I think we need a better quality picture to really go all-out on the printing, but it's worth a shot.

Bjfan, do you prefer to join the Bi-Male Network in New York or LA? Any favorite places to cruise for new meat where they might appreciate your picture? Oh hell, I'll just sign you up for both.

I guarantee you that bjfan's weird tighty-whiteys will be printed out and taped to the cash register at a drag bar within days.