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#90832 - 03/19/05 08:52 AM
Wankus must Die
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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2 reasons reason 1.  and reason 2 
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#90834 - 03/19/05 10:08 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
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I could hate him for no other reason than that he wears foundation. 
Poor Monstar 
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#90835 - 03/19/05 10:28 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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Monstar does it for a look. Wankus does it because he's vain about getting old.
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#90841 - 03/19/05 11:50 AM
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Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
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Wankus interviewing John Garfield
Oh yea, welcome back.
Edited by c62 (03/19/05 11:51 AM)
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#90843 - 03/19/05 04:11 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/04/05
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Wankus interviewing John Garfield
Oh yea, welcome back.
 
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#90848 - 03/20/05 04:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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 He must be reading the latest "K-Sucks" ratings and/or Financials. Or maybe its the latest death threat from Lockwood or one of the 187 other people in the industry who hate this turd. Is it just me or does this pic look like it could also read "Menudo -- 20 years After the Salsa Ran Out".
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#90850 - 03/21/05 08:52 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 11/12/04
Posts: 90
Loc: tora bora
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Somewhere Corey Feldman is rolling in his grave.  "my image,my image."
Edited by mullah mayhem (03/21/05 08:55 PM)
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#90851 - 03/21/05 09:02 PM
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Registered: 07/23/04
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#90852 - 03/22/05 06:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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Paging Jeff Steward? a Mr. Steward?
"So they want you to have sex with all their executive partners and everything else?" asked Wankus. "That's what Ashley Blue said they did to her. I got to fuck all their friends first then I get a contract. And she did."
wankus talks a lot of shit for a court-jester getting by on zany facial expressions, admittedly stealing from the RIAA and wearing makeup.oh, and i consider his girlfriend a total peasant based on accent, she'll be back in boston checking parking meters by 45.
bornyo beat me to this one in this post over in the shitlist
Edited by jamesn (03/22/05 07:26 PM)
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#90853 - 03/22/05 06:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Jamesn I posted that in the general porno forum under the current Missy Monroe thread but you were right to post it here. Now, for something completely different for the cage (turn volume UP, and I hope this works: monkeying around
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#90854 - 03/22/05 06:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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oh shit, i apologize for trying to steal your thunder-i don't check things outside the cage too often unless researchers find a new pornstar mother. this might warrant a new thread anyhow, want to take a go at it?
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#90855 - 03/22/05 06:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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As they'd say around here regarding a new thread: "gourd head" - I don't want it. That's why I said you were right to post it in the Cage.
Did that link work? The guy laughing reminded me of a "laughing box" my sister bought from Spencers Gifts years ago.
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#90857 - 03/22/05 07:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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the truth is monkeys, real or mythical, are far more entertaining than that guy could hope to be and less formulaic and contrived than cheesy-fm-burnoutman could ever be. wankus will spend his whole life trying new ways to rip jim carrey's annoying facial expressions off yet he'll always have to accept that animals are superior to him in his chosen profession. and the orca in free willy made disney bank making almost no noise-pollution and killed and ate one of the trainers--wankus can't do that, although his ability to balance beachballs on his nose for food are pretty good.
there's so little talent in chickenmaster's picture it's terrifying. i refuse to accept that i share a species with those amoral dullards.
bornyo-edited my post to make sure credit finds its way home.
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#90861 - 03/27/05 09:51 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/22/05
Posts: 143
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Paging Jeff Steward? a Mr. Steward?
"So they want you to have sex with all their executive partners and everything else?" asked Wankus. "That's what Ashley Blue said they did to her. I got to fuck all their friends first then I get a contract. And she did."
wankus talks a lot of shit for a court-jester getting by on zany facial expressions, admittedly stealing from the RIAA and wearing makeup.oh, and i consider his girlfriend a total peasant based on accent, she'll be back in boston checking parking meters by 45.
bornyo beat me to this one in this post over in the shitlist
Its just my luck that the one and only listener Ksex has is Gene Ross.Gene then make a transcript of this yawnfest and posts it on a site people actually go to.I guess I've been outed as the scumbag pornographer I am.
Nice. 
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