If one comes in direct contact with a radioactive sample of whorium, will their dick fall off? If so, will it be immediately? Or a blistering pain, itchy swelling & festering to the point where you just want to hack it off by yourself?

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Does mixing whorium with crystal methium speed the decay process?

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Unknown. Vicodin can be used as a moderator to slow down the emissions of whining from a sample of Whorium.

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