Random!! Please post so I jerk off to your creepy avatar again! I know the future of at least one porn star: objectification as ass meat for my adolescent masturbatory fantasies.

OOoohhhhhh.....yyyeeeeaaaahhhhhhh....

Hey, fuckers -- thanks for the warm welcome, I appreciate it from the cockles of my tiny smoke and bacon-fat shriveled black heart.

You know what? I love attention. (Imagine that!) It's so addictive, I'm not getting anything done at my job where I am supposed to be doing the work of THREE PEOPLE.

Yes, I know I'm slacking WAAAYYY too much, because I like naked chicks and talking smack and laughing my ass off at what you cocksmokers have to say...

That said: I gotta disappear for a few days -- it's nothing personal. I got a shitload of work piled up that I can not put off any longer.

Promise to miss me, and I promise to return. Beer and porn are good incentives to send, if I stay gone too long.


Further comments on porn star futures will require thought and lubricant. 'Til then...