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#90762 - 03/23/05 03:21 AM Re: bono-ONE's LA experience '05
ADTBigBalls Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 01/24/05
Posts: 37
Pericles you could be entirely correct and if so that would indeed be a low for that site. Regardless I'd never post details about any kid of intimate encounter I had with Kami, Ariana, the girl from my store. Those matters aren't for public consumption, if someone wants to post their sexual exploits I say go for it but it's just not something I don't see myself doing.

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#90763 - 03/23/05 06:01 AM Re: bono-ONE's LA experience '05
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
By the way, how do you say "Bono"? Is it Boe-no, or Baw-no. It is crucial that I know this.
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#90764 - 03/23/05 09:03 AM Re: bono-ONE's LA experience '05
TonyMalice Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...
Quote:


Tony/Jeff, do the IPs reveal anything?




I can say that we know who the XXXPT Bono-One ID is and it is not the Bono-One from ADT, it is one of our posters, but Kudos for some pot-stirring, lol.

Malice
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#90765 - 03/23/05 12:01 PM Re: bono-ONE's LA experience '05
bono-ONE Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 03/10/05
Posts: 7
I don't have to explain myself to anyone. I know who I am and what I stand for. You know what, this thread seems to be heading nowhere, I'm locking it...wait, why isn't it working?

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#90766 - 03/23/05 12:18 PM Re: bono-ONE's LA experience '05
Pericles Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 300
Quote:

this thread seems to be heading nowhere, I'm locking it...wait, why isn't it working?







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#90767 - 03/23/05 06:50 PM Re: bono-ONE's LA experience '05
cobalt60 Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/22/05
Posts: 115
Fuck the IP checking. I'm as real a cobalt60 as a cobalt60 gets.

Email me from here. Email me from ADT. The same twisted fuck answers. Now that's some freaky shit, ain't it?

Hey, I like to fling feces from my cage once in a while. Of course I restrain myself at ADT sometimes (except in the case of, say, the "Script Your Own Porno" poll...that's pretty much unconstrained Co60 satire).

If you like the idea of me participating here, great! If not, blow me.

Or just suck it up and read ADT. I ain't got time for one board, much less two. I fuck off enough as it is.
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#90768 - 03/23/05 09:41 PM Re: bono-ONE's LA experience '05
JRV Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:

I'm as real a cobalt60 as a cobalt60 gets.



Maybe now. But after about five years you'll decay into a bunch of nickel. Who will you be then? Trust Nobody...
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#90769 - 03/24/05 12:20 PM Re: bono-ONE's LA experience '05
cobalt60 Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/22/05
Posts: 115
Quote:

Trust Nobody...




Thx, jrv. You're OK, no matter what they say about you behind your back.

Whores Degraded Daily! Sounds like fun.
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#90770 - 03/24/05 12:31 PM Re: bono-ONE's LA experience '05
Vukmir Vukmir Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
Loc: Belgrade
Do whores degrade into nickel, too?

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#90771 - 03/24/05 12:45 PM Re: bono-ONE's LA experience '05
cobalt60 Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/22/05
Posts: 115
Not if you sprinkle lime on the bodies.
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#90772 - 03/24/05 12:56 PM Re: bono-ONE's LA experience '05
Vukmir Vukmir Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
Loc: Belgrade
So that's where all the old porn stars go.

I thought they had a dude ranch somewhere. Now I know: Unmarked graves. Potters fields. Witness protection programs. Canned commodity meats.

No wonder they ALL want to be "directors' now. Directors just go to rehab or insane asylums or buy big pretty houses with no furniture except the "fuck chair," and some bad abstract art, and the pool. And the tile. Gotta have that cool Joey Silvera tile. Carpets are too messy to clean all the splooge up out of.

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#90773 - 03/24/05 01:29 PM Re: bono-ONE's LA experience '05
JRV Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:

Do whores degrade into nickel, too?



Whores are composed of Whorium, a very unstable element.

Most isotopes of Whorium have a half-life of six months or less, some so short they can only be observed on the set for a single shoot before decaying. Some isotopes last a year or two and some rare isotopes are still active after ten years, although samples of these usually show signs of having been decaying for so long.

As Whorium decays it gives off various moans and whinings. Most porn directors and producers are familiar with the decay process of Whorium and take precautions to protect against damage from the decay process. This can be important with isotopes that decay violently.

The final decay products of Whorium are completely inert and may be disposed of in a dumpster.

PS. There are rumors of stable isotopes of Whorium but their existence has not been proven.
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#90774 - 03/24/05 01:39 PM Re: bono-ONE's LA experience '05
cobalt60 Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/22/05
Posts: 115
And here I thought you had to mix whorium with barium to get a stable isotope. learn something new every day.
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#90775 - 03/24/05 01:43 PM Re: bono-ONE's LA experience '05
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
if this is cobalt60, you rule dude. welcome.
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#90776 - 03/24/05 01:56 PM Re: bono-ONE's LA experience '05
cobalt60 Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/22/05
Posts: 115
No rules, just right. MAN, that made me want a steak. Who's up for steak??

If I wasn't so impulsive, I would've picked a different name and waited for someone to figure it out. "Hold my beer and watch this" was just a goof.

But now, hell...another place to fuck off from work?? OH YEAH BABY, like I need that. DAMN THREE MORE COMPETENT PEOPLE ARE LEAVING THIS SHITHOLE. They don't give raises. EVER. To anyone, regardless (I know, I worked my ass off for two fucking years). They don't ... oh just muckety-fuck the whole fucking fuck, who cares?

What *lovely* decorating...a bunch of pale, flabby naked high-fiving bukkake slobs and the "X"s for eyes gagfactor doo-dad is very sweet...

Don't let me get complacent, guys.

(Yes, TC, I meant programmed - she was clueless, OK?)

I got issues. Help me.

What was this topic about again?
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#90777 - 03/24/05 04:21 PM Re: bono-ONE's LA experience '05
Vukmir Vukmir Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
Loc: Belgrade
Quote:

[Whores are composed of Whorium, a very unstable element.

Most isotopes of Whorium have a half-life of six months or less, some so short they can only be observed on the set for a single shoot before decaying. Some isotopes last a year or two and some rare isotopes are still active after ten years, although samples of these usually show signs of having been decaying for so long.

As Whorium decays it gives off various moans and whinings. Most porn directors and producers are familiar with the decay process of Whorium and take precautions to protect against damage from the decay process. This can be important with isotopes that decay violently.

The final decay products of Whorium are completely inert and may be disposed of in a dumpster.

PS. There rumors of stable isotopes of Whorium but their existence has not been proven.





That's some funny shit.
I can't even muster a reply.

Does mixing whorium with crystal methium speed the decay process?

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#90778 - 03/24/05 04:32 PM Re: bono-ONE's LA experience '05
JRV Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:

Does mixing whorium with crystal methium speed the decay process?



Unknown. Vicodin can be used as a moderator to slow down the emissions of whining from a sample of Whorium.
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#90779 - 03/24/05 07:04 PM Re: bono-ONE's LA experience '05
cobalt60 Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/22/05
Posts: 115
Whorium was inspired. I am humbled.

Big Daddy, you got any Vicodin?
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#90780 - 03/24/05 10:20 PM Re: bono-ONE's LA experience '05
Vukmir Vukmir Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
Loc: Belgrade
I used it all up. Damn.

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#90781 - 03/24/05 10:32 PM Re: bono-ONE's LA experience '05
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
I am really, REALLY, enjoying the xxxpt experience right now.

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#90782 - 10/20/06 04:07 PM Re: bono-ONE's LA experience '05
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
If one comes in direct contact with a radioactive sample of whorium, will their dick fall off? If so, will it be immediately? Or a blistering pain, itchy swelling & festering to the point where you just want to hack it off by yourself?

Quote:

Quote:

Does mixing whorium with crystal methium speed the decay process?



Unknown. Vicodin can be used as a moderator to slow down the emissions of whining from a sample of Whorium.


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#90783 - 11/28/08 05:28 PM Re: bono-ONE's LA experience '05
Slobodan Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/24/06
Posts: 167
BUMP! One of Random's best works.

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#90784 - 11/28/08 07:40 PM Re: bono-ONE's LA experience '05
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

I'd love to hear some feedback but don't be to harsh, heehee. - bono-ONE




Christ. That's license to rip off his testicles, show them to him, and force him to eat them while Mia watches and giggles.

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#90785 - 11/29/08 07:14 PM Re: bono-ONE's LA experience '05
IWAdult Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/07/06
Posts: 756
Loc: Somewhere in the middle
What adult male with any kind of ball sack types “heehee” and “lol” in every other sentence of their post, not to mention their reviews?

i can't believe i read the whole thread.
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#90786 - 11/29/08 10:07 PM Re: bono-ONE's LA experience '05
Smokey Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
The same kinda gy that gives porn whores $100 to tell everyone they blew him, when really he just snuggled up to their children and rubbed out a pedo load
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#90787 - 11/30/08 04:50 AM Re: bono-ONE's LA experience '05
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Quote:

BUMP! Random's only remarkable work.





Fixed that for you! You're welcome.
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#90788 - 12/17/08 11:27 PM Re: bono-ONE's LA experience '05
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Quote:

Quote:


Tony/Jeff, do the IPs reveal anything?




I can say that we know who the XXXPT Bono-One ID is and it is not the Bono-One from ADT, it is one of our posters, but Kudos for some pot-stirring, lol.

Malice





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