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#91559 - 03/25/05 08:52 AM
Caption Contest
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Human Garbage
Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
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What the fuck?  "Shut up, you guys, she loves me for my mind!" "Investor relations for the new Triad owners of the BabyWipes Corporation." "Downs Syndrome and the Clap have never looked so good together."
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#91560 - 03/25/05 08:56 AM
Re: Caption Contest
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Human Garbage
Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
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"Why you laugh? You no fo simple wuds and you make big bucks in real estate! You see ho? You think ho be around me if I had no big bucks?" "Dear Abby: Since I grew this pubic beard, the girls are going wild!" The possibilities are truly endless.
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#91561 - 03/25/05 09:37 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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I hate that guy more than the Muslims. I'm making a visit to LA to slice his jugular. Eat the Devil's shit and die, morbidthoughts!
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#91562 - 03/25/05 10:47 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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. . "Oh Sexy New Style American Girlfriend!!!!!! The DONGER Need Food."
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#91563 - 03/25/05 10:54 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Ariana "What the fuck has my life come to?" Ariana "Okay this guy is a dork but you need the pr, stick out your tongue and pretend like you want to lick this asian grease ball." Ariana "I need to get to a bathroom stall and forget."
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#91564 - 03/25/05 12:17 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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three minutes later---"where the fuck is my wallet? my watch! what happened to my watch?"
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#91566 - 03/27/05 04:20 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Discuss.
Oh, and if it's at all possible, can someone shrink this down to avatar size for me. Thanks. 
That's just wrong. Really fucking wrong and what's up with that whore's eye? Fucking wrong.
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#91567 - 03/27/05 04:29 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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Is she not touching their dicks on purpose, or did she just assume everyone has a huge cock dangling down their leg? Or are we underestimating these two mascots? Nahhh . . . . .
Fuck, I can get a lovely 18 yr old ten dollar stripper in Lansing MI(with a much nicer ass, and none of those Canadian cooties, mind you) to rub her cunt all over my cock. Seems this one could give a little love to her two biggest fans.
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#91569 - 03/27/05 06:41 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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That's just wrong. Really fucking wrong and what's up with that whore's eye? Fucking wrong.
Someone had to get her high before she'd do it. 
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#91570 - 03/27/05 11:51 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 1024
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here random
Who's the puta?
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#91571 - 03/27/05 01:39 PM
Re: Caption Contest
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/22/05
Posts: 143
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Can somebody please give me the story on these two loiterers.
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#91572 - 03/27/05 01:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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[quoteCan somebody please give me the story on these two loiterers.
Go to ADT, World News and Nonsense, Find "bono-ones LA Experience" and find "LA Confidential" by morbidthoughts. That would serve as a starting point. For a while it was rumored that the fellow to the right was Kyoto but that seems to have passed.
They take their porn seriously, and are willing to travel.
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#91575 - 03/27/05 06:57 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/13/04
Posts: 222
Loc: XXX, USA
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That's just wrong. Really fucking wrong and what's up with that whore's eye? Fucking wrong.
I think someone is "very" jealous of the situation that is pictured above. What a lucky guy is all I can say! I like the blonde - who ever she is - she is cute!
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#91576 - 03/27/05 07:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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you've exposed us. we all covet the future itchy, weeping eye-infections of other men.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#91577 - 03/27/05 08:21 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/31/04
Posts: 764
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fanboys and the whores that despise them.. really though who is that blonde chick with the caboose? that be some serious booty right there..
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Registered: 09/29/05
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Hi, I am new to xxxpt......
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#91578 - 03/27/05 08:30 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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That's just wrong. Really fucking wrong and what's up with that whore's eye? Fucking wrong.
I think someone is "very" jealous of the situation that is pictured above. What a lucky guy is all I can say! I like the blonde - who ever she is - she is cute!
Harry is just pissed because he knows he looks like the walking ballsack on the left. Plus that whore's ass is way to fat and her legs look like cellulite city.
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#91579 - 03/27/05 08:57 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/22/05
Posts: 143
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[quoteCan somebody please give me the story on these two loiterers.
Go to ADT, World News and Nonsense, Find "bono-ones LA Experience" and find "LA Confidential" by morbidthoughts. That would serve as a starting point. For a while it was rumored that the fellow to the right was Kyoto but that seems to have passed.
They take their porn seriously, and are willing to travel.
Ah, yes. Thank you.
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#91580 - 03/27/05 08:57 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/22/05
Posts: 143
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[quoteCan somebody please give me the story on these two loiterers.
Go to ADT, World News and Nonsense, Find "bono-ones LA Experience" and find "LA Confidential" by morbidthoughts. That would serve as a starting point. For a while it was rumored that the fellow to the right was Kyoto but that seems to have passed.
They take their porn seriously, and are willing to travel.
"Have zero life, will travel."
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#91585 - 03/28/05 05:14 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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For a while it was rumored that the fellow to the right was Kyoto but that seems to have passed.
I doubt Kyoto has ever been that close to a nekkid girl.
this coming from a 40 yr old who lives with his mommy and dances around in his tighty whiteys singing to Kelly Clarkson.
I wish prostate cancer on you.
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#91589 - 03/28/05 06:33 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/17/05
Posts: 123
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But now I'm not sure if this one is better than the Morbid/Plague-In-Waiting pic.
Which one's that? I wanna see.
Never mind. I figured it out. It was the one where I was hit by the plague.
Edited by morbidthoughts (03/28/05 06:37 PM)
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#91590 - 03/28/05 06:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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here's my pic:
god I love that woman. I'm afraid the blood splatter marks on the wall behind her may be her undoing though. Where'd that pic come from? courtTV?
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#91591 - 03/28/05 06:42 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 07/23/04
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#91594 - 03/30/05 01:52 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
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She is kinda hot in that frumpy thick kinda way. 
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