orgasms
Good Lighting and Videography
Facials
doris_doall: I really like sex that has themes of domination, where both participants are into it. This includes:
Spanking
Deep Throat
Light Gagging
Hair Pulling
doris_doall: I dislike sex with physical overtones of rape--including acts like:
Face and Breast Slapping
Choking
Puking
Unerotic Sexual Endurance Tests (i.e. Max Hardcore, Gag Factor)
Sex scenes with more than two participants (Rocco's Scenes are a noteable exception)
doris_doall: DPs, DAPs, or DPPs
Any Kind of Breast "Enhancement"
Excessive Tattoos and Peircings
Music that Masks Performers' Voices
Anal Gaping (I don't get it...)
Plot (It can get in the way, but it can also be amazing)
doris_doall: Swallowing. (I like it but I don't need fiber-optic mouth closeups and signed affidavits for proof that the act occured.)
doris_doall: this is where I stand
scotteye_2000: wow you are very knowlegeable in the porn area ,
doris_doall: ok hun, are your pants down yet?
doris_doall: I want to play a little
scotteye_2000: I don't like fake tits ,love natural and saggie they are so soft
doris_doall: yes
doris_doall: mine have some lumps though...
scotteye_2000: and I don't really like pretty girls either ,,,but love a shaved pussy
scotteye_2000: I would love to see more of your tit s
doris_doall: are your pants down yet?
scotteye_2000: no but my hand is in them
doris_doall: ok, start stroking
doris_doall: get some lube
scotteye_2000: you said you had a nurse
doris_doall: I do
doris_doall: she's asian
doris_doall: I love her dearly
scotteye_2000: does she like taking your pics
doris_doall: we've taken pics together and my hubby has snapped them.
scotteye_2000: nice , how old is she
doris_doall: 44 I think
doris_doall: give or take a year
scotteye_2000: does she live with you or just a visiting nurse?
doris_doall: wait, I want to roleplay, can we? she works 4 days a week, by the way...
doris_doall: can we?
doris_doall: hello?
scotteye_2000: I 'm here
doris_doall: sorry, my computer slowed down
scotteye_2000: did you get my last message
doris_doall: can we cyber?
scotteye_2000: do you have a web cam
scotteye_2000: I have one
doris_doall: I do, but I need my nurse to det it up for me.
scotteye_2000: when is she coming next
doris_doall: tomorrow
doris_doall: but I'd like to play right now
scotteye_2000: ok
doris_doall: great
scotteye_2000: would like to see another pic of you
doris_doall: we meet at a discrete location on a very busy corner
doris_doall: I dress in a very conservative outflt that says "Cunt Slut" across my chest
doris_doall: you approach me and offer to buy me lunch....but you don't make much money so you can only buy me value meal items at McDonalds.
doris_doall: I feel bad and offer to go dutch....so we split the bill.
doris_doall: after that we drive in our Izusu to a cheap motel...again, I'm forced to open my wallet.
doris_doall: good so far?
scotteye_2000: ya so far
doris_doall: ok
doris_doall: we get to the room and I ask you to get a bucket of ice
doris_doall: while you're gone, I cover the bed in mayonaise.
doris_doall: when you return, you strip down to your dirty undies.
doris_doall: I try to contain the laughter when I notice the washed out shit stains on the back of your skivies.
doris_doall: I ask you to play a game with me called soda machine...
doris_doall: you agree
doris_doall: good so far?
scotteye_2000: ok
doris_doall: ok, great
doris_doall: are you hard?
doris_doall: does this get you going?
scotteye_2000: always hard
scotteye_2000: looking at your pic does that
doris_doall: ok, so you bend over and I slowly push ice cubes up your ass
doris_doall: we end up using the entire bucket
doris_doall: you squat on the dresser in the hotel room while I go and find willing patrons for free soda.
doris_doall: after about 5 minutes, the room fills up with maids and room service attendents.
doris_doall: while shocked and afraid, they see no choice but to accept the soda as they're illegal aliens and fear any potential issues.
doris_doall: they all stand in a kine and I offer them a cup and beverage choice
doris_doall: *line
doris_doall: the first maid - about 22 yo and sporting big tits - chooses a grape soda and proceeds to the ice machine (your ass).
doris_doall: you cough three times producing 5 semi-firm cubes from your hairy ass.
doris_doall: the brown stained cubes fall into her cup and a small tear rolls down her eye as she walks to the bed, sits down and pours the soda.
doris_doall: .....I'm so hot right now, how about you?
scotteye_2000: getten there
doris_doall: great
scotteye_2000: what do i do to you
doris_doall: hang-on
doris_doall: the second person in line walks up and chooses a root beer....
doris_doall: but he says something in a foreign language
doris_doall: I ask him to repeat himself, and suddenly in perfect english, he says this:
doris_doall: When you pop a dvd into your player it automatically starts counting on the display from zero upwards. If you press the "TIME" button on your remote , it will then show you the time remaining in the first chapter/scene (i.e. -00:10:42), if you press the "TIME" button again it will show you the time remaining in the movie (i.e. -02:05:23), if you press the "TIME" button again it will tell you how much time has elapsed in the chapter/scene you are presently watching (i.e. 00:00:26).
Every time you hit the "TIME" button it will tell you how much time has elapsed in the entire movie, how much time has elapsed in the chapter/scene you are now watching, how much time is left in the chapter/scene you are now watching, and how much time is left in the entire movie.
It makes it easy to know how
doris_doall: much time is left in the scene you are watching and how much time is left to go in the entire movie.
doris_doall: Every mainstream movie has this feature and probably 90% of porn dvd's have this feature enabled. To not have this feature on a dvd is not good. It is very simple to implement and the viewer expects it on a dvd. To not have it shows a certain laziness in whoever authored or mastered the disc.
When I pop the disc into the dvd player it only tells me how much time has elapsed in the movie, if I hit the "TIME" button, it only says "NO TEXT" (text means the title of the disc, sometimes when you keep pressing the "TIME/TEXT" it will tell you the movie title, but that's not important) if I hit it again it goes back to telling me how much time has elapsed in the movie.
doris_doall: You need the have these times marked on the dvd so that the viewer knows:
how much time has elapsed in the movie
how much time has elapsed in the scene
how much time is left in the scene
how much time is left in the movie
doris_doall: It's real simple, almost all of the porn dvds have this and have had it for a long time.
doris_doall: when you hear this you cum all over the room, spraying jizz in the face of the man reciting this jibberish.
doris_doall: he gets angry and yanks your cock so hard you scream and all the ice cubes pour out of your ass like a waterballon dropped from a 5 story building.
doris_doall: everyone else in the room screams and runs out, prefering deporation to another moment of this visual horror.
doris_doall: ohhh.....I'm going to cum, how about you?
scotteye_2000: the visual kinda hurt
doris_doall: it did?
doris_doall: why?
scotteye_2000: getting my cock yank in anger
doris_doall: oh, don't be a fag, grow-up.
scotteye_2000: ????????
scotteye_2000: hey i need to get to bed 5 am cumms early ,,,byt one question , do you shave your pussy ?
doris_doall: only during the summer
doris_doall: it smells like dead rodents if I don't.
doris_doall: plus I have it pierced with a clothespin.
scotteye_2000: I bet it looks tasty
doris_doall: you might want to wear one if you ever eat my pussy
scotteye_2000: I can just picture it
doris_doall: yes
doris_doall: If I don't clean it my hubby hits me with a rubber hose.
scotteye_2000: or flushes you with
doris_doall: no, he hits me
doris_doall: it's quite scary
scotteye_2000: were is he at
doris_doall: hold on, I'll get him
scotteye_2000: no need
doris_doall: who is this?
doris_doall: this is the ladies husband, what do you want?
scotteye_2000: nothing I just asked her were you were
doris_doall: do you have a problem mister?
scotteye_2000: no your wife is alot of fun
doris_doall: don't be smart you little cocksucker
scotteye_2000: don't be rude
doris_doall: she smells right now, I wish I had a gas mask.
doris_doall: dumb bitch
doris_doall: I'm going to have her sleep outside tonight.
doris_doall: wanna say anything to her before I put her out and let the dog in?
scotteye_2000: Good Night have a good evening
doris_doall: wait, she wants to talk to you...
doris_doall: hang on buddy
doris_doall: and watch your mouth next time
doris_doall: hello hun, I'm back
doris_doall: hello?
doris_doall: talk to me, please
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