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it needs to be more rounded, maybe we could have cage parties, hire motel rooms and hang out with each other and stuff, get a sponsor like nike, and make our team visible in the community, showing the public that the cage cares.
Well, I'll spring for the Hotel rooms if someone bakes some rice krispy treats, brings some good pot, and arranges for a shooting crew to begin filming a flimsily disguised rip off of Midnight Prowl titled "Monkey's Urban Jungle Whore Safari".
We could rent a Roto-rooter van (driven by Kyoto -- anything/anyone he hits can be included in the DVD as "Bonus Footage/carnage"), troll the streets looking for Fat Chicks (like Mary Carey), lure them back to the hotel with the promise of money and donuts/pizza and then collectively piss on them as they eat in the bath tub. Any reluctant whores Kyoto can shoot with a dart gun.
As a marketing ploy/"goodwill" gesture to the porn community at large, we can profess to donate 13% of the proceeds to Bono One's "Save Ariana Jolle From Herself Fund".
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