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#90832 - 03/19/05 08:52 AM Wankus must Die
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
2 reasons

reason 1.

and

reason 2
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#90833 - 03/19/05 09:20 AM Re: Wankus must Die
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
I could hate him for no other reason than that he wears foundation.
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#90834 - 03/19/05 10:08 AM Re: Wankus must Die
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

I could hate him for no other reason than that he wears foundation.




Poor Monstar

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#90835 - 03/19/05 10:28 AM Re: Wankus must Die
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Monstar does it for a look. Wankus does it because he's vain about getting old.
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#90836 - 03/19/05 10:44 AM Re: Wankus must Die
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Why does he bother, doesn't he realize that those hilarious faces he makes take 10 years off
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#90837 - 03/19/05 11:44 AM Re: Wankus must Die
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
Here's a pic for you.


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Edited by c62 (03/19/05 11:45 AM)
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#90838 - 03/19/05 11:46 AM Re: Wankus must Die
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
And another (Wankus getting his groove on)


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Edited by c62 (03/19/05 11:47 AM)
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#90839 - 03/19/05 11:47 AM Re: Wankus must Die
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
Wankus with his hat on sideways, he's so cool.


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Edited by c62 (03/19/05 11:48 AM)
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#90840 - 03/19/05 11:49 AM Re: Wankus must Die
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
Wankus finally get his first kiss... at age 34


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Edited by c62 (03/19/05 11:50 AM)
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#90841 - 03/19/05 11:50 AM Re: Wankus must Die
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
Wankus interviewing John Garfield




Oh yea, welcome back.


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Edited by c62 (03/19/05 11:51 AM)
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#90842 - 03/19/05 12:34 PM Re: Wankus must Die
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
yee-haw more funny faces, just look at the diversity that he has, a smush mouth here and a raised eyebrow there.
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#90843 - 03/19/05 04:11 PM Re: Wankus must Die
Evil Klown Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 1024
Quote:

Wankus interviewing John Garfield

Oh yea, welcome back.










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#90844 - 03/19/05 05:01 PM Re: Wankus must Die
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
Is it me or does that buffoon Wankus have a face made for a shitpie everytime?

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#90845 - 03/20/05 07:49 AM Re: Wankus must Die
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Here is his Blue Steel.

Quote:




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#90846 - 03/20/05 11:03 AM Re: Wankus must Die
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Why is it every pic of him making faces elicits a funny sound barrage in my brain- it is like a convention of Catskill resort comedians all doing their best sound effects. Whho-wee.
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#90847 - 03/20/05 11:38 AM Re: Wankus must Die
kyoto Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
I love wankus' Cracker Jack rub-on tattoos. he's such a hip trendsetter

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#90848 - 03/20/05 04:21 PM Re: Wankus must Die
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY


He must be reading the latest "K-Sucks" ratings and/or Financials. Or maybe its the latest death threat from Lockwood or one of the 187 other people in the industry who hate this turd.

Is it just me or does this pic look like it could also read "Menudo -- 20 years After the Salsa Ran Out".
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#90849 - 03/21/05 08:47 AM Re: Wankus must Die
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

Wankus finally get his first kiss... at age 34





34?Hes looks more like in his early 40s.
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#90850 - 03/21/05 08:52 PM Re: Wankus must Die
mullah mayhem Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 11/12/04
Posts: 90
Loc: tora bora
Somewhere Corey Feldman is rolling in his grave. "my image,my image."







Edited by mullah mayhem (03/21/05 08:55 PM)
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#90851 - 03/21/05 09:02 PM Re: Wankus must Die
Cerberus Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
Quote:

Quote:

Wankus finally get his first kiss... at age 34




If he's a day.

34?Hes looks more like in his early 40s.


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#90852 - 03/22/05 06:26 PM Re: Wankus must Die
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
Paging Jeff Steward? a Mr. Steward?

"So they want you to have sex with all their executive partners and everything else?" asked Wankus. "That's what Ashley Blue said they did to her. I got to fuck all their friends first then I get a contract. And she did."


wankus talks a lot of shit for a court-jester getting by on zany facial expressions, admittedly stealing from the RIAA and wearing makeup.oh, and i consider his girlfriend a total peasant based on accent, she'll be back in boston checking parking meters by 45.


bornyo beat me to this one in this post over in the shitlist


Edited by jamesn (03/22/05 07:26 PM)
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#90853 - 03/22/05 06:30 PM Re: Wankus must Die
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Jamesn I posted that in the general porno forum under the current Missy Monroe thread but you were right to post it here.

Now, for something completely different for the cage (turn volume UP, and I hope this works:

monkeying around

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#90854 - 03/22/05 06:47 PM Re: Wankus must Die
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
oh shit, i apologize for trying to steal your thunder-i don't check things outside the cage too often unless researchers find a new pornstar mother. this might warrant a new thread anyhow, want to take a go at it?
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#90855 - 03/22/05 06:56 PM Re: Wankus must Die
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
As they'd say around here regarding a new thread: "gourd head" - I don't want it. That's why I said you were right to post it in the Cage.

Did that link work? The guy laughing reminded me of a "laughing box" my sister bought from Spencers Gifts years ago.

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#90856 - 03/22/05 07:17 PM Re: Wankus must Die
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Fucking wankus.



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#90857 - 03/22/05 07:48 PM Re: Wankus must Die
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
the truth is monkeys, real or mythical, are far more entertaining than that guy could hope to be and less formulaic and contrived than cheesy-fm-burnoutman could ever be. wankus will spend his whole life trying new ways to rip jim carrey's annoying facial expressions off yet he'll always have to accept that animals are superior to him in his chosen profession. and the orca in free willy made disney bank making almost no noise-pollution and killed and ate one of the trainers--wankus can't do that, although his ability to balance beachballs on his nose for food are pretty good.

there's so little talent in chickenmaster's picture it's terrifying. i refuse to accept that i share a species with those amoral dullards.

bornyo-edited my post to make sure credit finds its way home.
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#90858 - 03/22/05 08:52 PM Re: Wankus must Die
JRV Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:

The caption should read, "Can you tell who is completely out of place in this picture?"



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#90859 - 03/23/05 09:23 AM Re: Wankus must Die
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

Paging Jeff Steward? a Mr. Steward?

"So they want you to have sex with all their executive partners and everything else?" asked Wankus. "That's what Ashley Blue said they did to her. I got to fuck all their friends first then I get a contract. And she did."


wankus talks a lot of shit for a court-jester getting by on zany facial expressions, admittedly stealing from the RIAA and wearing makeup.oh, and i consider his girlfriend a total peasant based on accent, she'll be back in boston checking parking meters by 45.


bornyo beat me to this one in this post over in the shitlist




Its just my luck that the one and only listener Ksex has is Gene Ross.Gene then make a transcript of this yawnfest and posts it on a site people actually go to.I guess I've been outed as the scumbag pornographer I am.
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#90860 - 03/24/05 10:26 AM Re: Wankus must Die
Ivor Biggun Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
Quote:

Its just my luck that the one and only listener Ksex has is Gene Ross.Gene then make a transcript of this yawnfest and posts it on a site people actually go to.I guess I've been outed as the scumbag pornographer I am.




I'm shocked. I can't believe that such an apparently respectable pornographer would stoop so low, that they persuaded a girl to have sex with strange men for financial reward.
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#90861 - 03/27/05 09:51 AM Re: Wankus must Die
Longhrin Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 02/22/05
Posts: 143
Loc: Stoc: Barrel:
Quote:

Quote:

Paging Jeff Steward? a Mr. Steward?

"So they want you to have sex with all their executive partners and everything else?" asked Wankus. "That's what Ashley Blue said they did to her. I got to fuck all their friends first then I get a contract. And she did."


wankus talks a lot of shit for a court-jester getting by on zany facial expressions, admittedly stealing from the RIAA and wearing makeup.oh, and i consider his girlfriend a total peasant based on accent, she'll be back in boston checking parking meters by 45.


bornyo beat me to this one in this post over in the shitlist




Its just my luck that the one and only listener Ksex has is Gene Ross.Gene then make a transcript of this yawnfest and posts it on a site people actually go to.I guess I've been outed as the scumbag pornographer I am.




Nice.

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