Okay Luke posted a report on tawny roberts birthday party being a complete bust with around 12 people showing up. i would rank this as a top 5 most dramatic things that could happen in ones life, tawny also happens to have experienced at least another 2 on the top 5 list, meaning she is 2 away from a grand slam plus 1 or something??. Back to the point, the reason tawny's bday party was a bust is because she put the most hated person in any field in charge of it in mary carey (pictured below)



now people hate having to be around her when they are paid to, on porn sets,etc. Who wants to spend their free time with this energy and life sucking human stain?, the answer is 12 people. Side note, what in the fuck happened to tawny?, she used to be cute now she looks like she has been shot in the face with homer's whore make up shot gun and then hit 3 times with a sledge hammer.

Classic Monkey. Welcome home.

to you Monkey.

I still remember that horrible day back in 1984 when Mary Carey was set loose on Manhattan. Fortunately four good samaritans were there to save the city from unimaginable devistation.

Holy shit its dead on, we need a side by side picture.

fat chicks have no business whatsoever being naked, how fucking distorted are her abilities in self-perception? maybe she's been on acid for the last three years to not figure out she's too portly for porno. maybe she's a vampire and unable to assess herself in mirrors and realize she swallowed a basketball at some point.

at least when society comes to its senses and rounds up the most cancerous subgroup for extermination-really, really loud fat chicks-she's not going to be difficult to find with all the asians pointing skyward screaming "monster! slut gozilla! run from her loudness!".

The thought of Scary Marys fat ass and the odor that permeates from it makes me want to .

The horror! The horror!

Someone sprinkle some Meth on her Krispy Kreme's. Fuck, she's fat.

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fat chicks have no business whatsoever being naked, how fucking distorted are her abilities in self-perception? maybe she's been on acid for the last three years to not figure out she's too portly for porno. maybe she's a vampire and unable to assess herself in mirrors and realize she swallowed a basketball at some point.

at least when society comes to its senses and rounds up the most cancerous subgroup for extermination-really, really loud fat chicks-she's not going to be difficult to find with all the asians pointing skyward screaming "monster! slut gozilla! run from her loudness!".

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YES YES AND YES. Worst thing in the world besides helen hunt are over confident loud fat chicks, but for more reasons then one, i mean you know you could go up and say something really horrible about their weight hence ending all chances of her being loud again but its hard to do when you have a heart, but mary carey on the other hand i would have no problem doing it to. BUT she might be the rare exception, didn't she get her head dunked in a toilet for pub and it only made her confidence grow. Who you going to call?

It's not the same without pictures showcasing Mary's lower half. My Stay Puff pic should have been used.

Just doin' my part . . .