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#91452 - 03/24/05 10:38 PM Michael J. Cox: Unsung Swordsman
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For years meatpuppets have strived for equality and respect. Performers like Lex, Jules and Everhard have achieved it through the emergence of gonzo and their own productions.

But what about the journeymen -- the underachievers that are the heart and soul of this industry? Today we focus on one in particular; Michael J. Cox. For years his sub-par performances have gone relatively unnoticed. Well no longer, today is your day Michael.

M.J.C. -- born September 14, 1969 -- has risen through the ranks over his 12 year career to become one of porn’s hardest working D - list performers. This was not easy. From an early age he was forced to overcome a genetically inferior body, the likes of which caused him great turmoil in his x-rated career. Due to his feeble frame he’s only been able to perform in three positions -- missionary, doggie and cowgirl. While other performers had a wide array of maneuvers, Michael was forced to perfect the only three he had.

And perfect them is exactly what he did.

He knew raw power had to be his defining asset, the one thing that set him apart from others. So after months and months of daunting hip exercises he finally perfected his technique. This new, highly evolved form of penetration allowed a whopping 11 thrusts to be implemented within a 60 second time frame!

The industry was aghast. This was a new dawn for M.J.C. He knew then that he had finally arrived.

M.J.C. is more than just a performer, he’s inspiration personified. He didn’t let things like mediocre looks, a sickly body or an average-sized penis hinder his goals. He persevered, all the while finding his place in this world and gaining dozens of fans in the process.

Michael J. Cox, I salute you!
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#91453 - 03/24/05 10:44 PM Re: Michael J. Cox: Unsung Swordsman
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This new, highly evolved form of penetration allowed a whopping 11 thrusts to be implemented within a 60 second time frame!




They should make a pelvic thrust workout machine.

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#91454 - 03/24/05 10:51 PM Re: Michael J. Cox: Unsung Swordsman
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Random,

Your noble display of satire and mirth is an prime example of what makes xxxpt an irreverent oasis for my porn-addled fanboy soul. It is my happy place. Bravo.

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#91455 - 03/24/05 11:37 PM Re: Michael J. Cox: Unsung Swordsman
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Registered: 08/03/03
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I'm imagining Random's treatment of Tony Tedeschi.
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#91456 - 03/25/05 09:36 AM Re: Michael J. Cox: Unsung Swordsman
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Registered: 03/08/05
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hahaha, oh man. Good stuff. This is my last day at VCA/Hustler (day job, not producing movies), but my days off will go by quickly with shit like this. Thank you for that.

Malachi
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#91457 - 01/13/07 10:25 PM Re: Michael J. Cox: Unsung Swordsman
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