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#91203 - 03/22/05 09:05 PM
WHAT THA' FUCK!?!?!?!?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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Ok, so i am in Amishdonkey looking to backdoor into Yahoo's Game rooms, and a Pop-up comes on for Paris Hilton Porn. Nothing shocking, but I click...and I click...click some more....until I wind up at Redlight's Website. Ok cool lets see, what's new in the Trailer dept......holy shit!!!! Redlight Now, tell me something kids. If you are an under 21, fairly hot chick like Keri Sable, and you take 5 loads in your ass, shit it into a glass and then eat it, what are u gonna think of yourself in, say, 2 years from now.....LONG after the 5 grand Erik "Ever-tard" paid you is gone??? Sorry....My sense of sarcastic wit is temporarily dulled by this shocking shit, not in the least due to the fact that because it is KERI SABLE, I actually find myself somewhat turned on (but only in an imminent death Adrenaline rush kinda way.)
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#91208 - 03/24/05 11:49 AM
Re: WHAT THA' FUCK!?!?!?!?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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[quote Well my friend,ever notice that some pussy gives you the sensation of having been given a firm handshake on your dick
Well 2 experiences come to mind. The first was when I was 15 and I was in an above ground pool, the kind with those super-sucking filters with all the power of a Black hole in outer space. I got a hardon and decided to stick my dick in the hose that snaked up into the pool to suck the water thru the filter....Why? Cuz no one was around, I was horny as fuck and I was watching the 38 yr old somewhat overweight neighbor bending over to weed her Daisies (a MISWF Mother I Sorta Wanted to Fuck). Anyway the pool filter almost wouldn't let go. I wonder if Keri Sable's Ass feels like that?? I digress.....
The second experience was when I first Moved to the Bay area in early 1996, someone introduced me to a Escort who also happened to be a "pseudo-pornstar" Ashley Winters. She had mastered that asian "trap door Pussy trick" whereby she tightened her muscles and blah blah blah....she just lay on top of me doing that...worth the $$bucks$$ for sure but none of my g/fs or other fucks I've had come close. Maybe I'll ask the maid who cleans my office to let me borrow her "Dirt Devil" for 20 minutes.....
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#91209 - 03/24/05 03:33 PM
Re: WHAT THA' FUCK!?!?!?!?
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
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Now, tell me something kids. If you are an under 21, fairly hot chick like Keri Sable, and you take 5 loads in your ass, shit it into a glass and then eat it, what are u gonna think of yourself in, say, 2 years from now.....LONG after the 5 grand Erik "Ever-tard" paid you is gone???
Some girls were just predestined for this type of behavior, monetary gain be damned. I lost my virginity at 15 to a girl who was a year younger than me. This chick was already WAY more experienced than I. She was a total slut, no doubt.
Within a weeks time we pretty much did everything two people could do. She let me fuck her in the ass, though that never worked out too well. Neither of us were familiar with the concept of lubrication for that particular area. Facials and tit fucking were standard. She even licked my ass out. Fuck it was great.
On a side note: I never saw what was coming next and it destroyed me. Seeing as she was my first I just assumed ALL chicks were that "open". Man I was wrong. I went from pornographic debauchery to girls struggling to give decent handjobs. I was ruined for some time.
Anyway, back on topic. I used to joke back then that she would either grow up to be a stripper or pornstar. I was right on both counts. I heard a few years back she was stripping at Little Darlings (all nude) in Las Vegas. Of course this didn't surprise me. A short while after that I was told she worked her way into porn -- amateur website stuff only apparently -- but I never saw it.
That was the last I heard of her. I sometimes wonder if I'll stumble across some of her footage on the net. That would be a great day indeed.
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