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#90876 - 03/19/05 09:08 AM Don't get too exicted
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Im not back, just a pit stop, might post every few weeks maybe. So i will go through as much as i can now its good to see the cage is still alive horrible to see the stray bus hasn't hit and killed jrv yet garoid is back , sucks to be him sammura is fraud sammura, i want to smack the black off her and take her kids smuthutguy taking control, very strange arab pms go both ways i don't care for poodles or dakota fanning michael jackson is innocent, he touched bubbles but not the kids, and last time i checked although frowned upon its not illegal to have hot buttered monkey love. bjfan showers with his mother sammura gives lap dances to her father when work is slow to help pay the bills cleetus is still very sexy to me james is cool as always jewel getting banned is funny, even money she has put on 40 pounds due to depression since the banning umm thats it, im spent, we are all god's children, god bless monkey _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#90877 - 03/19/05 09:10 AM Re: Don't get too exicted
Saevus Maximus Gay For Pay Registered: 04/19/03 Posts: 1083 Loc: In the corner, cutting myself.	Welcome back Monkey. _________________________ "Rape one baby and they label you a child molester. It's a cruel world brother." Skeeter Kerkove
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#90878 - 03/19/05 09:12 AM Re: Don't get too exicted
kyoto Gay For Pay Registered: 05/06/04 Posts: 951 Loc: IL	what's bigger: a puma or a cougar?
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#90879 - 03/19/05 10:04 AM Re: Don't get too exicted
ChickenMaster Demon Spawn Registered: 07/07/04 Posts: 3178	Quote: what's bigger: a puma or a cougar? Roughly around the same size.
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#90880 - 03/19/05 10:14 AM Re: Don't get too exicted
sammura Bukkake Boy Registered: 09/03/03 Posts: 746	_________________________ porntalk home of the guys who got pushed into lockers in highschool.
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#90881 - 03/19/05 10:29 AM Re: Don't get too exicted
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Dammit Monkey you screwed up my prognostication that you would return 6-8 days from now, I'd remember the exact date but nobody helped me with a countdown clock (read Tony M) Well screw it I 'm glad you have returned- and are posting, only the Swami is out in the wild now......come home swami come home. _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#90882 - 03/19/05 01:06 PM Re: Don't get too exicted
melissa Internet Tough Guy Registered: 05/02/04 Posts: 797	Monkey aka "biggest attention whore on Earth" = BACK _________________________ "your size, and below.." Patricia Petite , to Pariah .
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#90883 - 03/19/05 03:46 PM Re: Don't get too exicted
Phony T ADT regular Registered: 03/10/05 Posts: 17	monky is a biznitch
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#90884 - 03/19/05 04:08 PM Re: Don't get too exicted
Evil Klown Gay For Pay Registered: 02/04/05 Posts: 1024	Quote: what's bigger: a puma or a cougar?
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#90885 - 03/19/05 09:58 PM Re: Don't get too exicted
Random Sex Slave Trader Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 1342	A little Monkey is better than no Monkey. Welcome back. _________________________ "Bornyo sleeps under a bearskin that he killed and skinned when he was 5. He just stared the thing dead with mind bullets." - Floofin
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#90886 - 03/20/05 07:46 AM Re: Don't get too exicted
Toelicker Porn Fucking Master Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 3899 Loc: CO Springs	Snubbed again. It hurts to be me. I'll just go have some girl rub her greasy feet all over me. _________________________ you mean my days having fun while being fundamentally superior to you? - Jamesn
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#90887 - 03/20/05 08:16 AM Re: Don't get too exicted
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	You know that feeling when you haven't smoked for a while and then you finally have that first smoke? That's what it's like now.
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#90888 - 03/21/05 07:44 AM Re: Don't get too exicted
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	2 days and 12 responses, i should retire again. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#90889 - 03/21/05 08:48 AM Re: Don't get too exicted
smutspov Porn Jesus Registered: 10/29/03 Posts: 9489	no, but it's true these fuckers are so apathetic it's pathetic, ol' dirty bastard would've loved that line if he were still w/ us doing speedballs. everybody boo-hoo'd when you left that the cage would never be the same. you saw that i tried to keep it going in your honor, but even i had to retire from threading the Cage out of disgust. fucking losers, what's a nigga to do? _________________________ "I only insult those who deserve it." - Alfred E. Neuman
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#90890 - 03/21/05 08:52 AM Re: Don't get too exicted
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	Quote: fucking losers, what's a nigga to do? Try smoking crack.It cures what ales you. _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#90891 - 03/21/05 08:56 AM Re: Don't get too exicted
smutspov Porn Jesus Registered: 10/29/03 Posts: 9489	sorry, my name ain't fayner. _________________________ "I only insult those who deserve it." - Alfred E. Neuman
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#90892 - 03/21/05 10:15 AM Re: Don't get too exicted
ChickenMaster Demon Spawn Registered: 07/07/04 Posts: 3178	Quote: 2 days and 12 responses, i should retire again. Even I'm glad your back Monkey but you've been gone for so long I think people are jaded and think you are going to disappear again. Plus there is not a whole lot going on in porn that's very interesting or new. Porn whores and pimps seem to like to stick to the basics when it comes to despicable human behavior. I think Kami sucking off that dumpy looking fanboy comes closest to the worst thing I have ever read, but Kami is too tough and has an ichy trigger finger when it comes to banning (which I disagree with) for me to report on it. Only one's deserving banning is smartt and gaybjfan, but poor kyoto seems to bear the brunt of Kami's wrath. It's cool that smut kept the cage alive but with his cornholing the southern bell of contempt I don't entirely trust the guy anymore. Who would trust someone that is clearly in league with Lucifer?
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#90893 - 03/21/05 10:41 AM Re: Don't get too exicted
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	Quote: fucking losers, what's a nigga to do? Quote: A nigga should get a job and get off the gov.tit!Whats wrong is niggas think somebody owe them something just cause they be there.You sure did do a lot of posting over the past few days like,Teagan on the cover of people,Ron Jeremy's pet turtle and so forth that really captured the spirit of the cage.Thanks for holdin it down nigga. Welcome home daddy!your slippers are by the couch,theres a stack of mail on the table.Why don't you enjoy a bottle of scotch while I try to clean up all these wanker pics laying all over the place. _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#90894 - 03/21/05 11:01 AM Re: Don't get too exicted
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	This is great. Monkey has done the hard work to earn trustee in the institution. He rolls the mop-bucket down the darkened corridor, his slippered feet sliding on the floor. An office door is ajar, the monitor glow spills softly through onto the polished tile floor. The Monkey peeks furtively around the corner to see if anyone is coming... Quiet as a cat he throws a dusting rag over the CC camera hanging from the ceiling and slides through the unlocked door. The muted sound of a desk chair on carpet (and a squeek from the leather that sounds suspiciously like the daintiest of farts) the clickity clack of the keyboard, the glint of the JM Productions Banner reflected through simian eyes. Yes, it is GREAT to have the Smelly Monkey back!!!
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#90895 - 03/21/05 12:31 PM Re: Don't get too exicted
smutspov Porn Jesus Registered: 10/29/03 Posts: 9489	bishop:don't be a playa hata. look who's back in da hizzy... you forgot to make monkey's bed on your way out da cage. you did an admirable job disappearing and making a limp goodbye and one lame post about being gay. past few days? more like 2 weeks while you were in monkey withdrawls I was foolishly trying to keep the CAGE ALIVE!... not foolishly replace the monkey...btw, ron's turtle is cooler than Fayner. chickenfeed: "poor kyoto"? are you gay? Kami should ban you instead. what can you expect from a canadian ya'll, be like Mike and take off, eh. _________________________ "I only insult those who deserve it." - Alfred E. Neuman
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#90896 - 03/21/05 09:07 PM Re: Don't get too exicted
Cerberus Whoremaster Registered: 07/23/04 Posts: 2723 Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...	Quote: Quote: 2 days and 12 responses, i should retire again. Even I'm glad your back Monkey but you've been gone for so long I think people are jaded and think you are going to disappear again. Plus there is not a whole lot going on in porn that's very interesting or new. Porn whores and pimps seem to like to stick to the basics when it comes to despicable human behavior. I think Kami sucking off that dumpy looking fanboy comes closest to the worst thing I have ever read, but Kami is too tough and has an ichy trigger finger when it comes to banning (which I disagree with) for me to report on it. Only one's deserving banning is smartt and gaybjfan, but poor kyoto seems to bear the brunt of Kami's wrath. It's cool that smut kept the cage alive but with his cornholing the southern bell of contempt I don't entirely trust the guy anymore. Who would trust someone that is clearly in league with Lucifer? Now that last line is some funny shit. _________________________ '' Women are not people, they are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment.'' Peter Griffin
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#90897 - 03/22/05 08:44 AM Re: Don't get too exicted
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	I suck, but sadly i suck a little less then most. Im surprised that bjfan didn't carry the cage like i hoped and predicted. My feet are cold. KYLIE ROCHELLE. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#90898 - 03/22/05 11:31 AM Re: Don't get too exicted
ChickenMaster Demon Spawn Registered: 07/07/04 Posts: 3178	Quote: Im surprised that bjfan didn't carry the cage like i hoped and predicted. Bjfan is probably too busy getting his "girlfriend" to take pictures of him jerking off into his mouth.
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#90899 - 03/26/05 08:14 PM Re: Don't get too exicted
bjfan1127 Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 10/16/03 Posts: 339	I best not defend myself...or Monkey will show his "wit" by banning me again. _________________________ Got under the monkey's skin like no poster ever has...I WIN!!!
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