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#91037 - 03/22/05 08:02 AM Another Tough Day at the Orifice
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
I know alot of you think we pornguys have it easy but my day can be just as difficult as yours if not more so
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#91038 - 03/22/05 08:08 AM Re: Another Tough Day at the Orifice
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I don't know who my boss will be....


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#91039 - 03/22/05 08:14 AM Re: Another Tough Day at the Orifice
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My work is often HARD !!!!! I don't know where to start


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#91040 - 03/22/05 08:16 AM Re: Another Tough Day at the Orifice
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sometimes the way it piles up I feel like I can't get out from under.....


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#91041 - 03/22/05 08:21 AM Re: Another Tough Day at the Orifice
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As if that isn't enough I sit in bumper to bumper traffic....


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#91042 - 03/22/05 08:23 AM Re: Another Tough Day at the Orifice
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worst of all sometimes it's downright messy....
Hey Toe hollar at ya BOI!


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#91043 - 03/22/05 08:30 AM Re: Another Tough Day at the Orifice
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One love to my incestuous lil sister Nikki(as if you didn't know)Hunter,and Josh thanx for loaning me your wife
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#91044 - 03/22/05 08:30 AM Re: Another Tough Day at the Orifice
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Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
who is that girlllllllllll
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#91045 - 03/22/05 10:02 AM Re: Another Tough Day at the Orifice
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who is that girlllllllllll



MY xrco-best new starlet Nikki Hunter
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#91046 - 03/22/05 11:49 AM Re: Another Tough Day at the Orifice
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80's porn rocks
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#91047 - 03/22/05 01:56 PM Re: Another Tough Day at the Orifice
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Registered: 05/31/04
Posts: 764
thread title of the year..
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Hi, I am new to xxxpt......

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#91048 - 03/22/05 02:08 PM Re: Another Tough Day at the Orifice
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Registered: 09/23/04
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thread title of the year..




Brandon will steal it for a movie title.

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#91049 - 03/22/05 02:18 PM Re: Another Tough Day at the Orifice
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Great title but I will stick with the ones I have. Decided to take Jeff's suggestion for INTENSITIES IN TENT CITIES by doing a 10 city tsunami relief tour. The girls should be cheap and/or desperate. I leave tomorrow for Sumatra. Will be stopping in Borneo, Bornyo, to pick up a postcard for you.

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#91050 - 03/22/05 03:00 PM Re: Another Tough Day at the Orifice
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Registered: 07/23/04
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Great title but I will stick with the ones I have. Decided to take Jeff's suggestion for INTENSITIES IN TENT CITIES by doing a 10 city tsunami relief tour. The girls should be cheap and/or desperate. I leave tomorrow for Sumatra. Will be stopping in Borneo, Bornyo, to pick up a postcard for you.





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#91051 - 03/22/05 03:59 PM Re: Another Tough Day at the Orifice
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

Great title but I will stick with the ones I have. Decided to take Jeff's suggestion for INTENSITIES IN TENT CITIES by doing a 10 city tsunami relief tour. The girls should be cheap and/or desperate. I leave tomorrow for Sumatra. Will be stopping in Borneo, Bornyo, to pick up a postcard for you.




That's some funny shit. Better than I'd have given you credit for. It still doesn't explain how you pulled the wool over Melissa Lauren's eyes for so long.

See if you can catch the Wild Man from Borneo while you're there. I hear Sammuras in the singles market again.



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#91052 - 03/22/05 04:02 PM Re: Another Tough Day at the Orifice
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Registered: 09/23/04
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INTENSITIES IN TENT CITIES

The Boxcover:


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#91053 - 03/22/05 04:05 PM Re: Another Tough Day at the Orifice
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
INTENSITIES IN TENT CITIES

From the extra features section: Craft Service fattening up lunch for the next days shoot:


Brandon Irons incognito with hairpiece and glasses.


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#91054 - 03/22/05 05:59 PM Re: Another Tough Day at the Orifice
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Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
"Brandon Irons incognito with hairpiece and glasses. "

Actually, that's not me. That's a picture of the last dumb asshole who made fun of my thinning hair. I stabbed him in his stomach (notice the scar line). Belly up to the bar if you want the same.

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#91055 - 03/22/05 06:02 PM Re: Another Tough Day at the Orifice
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Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
looks like that chick's fake honkers were Tough to squeeze.
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#91056 - 03/22/05 06:05 PM Re: Another Tough Day at the Orifice
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

"Brandon Irons incognito with hairpiece and glasses. "

Actually, that's not me. That's a picture of the last dumb asshole who made fun of my thinning hair. I stabbed him in his stomach (notice the scar line). Belly up to the bar if you want the same.




Hey, I'm legally bald so I wasn't making fun of that. Then again I'm not in porn either. But, your career on the other hand...

BTW, congratulations on two posts in a row without shilling something. (Avatars don't count)

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#91057 - 03/22/05 07:06 PM Re: Another Tough Day at the Orifice
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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LOL, yum yum eat em up, yum yum eat em up
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#91058 - 03/22/05 09:32 PM Re: Another Tough Day at the Orifice
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Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
Quote:

Quote:







LOL, yum yum eat em up, yum yum eat em up




Another ADT poster in full posting dress. Steph must be so proud.
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#91059 - 03/23/05 07:20 AM Re: Another Tough Day at the Orifice
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
I can't hate brandon, he fucked the pre pregnant alexa rae, something i can never do :-( Why alexa, your emotionally damaged, your just going to pass it down another generation, can't you get a pet goat like cindy crawford or some other exotic animal in the dyer need to be different.
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#91060 - 03/23/05 10:10 AM Re: Another Tough Day at the Orifice
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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Great title but I will stick with the ones I have. Decided to take Jeff's suggestion for INTENSITIES IN TENT CITIES by doing a 10 city tsunami relief tour. The girls should be cheap and/or desperate. I leave tomorrow for Sumatra. Will be stopping in Borneo, Bornyo, to pick up a postcard for you.




Your welcome.This one is free of charge but the next one is going to cost you big.
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#91061 - 04/07/05 01:25 AM Re: Another Tough Day at the Orifice
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Registered: 11/27/04
Posts: 61
Loc: stuck at 405/101 junction
Quote:

who is that girlllllllllll



Nicky Hunter. I had the pleasure of having a "tough day at her orifices" today.

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