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#91994 - 03/27/05 02:32 AM
My final message to bjfan
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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here my final message to bjfan, you were banned for a few reasons, one is because 2 of the cage's best posters said you suck the fun and life out of the cage and make them want to post less and 2 as a retirement gift to myself. i wanted to leave the cage in the best shape possible and like a doctor who is cutting cancer out of a leg i had to do my own surgery before leaving, not to mention it was always my guilty little pleasure. Anyway to the point Nina Hartley: There are two kinds of fans. There are the kinds of fans who don’t have a life and never will have a life. Delusional fans who believe that they are porn stars. Bjfan posts: Son of a bitch!!! First I miss out on Bianca's bukkake, now I miss out on Missy............JUST KILL ME NOW!!! bjfan posts: Nicole??? bjfan posts: Ok...I'm at the end of my rope here: FUCK NICOLE BRAZZLE!!! She doesn't give a shit about her fans or this board. I think, she, like Vikki Vette, kind of tells her fans what they want to here. I am a fan no longer!!! To answer your question, I think she never really had any interest in doing it. I mean, when you have had about 4 oppurtunities to just say "yes, give me a date/time" and don't take it....it's obvious. Bjfan posts: Jeff??? and finally bjfan posts:  You people get my point and for those who don't, i will spell it out for you. I have no urge or desire to argue with the mentally ill or delusional on a message board probably because its a lot more fun to do in person with a basket of rotten fruit to throw. I would like to hear the boards thoughts on this, and from the people who made complaints about not wanting to post because of bjfan before, if their views have changed or not. if they have i can live with him, if not then i can barely stand posting here when the people i like post let alone when they are driven away by this cancerous love stain and its just 15 monkey threads. I will poll it.
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#91995 - 03/27/05 06:57 AM
Re: My final message to bjfan
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/16/03
Posts: 339
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Come on monkey...we all know the reason you banned me before....you simply couldn't hang (no pun intended).
If you were man enough to converse before you went on hiatus and let EVERYONE know you were banning me...I could respect that. But, you went and did it without telling anyone you were going to do it just like the cowardly little sissy bitch that you are....but that's ok, as I have said before....I'm gone in 20 days anyway (not to rehash). So, after then, you can ban me all you want. I think it would be nice if the ahem "leader" of the cage wasn't such a pathetic coward...but we all have our faults.
FYI.....Monkey....polls are only supposed to be voted on once by each individual. Not 7 times by one person(i.e. you).
P.S. Glad to see you still keep my pic on your hard drive after all this time. It's nice to see that, even after you left the cage, you are STILL proud to be a faggot.
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Got under the monkey's skin like no poster ever has...I WIN!!!
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#91997 - 03/27/05 08:58 AM
Re: My final message to bjfan
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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A double post, am i getting to you?. coward sissy bitch?. LOL. Do you ever read your comments back to yourself before posting. As for tonys message he is assuming, because i never once mentioned you or banning you to him, just like you are assuming. I have yet to vote on the poll, you can Pm your good friend tony and ask him to verify this if it pleases you. banning you was funny as hell, watching you try and set up another account then banning that too, then the emails to tony which he forwarded to me, i could almost hear the tears hitting the floor in them. Why not do us all a favor and go to your cult leader and ask him if the spaceship can be brought forward a few weeks and see if the others are ok with their mass suicide date being moved, because 20 days just seems too long.
once again, i can only fit one person into my mentally ill argument schedule and sammura has that locked up till 2007. Feel free to reapply after then.
Edited by smelly monkey (03/27/05 09:06 AM)
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#91998 - 03/27/05 09:46 AM
Re: My final message to bjfan
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/16/03
Posts: 339
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Great way to avoid the question monkey:
When were you going to let the rest of the cage know you banned me? Hmmmm?
Your such a mark...you tell us not to assume that you are the one who banned me, then go admit that you did it.
Come on dude...the evidence is so clear....I think we all know who is the coward here. The person who bans someone and then asks him to take the reigns of the cage.
That's like telling someone he can sleep with your wife and then immediatly kill him before he can take you up on the offer...lol.
It's ok monkey....you'll always have your cage....and, well, I guess you'll AT LEAST have that.
P.S. between you and me monkey....I think we both know I get under your skin. If the cage boasts about being "a board that offers uncensored porn talk, knife fights, and moderated by someone who doesn't abuse his power". Then, by banning me must mean I REALLY got to you. I know it, Tony knows it, and the cage knows it....HA HA HA HA HA!!! For you to deny it, only makes you look like more of a fool.
In the words of the Emperor from Return Of The Jedi "With each passing moment, you make yourself more my slave."
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Got under the monkey's skin like no poster ever has...I WIN!!!
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#91999 - 03/27/05 10:19 AM
Re: My final message to bjfan
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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I banned you AFTER my last post. In fact i believe i said you had like 24 hours to take over the cage or i will BAN you, i think. Could be wrong. You think im ashamed because i banned you and wanted to hide it from the cage?, are you completely fucking nuts?. I think of it as one of my proudest moments since the cage's exception, it was fucking hilarious. 2 things get under my skin 1) spam and 2) thread and board killers (people who drive valuable posters away), so i won't burst your bubble too much into thinking your comments are what did the trick as god knows that i haven't been called far worse but people that count  . But once again , i should've made it public and to show how sorry i am, im going to perform a little magic trick for you and the readers of the board. I will give you all a moment to get your favorite chairs, maybe a beverage. (monkey waits 30 seconds) Okay everyone cool?. Ready, watch very closely, watching? (monkey waits for a response). Im going to make a delusional board and thread killer disappear, keep watching. and POOF. Gone.
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#92000 - 03/27/05 10:37 AM
Re: My final message to bjfan
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Im going to make a delusional board and thread killer disappear, keep watching. and POOF. Gone.
Maybe he will kill himself now.
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#92001 - 03/27/05 10:54 AM
Re: My final message to bjfan
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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fucking bjfan, i wish it could be killed by fire. ban the guy, he truly annoys me and contributes nothing.
why bother having mods if they can't make their own call on something like this? this guy is worse than piotr, just has better english. ban the guy or i'm out.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#92002 - 03/27/05 12:47 PM
Re: My final message to bjfan
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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Jeff & Tony don't care for banning, but I have never heard either say anything bad about a drive-by shooting. It's a recreational sport in L.A. after all.
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#92005 - 03/27/05 06:32 PM
Re: My final message to bjfan
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
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I vote TO BAN just so I never have to see  those fuckin pics again
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#92006 - 03/27/05 07:45 PM
Re: My final message to bjfan
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ADT regular
Registered: 03/27/05
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im deeply tourmented, i blame my father who used to make me do degrading acts for my dinner, the hours of lap dancing for him and his friends. WHYYYYYYYY GOD WHYYYYYYYYY.
Edited by smelly monkey (03/27/05 08:13 PM)
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#92007 - 03/27/05 07:50 PM
Re: My final message to bjfan
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Registered: 03/27/05
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I will be performing in yankee stadium toilets, cubical 3 april 5-8
Edited by smelly monkey (03/27/05 08:15 PM)
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#92011 - 03/27/05 09:09 PM
Re: My final message to bjfan
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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is it possible to ban him from the cage but let him continue to use the rest of the board? that would be ideal. threats of leaving and tearjerking goodbyes(except for arab's, he gets a flyer on such matters) are pretty fucking lame and dramatic, but if i see that heinous visage staring at me in a new post later in the week i'm gone. i'll accept the words, "WHY?!WHY?WHY?" ringing in my ears eternally as i live in the same state of disgrace and self-loathing as a retired pornchick for being a drama queen, the guy just sucks and creeps me the fuck out to the point of constantly assessing what i'm doing with my life that finds me communing with repulsive, child-molesting shitbags like him. pride, along with anger and a few others may prove tragic flaws someday, but i can't think of many other motivators in my life and i'm planning to stay loyal to them so there ain't gonna be a sheepish comeback, just a napalmed bridge.
i can't hold anything against those who'll stick to opposing censorship in any case, so no hard feelings if you do. but this guy ruins the place for me
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#92012 - 03/27/05 09:20 PM
Re: My final message to bjfan
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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The cage is just better without bjfan's obsessive masturbatory ball sweat smell.
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#92013 - 03/27/05 09:27 PM
Re: My final message to bjfan
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
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I can't believe the shit bag formerly known as bjfan wears tight-whiteys. bjfan if you must wear them, don't get caught. What's next underoos?
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#92015 - 03/27/05 10:56 PM
Re: My final message to bjfan
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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you simply can't take corrective measures on a person with the personality of a mosquito that's learned how to compulsively masturbate
I've always thought that Brandon Iron has been the rotting root in this circle jerk tooth ache I call bjfanironslutwifeitus. 
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#92017 - 03/28/05 02:36 AM
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Registered: 03/27/05
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"edited by smellymonkey" - "moderated by someone who doesn't abuse his power"
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#92018 - 03/28/05 03:13 AM
Re: My final message to bjfan
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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I agree with arab and james, i mean i should be given a little room to do what i think is best for the cage, i have run this place for a year and have only banned ONE person, only changed the posts of ONE person, both happen to be the same person. bjfan will learn that he may win a few hands but he can't beat the house, it has frustrated him a lot more then he has let on i promise you, and when he thinks he can take the cage down to his snake level im here to show him that i will dig under the earth to go lower. I will fuck with his head, i won't ban another handle, i will just add something that he lacks in all his posts, entertainment or at the very least something mildly interesting. Im not going to sit back and watch him make the next 20 days a living hell for the readers, i will instead flip the script, abuse my power and make it entertaining for the 94% of us that hate him. I think im allowed that, i mean i hate 50% of the people that post here (jrv, smartt, gen padova,etc,etc,etc) i never once changed their posts or banned them. Besides this is funny as hell, i can make my puppet talk, speak the things i want, dance puppet, dance. A question to those good with photo shop, is it possible for you to put bjfan's avatar face or the face he has on the left hand side of his penis picture over lee harvey oswalds that i have added here. thanks monkey 
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#92019 - 03/28/05 04:49 AM
Re: My final message to bjfan
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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ivor, thanks for the allowance. absolutely rigid application of most ethical concepts is almost always retarded. can anyone remember what sammura and swami were banned for off of the top of their heads? i can't. obviously they did violate a rule somewhere, but if they were a deeply respected and beloved poster i think they would have gotten a warning instead.
bjfan is more deserving of removal from the cage simply because he lacks the comedic value they had. he hurts JM's bottom line each time someone takes christ into their lives and is born again as a result of being so horrified and disgusted by the twisted hypersexuality of bjfan and the fact that he drinks astroglide like water.
i hate him, he's lame and unfunny, and as ivor said it would be entertaining to ban him from this section of the board. it is for the good of mankind and a burning bush told me it was the will of the lord. the burning/talking bush thing might have been acid, but ban him anyhow
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#92021 - 03/28/05 07:59 AM
Re: My final message to bjfan
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#92022 - 03/28/05 09:24 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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monkey, hand jrv your "get out of 1st amendmant free card". i'll do something cruel to a brazilian today if bjfan can be the censorship mulligan or at least weigh it on a practical, immediate level. the only thing that soothes the inflammed rash that is bjfan comes from reading about hemorrhagic fever outbreaks and imagining him in his bed with his camera charging and flannel sheets coughing and bleeding out of his eye sockets and ears.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
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#92023 - 03/28/05 09:36 AM
Re: My final message to bjfan
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I went back and read some of bjfans first posts and I hadn't realized he'd been using his dicpics to spam the board from his sixth post or so on. You people have suffered a long time.
So I went ahead and did these:
edit: I deleted this attachment...nothing to see here.
Edited by Bornyo (03/28/05 04:10 PM)
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#92024 - 03/28/05 09:37 AM
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Porn Jesus
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#92027 - 03/28/05 10:26 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Done.
Here's your assignment, guys, for the good of the Cage. Everyone create at least one, preferably three Yahoo profiles for bjfan, or feel free to do anything else creative.
Ask not what the Cage can do for you, ask what you can do for the Cage!
Oh, and bjfan? No good complaining about this Yahoo profile. I've already created four more, the addresses of which I shan't be divulging. Ta!
Well ive printed out flyers (posted about it in the bjfan is banned from the cage thread) i think if we all chip in we can get some good out of this, someone can get bumper sticks and pins made up, ill get some tshirts made up, maybe a giant billboard in the middle of times square , flashed across jumbotrons at pro sporting events, paid advertising on lukeford, the face of bjfan must be spread.
Edited by smelly monkey (03/28/05 10:27 AM)
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#92029 - 03/28/05 12:17 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
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May I suggest www.adultfriendfinder.com, www.squirt.org and www.cruisingforsex.com? These last two will requiring squinting to make it through to post an ad but I think it'll be well worth it.
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#92031 - 03/28/05 04:23 PM
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#92032 - 03/28/05 09:11 PM
Re: My final message to bjfan
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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bjfan= hardcore gossip guy. I found out today
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#92033 - 03/29/05 01:39 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 04/16/04
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Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
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#92034 - 03/29/05 03:47 AM
Re: My final message to bjfan
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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Oshit! the coolest shit always happens while im at work so thats it I quit so I can be here every waking moment
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#92035 - 03/29/05 09:04 AM
Re: My final message to bjfan
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Hooray for bishop. Only black person i like. Wesley is a punk yo, he did some bad shit a little over a week ago, pm me
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