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#91120 - 03/22/05 10:39 AM
I'm making a snuff film...
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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...starring Chicago's favorite sewer rat, Sammura Shane.  However, since I respect my penis so much and don't want green goo oozing out of it every couple days I'm hiring a 300 pound incontinent retard to get near Sammara's flea-ridden cunthole. The film starts out with Sammura seriously strung-out on crack. she's screaming about the jive crackers bringing black people down. then the retard hits her in the head wih a frying pan (just like momma Shane did to Sammura when she was a pre-teen whore) The retard, pissing and shitting everywhere, inserts one of his legs into sammura's stinky drip hole. he goes in all the way to his knee cap. this is when I poke out Sammura's eyes with a sewing needle and shit in the sockets. Sammura runs around blindly, screaming how she's gonna knife my white ass. then I take an axe and drive it into Sammura's giant head. brain matter splatters everywhere and the camera fades to black. the end.
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#91121 - 03/22/05 10:58 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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#91123 - 03/22/05 11:45 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 09/03/03
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copy and pasted and sent to the f.b.i tip line.
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#91125 - 03/22/05 01:59 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/31/04
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gg allin would be proud..
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Hi, I am new to xxxpt......
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#91126 - 03/22/05 02:34 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 09/03/03
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yeah maybe the fbi will tell him how great his work is. when they contact him.
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#91127 - 03/22/05 02:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
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Loc: TX, USA
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I bet Sammura told the FBI to follow the trail of cat food to find Kyoto..
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#91129 - 03/22/05 03:02 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 09/03/03
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While the FBI continues to encourage the public to submit information regarding the September 11, 2001, terrorist attacks, this form may also be used to report any suspected criminal activity to the FBI.
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#91131 - 03/22/05 03:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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yeah, but the trick to credibility is not to mix the universally unfriendly threat of death with something as cherished and shared only with friends as child porn is in brazil. you'd just never send them at the same time, too much of a mixed signal.
although, in fairness, smartt's got a history of combining horror with generousness, the most notable example being offering to babysit in a pinch, then molesting the fuck out of your kids.
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#91133 - 03/22/05 03:41 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 09/03/03
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if someone send time tips about the same site over and over again ,it won't be long untill they start looking into it. people are losing their job everday because of something they did or said on the net
hell even that boy that shot up all his classmates in school message board ramblings was found.
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#91136 - 03/22/05 04:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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if someone send time tips about the same site over and over again ,it won't be long untill they start looking into it.
hell even that boy that shot up all his classmates in school message board ramblings was found.
I'd hardly call nazi.org a school message board but hey whatever.
Think about this sammura before you go firing off a bunch of shit to the Bureau- where do you think their investigation will begin? That's right...a knock on YOUR front door for an interview, and to take your complaint. Whatever crack they smell burnin' or meth they smell cookin' when you open that door is just the icing on the cake. Also, they will find, take and keep your bongs.
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#91137 - 03/22/05 04:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
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hell even that boy that shot up all his classmates in school message
board ramblings was found.
Oh Irony thy name is summara. 
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#91138 - 03/22/05 06:36 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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and i have no problem giving them the info that they need. i know for a fact by your actions on here most of you have downloaded something you wasn't supposed to.hell they even did a story base on jeff/max hardcore type of flims on law and order. and it won't be to long before some girl has to call the poilce because a shoot went to far and everything will be trace back to her posting on this site.
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#91139 - 03/22/05 06:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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The only thing I've downloaded I shouldn't have were clips of you as a teacher from some film you were in. I'd gladly give those to the boys in the bureau.
The bongs, sammura, the one-hitters, the bats, the roach clips, the frisbee you separate seeds in. All gone forever and for what? For a chance to talk to the men in the navy blue suits who will walk down the stairs from your tenement shaking their heads muttering "kyoto? kittens? jew-jap crazy mutha fucka needs ta go down?"
It's not worth it baby- email them again and tell them you take it all back. Besides, Wankus thinks you're hot.
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#91140 - 03/22/05 08:08 PM
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#91142 - 03/23/05 07:16 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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I wonder what it takes to find sammura attractive, i mean i know male stars are paid to fuck what they're told, but there has to be some attraction to make the scene believable, so i ask the question what it was for the 4 men that dared to tread into the jungle rotten vagina of sammura. Im not even going to touch the question on who thought it was a good idea to have offspring with her. There isn't one attractive quality about sammura, not one.
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#91144 - 03/23/05 09:03 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
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click on the pic to view full size
that is a really lame photoshop job right there.
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#91146 - 03/23/05 09:26 AM
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Porn Jesus
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and this is comming for a person who was so shooked that his whole m.o was exposed by bjfan. you are not funny monkey. just because you get these a lot don't make you funny. people are just scared to say anything against you. this whole board is full sheep
LOL i never claim to be funny, i just post what is going through my head. LOl at bjfan, to be totally honest i find you far more offensive and disturbing then him because you never quit, you have no heart or soul, i left cause i got burned out and was sick of seeing the top 15 threads are all by me, it just seemed like work, it wasn't fun and im not fully over it, i could leave at any time, maybe people will blame you this time  (fingers crossed).
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#91147 - 03/23/05 09:38 AM
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Porn Jesus
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this whole board is full sheep.
Thank God too cause I'd rather fuck sheep than you.
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#91149 - 03/23/05 10:25 AM
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people are just scared to say anything against you.
If I say anything bad about Monkey and don't follow exactly what he says he will reach out from the depths of hell and squeeze my heart until it explodes. This is his power, this is why I must obey.
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#91155 - 03/23/05 09:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
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BEST PICTURE EVER, well that isn't true but it ranks 3rd behind the garfield i have herpes picture and the kyoto one. Where is that kyoto one?.
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#91156 - 03/24/05 06:44 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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do i care about you that much to save YOUR picture to my hard drive?
How the hell do I know what you care about? If you want me to guess, I'd probably guess you care about things in the following order:
1) CRACK
2) CRACK
3) Guzzling the semen of the zionist
4) CRACK
5) Kids
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#91157 - 03/24/05 08:17 AM
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Bukkake Boy
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glad to know you love me so much, you think about me night and day. you are a stalker.so you are on ingore mode now.
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#91158 - 03/24/05 08:37 AM
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Porn Jesus
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What's not to like about a pussy that smells like 3 week old August road killed skunk.
continued.........
6) Hiding the fact your cunt is big as a house.
7) CRACK
8) Bacon water for the kids.
9) Screaming at the computer in a "crack haze". I bet she even starts shaking her head when she's typing.
10) Dodging the Nation of Islam operatives who have a contract out on your life for you being a tool of the Zionist.
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#91159 - 03/24/05 11:56 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/05/04
Posts: 446
Loc: Los Angeles
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Koyto,
I really did enjoy your little skit. The monkey says you are Jewel if you are then, you have a delicious hinney and I'd like to wear it as a hat. This in no way changes my view on cats. They are useless and should be destroyed.
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#91161 - 04/03/05 01:19 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 706
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I defnitely agree with you on that,Monkey(mighty Welcome Back to XPT,man,for I heavily missed you!!!).
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#91163 - 08/29/07 07:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
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decent reading.
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a lot don't make you funny. people are just scared to say anything against you. this whole board is full sheep. 
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