If I had a staple gun, I would like to puncture through David Aaron Clark's enormous paunch, staple it to the back of his bald head and watch him suffocate in his enormous mouthfuls of grotesque flab. While eating Pringles, please.

You know I didn't care one way or another about DAC, in fact I gave him credit for his knowledge of Asian porn but he has turned his analytical eye towards one of my favorite shows now : The Shield. He likes it but to hear him over analyzing it is tiresome( Somehow he even brings politics into it). He also seems devoid of a sense of humor, unless he is writing about Jap porn I 'm skipping his posts to keep my sanity.

The only thing bigger than D.A.C's freakishly bulbous frame is his narcissism. I hate that guy.

He's also the perfect example of what can happen if a thesaurus falls into the wrong hands.

Oddly enough, if you look back at DAC's old "writing"--I mean the crap in his AVNInsider dossier--you'll find that he's at least evacuated a few hundred pages of his thesaurus from his bowels. Compared to then, he's a master of concision and economy of language.

Never forget one article where he went off for about 4,000 words on his monumental decision to create a webpage.

Grotesquely obese pornographers with an S/M and Oriental girl fetish are funny. I mean, "Jimmy White Moccasins" is dead, so someone has to pick up the ball for the hermit/porno historian as the symbol of why nuclear warfare is okay so long as Lex Luthor takes out California first.

If I had a nailgun I would nail smut's lips to a table that sammura had just been rubbing her unwiped ass on, so he could smell how shitty his reviews are. Yea that's right smut, you suck that bad.

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Grotesquely obese pornographers with an S/M and Oriental girl fetish are funny.

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Doesn't every grotesquely obese person have a S/M & Oriental fetish? Just watch Kink.