The box claims that this flick is POV w/ a twist. Cool idea, but if the "twist" is putting electrical tape sharpie'd w/"COCK HORE" and a hole for sucking over Missy Monroe's mouth, I've gotta say no fucking thanks, Mikey... Keep the twist in your Pepsi, pal, b/c POV isn't as easy as it seems. Missy needs to be seen to be relieved of gunky pud suds the sink’s backed up. Concentrate on mastering perspective before you get all sorts of crazy ideas in your head to put on camera. I like the idea that you’re attempting to do something unique, but hold up the chuck wagon, pre-nom for Juan Cuba's ace portrayal of a pesky homeless junkie… What a sec nix that! It was funny at first, but keep him the fuck outta my face if this POV is meant to be MINE. I'd still like to see Perverted POV Stories where I can fuck witches, devil bitches or shit like that, but Jeff won't freaking listen to me. Also, I told him to make Gag POV for simp's sake, but has the bastard listened? Hey, simp, grab your clarion and the make the world recognize.
I'm starting a REVOLT against the industry right fucking now, but one should be supportive of allies or in-laws like Jeff and I… Slow down there, killer. I like porn too much to destroy everything in it, but the prob is there's too much worthless pornography. Nutcase that I am I actually put "artistic" value on a slight sliver of the "squack" product to quote my ol' drinking buddy Liam Keansburg. The word squack really worked for him. He probably has drank himself into an early grave by now. Don't know, don't care. Why should I?
What are we on Jeopardy now w/ all the questions? Fuck no, just don't cover up Missy Monroe's face w/ that ugly tape when she's wearing an opened boob bra. It's criminal. Another lesser included charge is for the unsatisfying POV. Is there such a thing? Yep, looky here or look away from the car wreck, rubberneck. Mindless misogyny at its worst b/c it's better w/ thought behind it. Not really, it doesn't work that way and I just wasn't feeling this flick, g. Tit boppin', body rockin' my dick was disappointed and hey, he’s the boss.
Sativa Rose was a pleasant high down there. You just gotta say "ho" to Traylor "Park" Rain. Get Roxy Jezel and her flip-flops off my desert. Jennifer Luv's elastic pussy flaps are no longer chic. Never were, but it sure was a nice trick. There's still hope for you, Stefano, go back to POV school, practice on pistillo and don't return until you bring me something I can actually squack to. I just don't believe that you're twisted. You want twisted?
Civilization is just a façade for a bunch of animals that think they've got minds. [Red Light District]