What's not to like about a pussy that smells like 3 week old August road killed skunk.

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6) Hiding the fact your cunt is big as a house.

7) CRACK

8) Bacon water for the kids.

9) Screaming at the computer in a "crack haze". I bet she even starts shaking her head when she's typing.

10) Dodging the Nation of Islam operatives who have a contract out on your life for you being a tool of the Zionist.