Wankus will never be Howerd Stern.

Howerd has something Wankus doesn't have and that's intelligence. Howerd is a businessman where as Wankus only looks after his own interests. He fucks the pornstars who come on his radio station and brags about it. Howerd is a lot more clever than Wankus is.

My secret is, I have actually had emails from Howerd and he's a bloody nice man. Wankus will fade soon. That isn't sourgrapes, it's the truth, the man is so shallow he will not survive.

True.