she's in better shape than MOST pornstars in their teens and twenties, but for god's sake look at her hands! they're essentially a penis for me, i can never look at her in anything but horror again.

somewhere, there's a taxidermied ape that's missing it's dessicated and leathery hands. if you haven't checked your taxidermied silverback gorilla, you better before she vanishes back into her surgical cocoon to come out unidentifiably different.

we know crimes against nature like this one originate from one place----brazil. anyone notice it sounds a lot like BRAZZLE? i'm in no state to understand the signifigance of the similarity but this is proof mengele's going strong in his jungle hideout. whether they just butchered another member of their disposable elderly(they get lost as drug mules and are no good in sweatshops) , resorted to the graverobbing(a close second to futbol! ay!) or stole the pickled ape hands the fact remains it's just too disturbing to imagine what it's like to get a nandjob from miss frankenhands.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits