the truth is monkeys, real or mythical, are far more entertaining than that guy could hope to be and less formulaic and contrived than cheesy-fm-burnoutman could ever be. wankus will spend his whole life trying new ways to rip jim carrey's annoying facial expressions off yet he'll always have to accept that animals are superior to him in his chosen profession. and the orca in free willy made disney bank making almost no noise-pollution and killed and ate one of the trainers--wankus can't do that, although his ability to balance beachballs on his nose for food are pretty good.

there's so little talent in chickenmaster's picture it's terrifying. i refuse to accept that i share a species with those amoral dullards.

bornyo-edited my post to make sure credit finds its way home.