Fuck the IP checking. I'm as real a cobalt60 as a cobalt60 gets.

Email me from here. Email me from ADT. The same twisted fuck answers. Now that's some freaky shit, ain't it?

Hey, I like to fling feces from my cage once in a while. Of course I restrain myself at ADT sometimes (except in the case of, say, the "Script Your Own Porno" poll...that's pretty much unconstrained Co60 satire).

If you like the idea of me participating here, great! If not, blow me.

Or just suck it up and read ADT. I ain't got time for one board, much less two. I fuck off enough as it is.