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you all suck for making me read all that!



hehehe *da burglar squirts lighter fluid on Kami's flames of exasperation..*


Back in early Janaury, after reading Elizabeth "slurpie" Wurtzel's pseudo-feminist psycho rant BITCH , I posted the following about the ubiquitous POPWHORE:

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This chick was more than likely down in LA scoring from horny doctors whatever prescription pharmaceuticals she needs to treat the migraines she obviously gets from being a culturally bullemic, morally bankrupt nymphomaniac with an IQ of 170 that likes to get fucked in the ass while reading The Wall Steet Journal, Nabokov's "Lolita", James Joyce's "Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man", Friedrich Nietzche's Treatise on Nihilism and/or Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. She probably decided to make a porno or two while down there scoring her Xanax/Oxy/Vics/<insert name of favorite pill-that-induces-false-sense-of-well-being>.

As a member of the Silicon Valley / Bay Area chapter of "Executive Level Perverts Of The Information Technology Industry Who Indulge In All The Sexually Deviant Things We Missed Before When We Were Too Busy Studying And Dreaming Up Things Like .... Internet Search Engines" (Post 69), nothing frightens me more than these under 30, fairly hot, sexy, intelligent (Escorts/Prostitutes/Concubines/Sex Therapists ... pick one) who also happen to be psycho babbling whack jobs (usually from drugs.) I stick with the 35-45 year old ladies-for-hire who can at least hide their "false-sense-of-well-being" and still let me cum on their face (and without the fuckin hillarious $100-$200 surcharge for "porn star service")





Now, ahem, I wonder what she charges for "Toilet Services..."???



"Hello? Frank? Frank Wank-Tusion? It's Sportsswami....You remember that piss-mop-to-be-named-later I offered in exchange for Griffey Jr in last year's KSEX baseball rotisserie league...? Guess what just walked into my office.....?" <THEME music from Fat Albert/Frank Wank plays>
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