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how does one verify he's a virgin? he must be if it's his dream to be devirginized by her...



What is it with all these porn stars fucking virgins anyway?

You know, I was gonna make a joke about pretending to be a virgin so some porn star would fuck me, but I suddenly realised that I can't think of one porn whore I would actually, genuinely want to fuck.
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"If I were a guy, not swallowing would be a deal breaker. So what if you cook and clean? I can get a maid for that." - Gia Jordan