[quote Well my friend,ever notice that some pussy gives you the sensation of having been given a firm handshake on your dick

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Well 2 experiences come to mind. The first was when I was 15 and I was in an above ground pool, the kind with those super-sucking filters with all the power of a Black hole in outer space. I got a hardon and decided to stick my dick in the hose that snaked up into the pool to suck the water thru the filter....Why? Cuz no one was around, I was horny as fuck and I was watching the 38 yr old somewhat overweight neighbor bending over to weed her Daisies (a MISWF Mother I Sorta Wanted to Fuck). Anyway the pool filter almost wouldn't let go. I wonder if Keri Sable's Ass feels like that?? I digress.....

The second experience was when I first Moved to the Bay area in early 1996, someone introduced me to a Escort who also happened to be a "pseudo-pornstar" Ashley Winters. She had mastered that asian "trap door Pussy trick" whereby she tightened her muscles and blah blah blah....she just lay on top of me doing that...worth the $$bucks$$ for sure but none of my g/fs or other fucks I've had come close. Maybe I'll ask the maid who cleans my office to let me borrow her "Dirt Devil" for 20 minutes.....