...starring Chicago's favorite sewer rat, Sammura Shane.

However, since I respect my penis so much and don't want green goo oozing out of it every couple days I'm hiring a 300 pound incontinent retard to get near Sammara's flea-ridden cunthole.

The film starts out with Sammura seriously strung-out on crack. she's screaming about the jive crackers bringing black people down. then the retard hits her in the head wih a frying pan (just like momma Shane did to Sammura when she was a pre-teen whore)

The retard, pissing and shitting everywhere, inserts one of his legs into sammura's stinky drip hole. he goes in all the way to his knee cap.

this is when I poke out Sammura's eyes with a sewing needle and shit in the sockets. Sammura runs around blindly, screaming how she's gonna knife my white ass.

then I take an axe and drive it into Sammura's giant head. brain matter splatters everywhere and the camera fades to black. the end.