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Jesus. We are an angry lot. This makes me think of a story that I am going to share. Once upon a time there lived a boy named Nate. Nate was Swiss (where the best chocolate comes from) Nate was given a lever that if switched the entire world would, in a second, explode. Nate takes the lever home and sets it on his dresser and falls asleep. Then along comes an evil Pagan and he grabs the lever off the dresser and takes off with it. Nate wakes up and spots the evil pagan running off with the lever. He at once follows in haste. The evil pagan notices Nate is catching up with him and in fear of a savage beating drops the lever in the street to make a clean get away. At this moment in time, Nate has a huge problem because a car with old lady behind the wheel, is headed for the lever. He must act fast. so he throws his body between the car and the lever stopping the car and in turn crushing every bone in his body. Later that night Nate dies on the way to St. Peters Hospital........ The Moral? BETTER NATE THAN LEVER! Get it? better Nate than lever! I love that one. This had nothing to do with anything I just like telling that story. I will say this I have met Courtney for a second when she shot here at the meatholes factory for someone else. She could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room she is so hot.
Dear Courtney, would you like to shoot for us ? if no, would you like to get some lunch? if no, then i did not mean lunch with me... I represent a number of guys that are much better looking than me.



Well, you know what they say about mice with gloves!