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#90604 - 03/18/05 03:57 PM Nicole Brazzle
fdicki911 Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 03/18/05
Posts: 8
Loc: CA, Orange County
Anyone else having problems with this young gal? I have not heard 10 words of truth since she borrowed money from me last year... Now I have the Law in Orange County going after her now for passing a bad check... a big one... for a loan i made to her before i found out she could look so sweet and lie like a pro without blinking... I can't ever imagine doing business with this young crook. Anyone else have a story about her - other than her getting picked up for hookin? Frank


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#90605 - 03/20/05 10:47 AM Re: Nicole Brazzle
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
I think you need to get in line... no not to bang her, but she's as slick as it gets like a snake oil salesman.
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#90606 - 03/20/05 04:01 PM Re: Nicole Brazzle
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

I think you need to get in line... no not to bang her, but she's as slick as it gets like a snake oil salesman.






Maybe someone ought to warn that tiny blond chick from Arizona that got "recruited" by Nicole on some fucking airplane or something and joined her agency "Grifters R Us"...what's her name, Courtney Simpleton? you know, the chick who looks like an Irish Elfin Lawn Ornament with soul-less eyes and a cheshire-cat/Joker grin?

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#90607 - 03/20/05 06:25 PM Re: Nicole Brazzle
Cerberus Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
I still hate her for the Mike Bull Shit she regurgitated.
Fuck her, no wait don't, just


Edited by tantas' Daddy (03/21/05 09:00 PM)
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#90608 - 03/24/05 01:53 PM Re: Nicole Brazzle
courtney simpson Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 03/12/05
Posts: 21
Loc: Studio city, CA
First of all, get the name right. It is Courtney Simpson, and in case you're a little on the "slow" side I'll spell it for you again it's COURTNEY SIMPSON. I guess not every can be as smart as me and graduate with a 4.2 GPA and have a full ride academic scholarship to a University. 2nd of all, I think it's pretty pathetic that you have enough spare time on your hands to just talk shit about people in porn chat rooms all day. Seriously get a fucking life! You don't know me AT ALL, nor have you EVER met me before! I'm am actually a very nice, caring, and honest person; I actually come from a good family and was raised by two very good parents. Also, contrary to what you may believe, I'm am VERY INTELLIGENT and SMART WITH MY MONEY.Also, Nicole Brazzle is very good friend of mine, and she has never wronged me at all! She has been nothing but nice to me! Everyone makes mistakes, and I think that she is a very good person! 3rd of all, why don't you show a little god damn class! Seriously, you can at least wait until you met me to talk shit. I never talked shit about you or wronged you in ANY WAY! I would appreciate it if you would show me, as well as the other people you talk shit about a little bit of respect and at least know them first! Anyways, I have more important things in my day that I have to get to. I hope that we can talk on better terms next time. HAVE A WONDEERFUL DAY! And keep SMILING!

Courtney Simpson
p.s.- by the way, THANKS for saying I LOOK like a LEPERACHAUN, I'm IRISH anyways! :-)

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#90609 - 03/24/05 02:31 PM Re: Nicole Brazzle
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
don't you think being a whore is even more STUPID if you have the tools to do some thing else.

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#90610 - 03/24/05 02:33 PM Re: Nicole Brazzle
cobalt60 Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/22/05
Posts: 115
No, hon, unfortunately there are very few people who really are that smart.

It's a shame. SHAME? Yes, shame. Long story.
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#90611 - 03/24/05 03:38 PM Re: Nicole Brazzle
JRV Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:

don't you think being a whore is even more STUPID if you have the tools to do some thing else.



Gen Padova is a good counter-example here. She might be unique as someone who has a real "real-world" job and does porn-whore part time because she likes it.
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#90612 - 03/24/05 07:24 PM Re: Nicole Brazzle
cobalt60 Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/22/05
Posts: 115
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#90613 - 03/24/05 08:30 PM Re: Nicole Brazzle
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

I guess not every can be as smart as me and graduate with a 4.2 GPA and have a full ride academic scholarship to a University.




LOL, nice grammar 4.3 GPA student.

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#90614 - 03/24/05 08:38 PM Re: Nicole Brazzle
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

I'm am actually a very nice, caring, and honest person; I actually come from a good family and was raised by two very good parents.




I'm sorry being a whore negates all these qualities. Please learn a whore's delegated position (spread eagle on her back and NOT TALKING *cue GagFactor duck sounds*) in society and act accordingly.

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#90615 - 03/24/05 09:50 PM Re: Nicole Brazzle
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

don't you think being a whore is even more STUPID if you have the tools to do some thing else.





What's really cool is the contrast between Kami's streetsmart/gung ho/ agressive/down to earth-dont take oneself too seriously/ "I Love what I do so Fuck off" approach, and Courtney's "I got all A's on my report card so I should succeed in porn" aloofness.

*pssst Courtney* Was the Satirical Method one of the things you studied in School?? Did you read Gulliver's Travels (you look like a hot sexy Liliputian)?? The thread was about Nicole and her Angelica Houston-esque sociopathic Grifter-ness ......you obviously are trying to be loyal to someone who you perceive is / has been a friend which is cool, but be warned. If you are as smart as you say you are, AND you really really really really want to make a "career" in Porn, you should endeavor to ween yourself from Nicole's Tits as soon as possible and manage your own career. And, again, the operative word here is PORN, spelled P (pee) O (oh) R (are) N (en--ema). If you take your full "ride" scholarship and become a doctor/lawyer/engineer, taking yourself and your career seriously would be commendable. If you fuck suck swallow and get anally excavated for a career, well........

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#90616 - 03/24/05 10:05 PM Re: Nicole Brazzle
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

If you fuck suck swallow and get anally excavated for a career, well........




Couldn't it be said that sucking strangers cock for the admiration of thousands of degenerate fans for a couple of months/years is more fulfilling then becoming a well respected professional? I think so. Why hinge your life on your future when you can do what you want now and ultimately deal with the consequences of life altering desition later? Isn't the here and now more interesting then what could be? I think so.

So continue on Courtney Simpson you are the queen of the porno intellectual castle. Your book smarts, bad grammar and lack of street smarts shall surely skyrocket you to the top. I see the next Jenna! You will be different, your not easily manipulated like so many other girls that think they are intelligent, because isn't humility about ones intellect just a lack thereof? Its true, the louder you are about your high school grades the more people will respect you and understand you are Queen. Respect is vocalized, not earned; live by it.

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#90617 - 03/24/05 10:15 PM Re: Nicole Brazzle
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
DAMN YOU CHICKENMASTER!

Too slow on the draw in the quote department.

Really, there's nothing funnier than someone claiming to be a MENSA member. Just that alone, without any misspellings. You can see the pointy edges of their Id just poking at the surface of their ribcage, waiting to burst out.
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#90618 - 03/24/05 10:28 PM Re: Nicole Brazzle
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Quote:

DAMN YOU CHICKENMASTER!

Too slow on the draw in the quote department.

Really, there's nothing funnier than someone claiming to be a MENSA member. Just that alone, without any misspellings. You can see the pointy edges of their Id just poking at the surface of their ribcage, waiting to burst out.




It's fucking ridicules she is even claiming to be anything but a dumb whore.





Geeeeeez I dont know what her fucking problem is....I thought ELFIN LAWN ORNAMENT was a compliment, in a travelocity-roaming-gnome kinda way.
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#90619 - 03/24/05 10:33 PM Re: Nicole Brazzle
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Why does this feel like a whore hazing ritual?

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#90620 - 03/24/05 10:33 PM Re: Nicole Brazzle
Trent Soluri Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 07/14/04
Posts: 62
Loc: porn valley
Courtney is a hot girl. Hopefully I will work with her her grammar will not be an issue with me

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#90621 - 03/24/05 10:37 PM Re: Nicole Brazzle
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

Courtney is a hot girl. Hopefully I will work with her her grammar will not be an issue with me




Grammar is everything. She probably has a pussy that feels like rusted nails anyways. Keep a bottle of cloxacillin close by for that encounter.

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#90622 - 03/24/05 10:38 PM Re: Nicole Brazzle
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
If a whore falls down in the forest, and nobody's around, does she make a sound?

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#90623 - 03/24/05 10:40 PM Re: Nicole Brazzle
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
ummmm, but isn't the perfect GPA a 4.0? Shit, she's Einstein squared. No offense, Courtney. I still think you're hot.
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#90624 - 03/24/05 11:21 PM Re: Nicole Brazzle
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Courtney, sweetheart, it pains my soul to think u might end up like this (I retrieved an old post, thought it might save you from yourself and/or the clutches of Nicole's $75 recipe for oblivion...)

Quote:


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"I just saved a bunch of Money on my car insurance by losing my license."


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#90625 - 03/24/05 11:33 PM Re: Nicole Brazzle
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
I saw that brazzle pic and this song just popped up in my head... now it won't go away.

Quote:

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
gonna grab some afternoon delight.
My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right.
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night.
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day.
And you know the night is always gonna be there any way.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
looking forward to a little afternoon delight.
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
and the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always though a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite
But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might try nibbling
a little afternoon delight.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Please be waiting for me baby when I come around.
We could make a lot of lovin' 'for the sun goes down.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.



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#90626 - 03/24/05 11:36 PM Re: Nicole Brazzle
John Floofin Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Burglar, my emerging conscience has to agree with you as to the very likely sad fate of Ms. Courtney if she continues on this path. And hey, I haven't even seen her quaffing on spooge yet. By the way, you get points with me for another good Spinal Tap reference. Wanker

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#90627 - 03/24/05 11:51 PM Re: Nicole Brazzle
pariah Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 05/05/04
Posts: 446
Loc: Los Angeles
It seems like when a negative comment is made about someone and a picture is with that comment it is ALWAYS a meatholes picture.
Is it because we are bad people or that we hire felons? This is how we are viewed?
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#90628 - 03/24/05 11:53 PM Re: Nicole Brazzle
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

Is it because we are bad people or that we hire felons?




A little from column A and a little from column B, but hell you make good porn so who gives a fuck?

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#90629 - 03/25/05 06:22 AM Re: Nicole Brazzle
cobalt60 Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/22/05
Posts: 115
Soft, soft, squishy even. And here I was going to go easy on poor Courtney because she sounds soooo sensitive, but Chicken -- that's brutal, son.

May I be didactic a moment? (Sure, cobalt, that's what you're good at.) Thanks. Fuck me, did I just end a sentence with a preposition? Must be that 3.2 GPA showing. (Slacker). I know.

Some classes, specifically those with the AP designation (can you just hear the tone of voice change? I can), count as a 5.0 on the traditional four point grade scale. So, if you make all As on your regular classes, and ace an AP class as well, you could conceivably end up with a GPA higher than 4.0.

Are we square now? (Not me, a little rounded off in places, but definitely not square - OH! Except for my head, yes).

Those same AP classes offer students the opportunity to take the AP test in that subject and, if the score is a 4 or 5, apply toward college credit. Are you still with me?

Does this elfin delight quack or gurgle? I must know.

We all know test scores are such an accurate representation of a person's intellectual capacity. One of my wife's best friends graduated valedictorian of her senior class and ... wait, she's a fucking idiot. Never mind.
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#90630 - 03/25/05 07:32 AM Re: Nicole Brazzle
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Quote:

don't you think being a whore is even more STUPID if you have the tools to do some thing else.



Gen Padova is a good counter-example here. She might be unique as someone who has a real "real-world" job and does porn-whore part time because she likes it.





What does Gen Do???

I often wondered what it would be like if I hired a chick to do something like, say, Accounting or Secretarial shit and later find out she is a part time escort or something...pornstar would be even more curious. I wonder if there is some marketing juice or ideas in such situation???

<Me to prospective client>
"Well, sir, we offer the full range of Comprehensive Marketing and Internet Consulting Services, and , oh yeah, our account executive that will be handling your account is starring in the next American Bukkake Film ...."

<Prospective client>
"Great...sounds like the right solution for us."
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#90631 - 03/25/05 07:52 AM Re: Nicole Brazzle
XXXbitionist Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 06/03/04
Posts: 703
Loc: blue state.....red county...
Quote:

Soft, soft, squishy even. And here I was going to go easy on poor Courtney because she sounds soooo sensitive, but Chicken -- that's brutal, son.

May I be didactic a moment? (Sure, cobalt, that's what you're good at.) Thanks. Fuck me, did I just end a sentence with a preposition? Must be that 3.2 GPA showing. (Slacker). I know.

Some classes, specifically those with the AP designation (can you just hear the tone of voice change? I can), count as a 5.0 on the traditional four point grade scale. So, if you make all As on your regular classes, and ace an AP class as well, you could conceivably end up with a GPA higher than 4.0.

Are we square now? (Not me, a little rounded off in places, but definitely not square - OH! Except for my head, yes).

Those same AP classes offer students the opportunity to take the AP test in that subject and, if the score is a 4 or 5, apply toward college credit. Are you still with me?

Does this elfin delight quack or gurgle? I must know.

We all know test scores are such an accurate representation of a person's intellectual capacity. One of my wife's best friends graduated valedictorian of her senior class and ... wait, she's a fucking idiot. Never mind.





That and some schools are on a 5.0 scale.....example a GPA the Univ or IL of 3.2 translates to a 2.2 on a 4.0 scale and that is just taking the regular classes....

and as far as getting a full ride...as a person who works in the high schools everyday, I can tell you that anyone can go to college/university on a full ride if one isn't particular about where they go and what they major in.
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#90632 - 03/25/05 09:02 PM Re: Nicole Brazzle
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

Soft, soft, squishy even. And here I was going to go easy on poor Courtney because she sounds soooo sensitive, but Chicken -- that's brutal, son.




Dude, I could have been a lot worse. I could have pointed out brazzle is going to use her as a saving grace and probably wont let her get out even if she wanted to...

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#90633 - 03/25/05 09:31 PM Re: Nicole Brazzle
courtney simpson Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 03/12/05
Posts: 21
Loc: Studio city, CA
Hey guys! WOW! I didn't think I was going to get that many responses back! Looks like I have some things that I need to clarify...
1-SORRY about the GRAMMAR MISTAKE! NOBODY'S PERFECT! I never said that I wasn't human.
2-the comment "not every[one] can be as smart as me" was totally not meant to be taken that seriously! I meant it to be taken in a joking and sarcastic manner. TRUST ME, I am the QUEEN of DUMB BLONDE comments! It made me sound really bitchy, and that is the FARTHEST THING FROM THE TRUTH! I would never think that I am better or smarter than anyone else. I am a true believer that EVERYONE HAS HIS/HER OWN STRENGTHS AND WEAKNESSES (obviously grammar is not one of mine...lol, I was always better at math and science and stuff). I did graduate with a 4.2 b/c I took an AP government class. The college that I am currently attending is Arizona State University, although I will probably transfer to UCLA at the end of this semester.
3-Why I got into porn ( the short version )...I do come from a good family, but they are very very strict. They are MORMONS for crying out loud. Basically, I'm NEVER supposed to drink alcohol or use any kind of mood or mind altering substance (I still have never used drugs, not even weed!), and I'm not supposed to engage in ANY sexual activity besides kissing until I am married!!!!! crazy huh? Well anyways, when I went to ASU I started behaving like a normal college student. I was a cheerleader there last year, so I naturally went to all the parties and stuff. Well, I soon lost my virginity at 18 (I'm only 19...lol). I then became a freakin nympho I loved sex so much,but that's beside the point:-)
My parents found out about all of this and then kicked me out. I needed money for a car and my own place and saw an ad for the website Amateur Allure (I'm Grace on that site) in the newspaper. I though I LOVE SEX AND LOVE BEING ON CAMERA, so why not get money for it! So I did it! I did that a few times and then you all know how I met Nicole on the airplane(if not, look on pornvalleynews.com). And here I am! Brand new to LA and the Adult Industry, and I'M LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT! I'm excited for all of my upcoming work as well....So that's the story of how I got here.....the parents still don't know! :-)
4-sorry if I offended anyone with my earlier comments
Well! sorry this was so long, but I just wanted to set everything straight! Look forward to hearing back from all of you! Have a GREAT WEEKEND! And HAPPY EASTER!

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#90634 - 03/25/05 09:43 PM Re: Nicole Brazzle
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
So it could be said if your parents had not kicked you out you would have been the campus slut and not the porn whore you are today. I think you should tell your parents and thank them from the bottom of your heart for the obviously fine quality of person they have turned you into. Though I would probably say you didn't come from a loving home if they kicked you out. These whores... it's always someone elses fault they sell their body, hilarious.

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#90635 - 03/25/05 10:01 PM Re: Nicole Brazzle
Longhrin Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 02/22/05
Posts: 143
Loc: Stoc: Barrel:
Courtney,

You cheered for the sun devils? Why'd you quit? You remind me of this girl Monica...or Jessica...I can't remember which.
Frightening.

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#90636 - 03/25/05 10:34 PM Re: Nicole Brazzle
courtney simpson Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 03/12/05
Posts: 21
Loc: Studio city, CA
I am not a whore! And I would NEVER do something I didn't want to do in the first place! My parents didn't make me do anything! I had thought about doing porn before, I thought it would be fun...and it definately is! I am enjoying myself very much!

Yes I did cheer for the sundevils! I decided not to do it this year becaue they got a new coach and he wasn't competitive enough for me. I came from 10 years of competitive gymnastics and my high school cheer squad won nationals as well. The new coach didn't let us go to the major competitions that we were qalified to go to. And I didn't want to just sit there and shake my pom poms at the games. I LOVE to compete. I think you're talking about Monica...I think I know her too! She quit before I got there though. She is so cute! I've been to a few parties with her

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#90637 - 03/25/05 10:39 PM Re: Nicole Brazzle
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

I am not a whore!




YEESSSS!!! YEEESSSS!!!! Nothing! NOTHING beats this! I love a whore in denial! Your worse off then I thought, thank you... this made my night.


Quote:

And I would NEVER do something I didn't want to do in the first place!




Check back here in a couple of months and see if your words don't end you up on craglist giving $75 bj's.

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#90638 - 03/25/05 10:58 PM Re: Nicole Brazzle
courtney simpson Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 03/12/05
Posts: 21
Loc: Studio city, CA
Why do you feel that you have to be so mean and disrespectful towards me when you don't even know me?

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#90639 - 03/25/05 11:04 PM Re: Nicole Brazzle
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
I'm secretly in love with you and want you to bare my half chicken children. Do you think we could make sweet love under the Tuscany sun? Joined at the hips like conjoined twins, your my favorite chloroform.

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#90640 - 03/26/05 12:49 AM Courtney Simpson Rules, Dammit
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Chickenmaster you may hate me for this but so be it- her association with razzle brazzle will pass and all that will be left is one hot woman. Courtney I love your so-called leprauchan looking self and given the slightest opportunity

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#90641 - 03/26/05 01:40 AM Re: Nicole Brazzle
Buttmaster Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 11/13/04
Posts: 427
Loc: Crystal Ray, “Khan helpe...
Quote:

Why do you feel that you have to be so mean and disrespectful towards me when you don't even know me?




He think he´s a cool guy, but everyone here know he´s a Canadian schoolboy chatting with pornpeople when his mother think he´s doing his homework.

Courtney, you have my respect for not taking shit from dudes like this Chicken. During the Eastern holidays it´s Chicken season...
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#90642 - 03/26/05 04:22 AM Re: Nicole Brazzle
nicole_brazzle Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 10/19/04
Posts: 134
Hey Courtney,
yeah dont mind any of these rude asses. You keep doing what you like to do. I love ya girl
nicole brazzle
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Sincerely, your southern belle NICOLE BRAZZLE

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#90643 - 03/26/05 04:25 AM Re: Nicole Brazzle
nicole_brazzle Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 10/19/04
Posts: 134
Courtney, i miss you girl. ill see you tomorrow. Yeah keep your head up and let no one bring you down.
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Sincerely, your southern belle NICOLE BRAZZLE

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#90644 - 03/26/05 10:23 AM Re: Nicole Brazzle
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:



He think he´s a cool guy, but everyone here know he´s a Canadian schoolboy chatting with pornpeople when his mother think he´s doing his homework.

Courtney, you have my respect for not taking shit from dudes like this Chicken. During the Eastern holidays it´s Chicken season...




Okay buttmaster supposed "industry person" aka eastern european with self delusions. I know what your all about, don't lie. Can I get you a blueberry muffin buttmaster?

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#90645 - 03/26/05 10:27 AM Re: Courtney Simpson Rules, Dammit
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

Chickenmaster you may hate me for this




Naa, it's cool. Though I think I will cut buttmaster's eyelids off.

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#90646 - 03/26/05 10:30 AM Re: Courtney Simpson Rules, Dammit
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

Though I think I will cut buttmaster's eyelids off.




Save them, they are good fish bait.

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#90647 - 03/26/05 10:49 AM Re: Nicole Brazzle
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

Yeah keep your head up




Keep that in mind brazzle when your giving bj's for cellphone bills off of craiglist... oh wait, never mind.

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#90648 - 03/26/05 11:52 AM Re: Nicole Brazzle
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i like skinny blonde chicks. until marey carey is gone from porn along with about half of the industry that's not attractive naked this one could be repped by osama for all i care. the great fat chick purge of 05 comes first, who her agent is second.
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#90649 - 03/26/05 12:03 PM Re: Nicole Brazzle
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Registered: 11/13/04
Posts: 427
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Okay buttmaster supposed "industry person" aka eastern european with self delusions. I know what your all about, don't lie. Can I get you a blueberry muffin buttmaster?




Have you done your homework yet?
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#90650 - 03/26/05 12:21 PM Re: Nicole Brazzle
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

i like skinny blonde chicks. until marey carey is gone from porn along with about half of the industry that's not attractive naked this one could be repped by osama for all i care. the great fat chick purge of 05 comes first, who her agent is second.









Yeah, Courtney is being a good sport...she is kinda cute. My whole original point/target was to give her a fair warning about the hazards of her designated "agent." If Courtney does have any smarts she will take care of herself I guess....

I just HATE to see porn whores Cheated/abused FINANCIALLY....you know, having Nicole tell her she is booked for a simple Boy/girl shoot and given an address, only to arrive at "Motel Diablo" in Inglewood, where she stands in as the "Piss-mop-to-be-named-later" in some deal Nicole made to the boys 7 months ago where she promised to deliver herself or some other 18 year old chick for a piss scene or something......




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#90651 - 03/26/05 05:33 PM Re: Nicole Brazzle
Longhrin Offline
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Registered: 02/22/05
Posts: 143
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Courtney,

What do you think your official porn name will be, and how will you go about choosing it? And yes, I believe that the girl's name was Monica Monahan. Maybe I saw you with her and switched your names and faces.

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#90652 - 03/26/05 08:32 PM Re: Nicole Brazzle
courtney simpson Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 03/12/05
Posts: 21
Loc: Studio city, CA
Ya, I think you must have. I actually know two Monica's. Monica Mohanan is a cute little Asian girl, and the other onw is a cute little blonde. I'm not sure which one you mean. I think my official porn name will stay as Courtney Simpson...although, I wish I could use my real name..IT'S PERFECT for a PORN NAME!

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#90653 - 03/26/05 09:09 PM Re: Nicole Brazzle
Longhrin Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 02/22/05
Posts: 143
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Alotta Fagina!? Just kidding. So what's your major?

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#90654 - 03/26/05 11:53 PM Re: Nicole Brazzle
pornodux Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/23/05
Posts: 422
Loc: Mitteleuropa
me dont understand why a porn new-comer gotta get a grade-b porn slut as agent.
Get some professional ffs.

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#90655 - 03/27/05 02:01 AM Re: Nicole Brazzle
Random Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
Courtney,

What you're failing to grasp is that your "agent" is simply bad news. I can't possibly state it any clearer than that. I think it would be in your best interest to heed these timeless words of Al Bundy: "Run hard, run fast, run like Mexican water through a first time tourist." Seriously, just cut ties with Brazzle before it's too late.

You're a cute girl, all it would take is a call to any REAL agent and you'd never be at a loss for work... That is until you're overshot within six months and no one will hire you.
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#90656 - 03/27/05 09:37 AM Re: Nicole Brazzle
Longhrin Offline
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Registered: 02/22/05
Posts: 143
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Being a newcomer, she doesn't know anything but what she's currently involved with.

If she's not getting any work, then "no work" must be the norm...she doesn't know any better. She's with a "Vet", so the situation must be correct. She's a consumer in this regard, not knowing how to pick an agent. If she had a real agent, she'd know how terrible her current situation is.

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#90657 - 03/27/05 09:46 AM Re: Nicole Brazzle
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
Ide wager a value meal from Carls Jr that nicole=CoutneyNicole is probably really repping her and using the board to promote her but I doubt Coutney has seen this.

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#90658 - 03/27/05 11:29 AM Re: Nicole Brazzle
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

Ide wager a value meal from Carls Jr that nicole=CoutneyNicole is probably really repping her and using the board to promote her but I doubt Coutney has seen this.




Kami I'll just buy you the meal, but I think you may be wrong. Unless Nicole dictated it to her agency secretary to type for her.

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#90659 - 03/27/05 11:42 AM Re: Nicole Brazzle
Evil Klown Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 1024
Quote:

Ide wager a value meal from Carls Jr that nicole=CoutneyNicole is probably really repping her and using the board to promote her but I doubt Coutney has seen this.




There are Carls Jr.'s in PeeAye?

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#90660 - 03/27/05 04:23 PM Re: Nicole Brazzle
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
Im in LA right now

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#90661 - 03/27/05 05:27 PM Re: Nicole Brazzle
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aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
You know... at the end of my day, I like to come home with a big grin on my face realizing that I'm a happy-just-got-fucked-kinda-whore and not a prostitute. Whores are special in many ways that we can all list together. So have no fear, Gen is hear... to say... its okay to be a whore. It's nothing new to history.


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#90662 - 03/27/05 05:43 PM Re: Nicole Brazzle
Trent Soluri Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 07/14/04
Posts: 62
Loc: porn valley
whores rule!

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#90663 - 03/27/05 08:16 PM Re: Nicole Brazzle
Longhrin Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 02/22/05
Posts: 143
Loc: Stoc: Barrel:
Quote:

I'm a happy-just-got-fucked-kinda-whore and not a prostitute.




MY new sig! I hate sigs!

Quote:

Whores are special in many ways that we can all list together.




Yes, let's list them!

Quote:

So have no fear, Gen is hear... to say... its okay to be a whore. It's nothing new to history.




Hear Hear! History's done it before, so let's repeat it!

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#90664 - 03/27/05 09:50 PM Re: Nicole Brazzle
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
This is an "Orgazmo" moment here, what with Mormon's and porn and what not. That said, I'll get off her case, 'cause eveyone likes a nice Mormon girl. However Courtney, be warned. These guys know their porn. Oh, and by the way, I uhh, *cough* live in Scottsdale

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#90665 - 03/27/05 11:30 PM Re: Nicole Brazzle
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/27/05
Posts: 56
Loc: somewhere
She is making money sucking cock like she is supposed to. You are probably some love struck asshole made because she made you pay for the pussy so you think you can get back by posting shit about her. Fuck you and your broke ass loser. Get a job and rent her highly used pussy like anyone else you fucking freak.

Nobody expects cunts, bitches and whores to be trust worthy, reliable business partners. If you want someone like that get a fucking day job you stupid douche bag.


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#90666 - 03/28/05 04:07 PM Re: Nicole Brazzle
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Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
Maybe; but she still fucking sucks, and I mean that in the worst way possible. Hope a vet sees Nicole Brazzle out alone soon.
That lying dog shit leaper low life veteran hating profiteering cunt of a waste of human flesh.
My every person that served, turn their backs on this bitch, and enlist that from their friends as I have. The 5th Group knows the story and is not pleased. They can spread the story to the other groups and before long she will be known throughout the Special Operation Groups.
It was my mission, and I always complete my mission.
5th SF knows and never forgets faces or facts.
May not mean much, but they wont be buying her shit. At least that is doing something over her Mike lie to get sympathy=money for het infested ass.


Edited by tantas' Daddy (03/28/05 07:05 PM)
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#90667 - 03/28/05 07:15 PM Re: Nicole Brazzle
Cerberus Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
Quote:

She is making money sucking cock like she is supposed to. You are probably some love struck asshole made because she made you pay for the pussy so you think you can get back by posting shit about her. Fuck you and your broke ass loser. Get a job and rent her highly used pussy like anyone else you fucking freak.

Nobody expects cunts, bitches and whores to be trust worthy, reliable business partners. If you want someone like that get a fucking day job you stupid douche bag.






Get a fucking life dick wad. This bitch disresepcted, read lied about for personnal gain, young men and women serving in the military.
And you defend this bottom feeder? You are the one that needs a reality check.
No matter how you feel about the war, useing a made up death, of a service member, for personnal gain is just fucked up beyond works.
Go buy her shit and jerk off to it. Maybe she will spend your money to hurt other service families, maybe even someone in your family, and you can be so happy you helped.
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#90668 - 03/29/05 12:00 AM Re: Nicole Brazzle
Harry Wild Offline
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Registered: 08/13/04
Posts: 222
Loc: XXX, USA
No offense Courtney, but I just don't believe you won a scholarship to attend an university. This is just based on your grade point average and the way you write. If however, I am proven wrong; I would get a lawyer and sue the university for incompetence!

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#90669 - 03/29/05 02:04 AM Re: Nicole Brazzle
pariah Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 05/05/04
Posts: 446
Loc: Los Angeles
Jesus. We are an angry lot. This makes me think of a story that I am going to share. Once upon a time there lived a boy named Nate. Nate was Swiss (where the best chocolate comes from) Nate was given a lever that if switched the entire world would, in a second, explode. Nate takes the lever home and sets it on his dresser and falls asleep. Then along comes an evil Pagan and he grabs the lever off the dresser and takes off with it. Nate wakes up and spots the evil pagan running off with the lever. He at once follows in haste. The evil pagan notices Nate is catching up with him and in fear of a savage beating drops the lever in the street to make a clean get away. At this moment in time, Nate has a huge problem because a car with old lady behind the wheel, is headed for the lever. He must act fast. so he throws his body between the car and the lever stopping the car and in turn crushing every bone in his body. Later that night Nate dies on the way to St. Peters Hospital........ The Moral? BETTER NATE THAN LEVER! Get it? better Nate than lever! I love that one. This had nothing to do with anything I just like telling that story. I will say this I have met Courtney for a second when she shot here at the meatholes factory for someone else. She could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room she is so hot.
Dear Courtney, would you like to shoot for us ? if no, would you like to get some lunch? if no, then i did not mean lunch with me... I represent a number of guys that are much better looking than me.
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#90670 - 03/29/05 07:20 AM Re: Nicole Brazzle
Longhrin Offline
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Registered: 02/22/05
Posts: 143
Loc: Stoc: Barrel:
Quote:

Jesus. We are an angry lot. This makes me think of a story that I am going to share. Once upon a time there lived a boy named Nate. Nate was Swiss (where the best chocolate comes from) Nate was given a lever that if switched the entire world would, in a second, explode. Nate takes the lever home and sets it on his dresser and falls asleep. Then along comes an evil Pagan and he grabs the lever off the dresser and takes off with it. Nate wakes up and spots the evil pagan running off with the lever. He at once follows in haste. The evil pagan notices Nate is catching up with him and in fear of a savage beating drops the lever in the street to make a clean get away. At this moment in time, Nate has a huge problem because a car with old lady behind the wheel, is headed for the lever. He must act fast. so he throws his body between the car and the lever stopping the car and in turn crushing every bone in his body. Later that night Nate dies on the way to St. Peters Hospital........ The Moral? BETTER NATE THAN LEVER! Get it? better Nate than lever! I love that one. This had nothing to do with anything I just like telling that story. I will say this I have met Courtney for a second when she shot here at the meatholes factory for someone else. She could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room she is so hot.
Dear Courtney, would you like to shoot for us ? if no, would you like to get some lunch? if no, then i did not mean lunch with me... I represent a number of guys that are much better looking than me.




Well, you know what they say about mice with gloves!

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#90671 - 03/29/05 02:23 PM Re: Nicole Brazzle
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aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
ahem just to let you people know a fun fact that it is possible to have a GPA higher than 4.0... it's extremely tough but very possible. If you have a perfect score in a class and then also do extra credit what the hell doyou think happens?

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#90672 - 03/29/05 03:25 PM Re: Nicole Brazzle
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:

ahem just to let you people know a fun fact that it is possible to have a GPA higher than 4.0... it's extremely tough but very possible. If you have a perfect score in a class and then also do extra credit what the hell doyou think happens?



When I was in college you'd get a 4.0, period. Only high-school allowed more than 4.0. But it's been 25 years and maybe things change...
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#90673 - 03/29/05 04:37 PM Re: Nicole Brazzle
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

Why do you feel that you have to be so mean and disrespectful towards me when you don't even know me?




OK, I have just jerked off thinking about you for the first of what I expect will be many times, and I haven't even seen you anal'd yet. Hope your happy. Bitch.
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#90674 - 03/29/05 04:48 PM Re: Nicole Brazzle
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

Courtney Simpson
p.s.- by the way, THANKS for saying I LOOK like a LEPERACHAUN, I'm IRISH anyways! :-)




And yet there's a Monica Monahan listed on the ASU cheerleading site. Go figure.
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#90675 - 03/29/05 04:58 PM Re: Nicole Brazzle
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aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
oops some reason my air head of a brain thought we were talking about high school. Although I'll admit that I can not remember if it is possible to get higher than 4.0 in college. SHIT. NEVERMIND... ha hah... ima gonna piss off now.

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#90676 - 03/29/05 06:45 PM Re: Nicole Brazzle
JRV Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:

oops some reason my air head of a brain thought we were talking about high school.



Er, my fault - it was about high school. High school grades are so irrelevant (except for college admissions) I never hear about them and made a wrong assumption.

Sorry. I won't do it again. Please put down that strap-on...


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#90677 - 03/30/05 06:51 AM Re: Nicole Brazzle
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
i think a lot of systems weight a 4.0 as an A 3.0 as B.....so someone could swing a 4.3. strangely, most places go by .3 instead of thirds.

jrv, i'm not sure what age you are, but I saw something saying ernest greene got a score that didn't end in a zero and maybe you're his contemporary, give or take a decade. do you have any idea if the test was ever scored to allow anything other than multiples of ten? it was in a "bow to my greatness while i give proof i'm smart but didn't attend college" statement, somewhere in luke's archives.

the odd thing was that i'm fairly sure it wasn't a number that has a correlating keystroke anywhere near to 0, so it would seem to rule out typos. i'd love to catch that guy lying
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#90678 - 03/30/05 01:29 PM Re: Nicole Brazzle
JRV Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:

i think a lot of systems weight a 4.0 as an A 3.0 as B.....so someone could swing a 4.3. strangely, most places go by .3 instead of thirds.



Yes, but no final course grade in is ever higher than 4.0.

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jrv, i'm not sure what age you are, but I saw something saying ernest greene got a score that didn't end in a zero and maybe you're his contemporary, give or take a decade. do you have any idea if the test was ever scored to allow anything other than multiples of ten?



I think some schools did allow course grades to be reported with a fractional part (era: 1980). But I can't remember any specifics on this any more.

If you've been out of college for more than a couple of years and don't have any other accomplishments you care to brag about ... that just about answers the question, doesn't it?

To put it another way: when I interviewed engineers / made hiring decisions I made a firm policy of never looking back more than five years at the college stuff, not the grades nor the school. If they couldn't justify themselves on their work record at that point they wouldn't any time soon (thinking about it now I can't recall grades ever coming up in an interview, even for a college hire, although Personnel presumably filtered out the real dogs).
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#90679 - 03/31/05 10:47 AM Re: Nicole Brazzle
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Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
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thinking about it now I can't recall grades ever coming up in an interview, even for a college hire




Thank God
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, although Personnel presumably filtered out the real dogs




What GPA did they cut off at? How does Personnel know which engineers are good vs. bad?
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#90680 - 03/31/05 10:59 AM Re: Nicole Brazzle
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
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You digressing bastards!

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#90681 - 03/31/05 01:35 PM Re: Nicole Brazzle
JRV Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:

Quote:


thinking about it now I can't recall grades ever coming up in an interview, even for a college hire




Thank God




Heh – you say that without knowing the alternative... I did interviews at a lab bench with a logic analyzer, oscilloscope and various meters, PCBs that didn't work, soldiering iron to fix them, source code to buggy firmware w/ build tools to test fixes, incomplete algorithms on a whiteboard... It was like a surprise final exam, except that the victim had a paycheck riding on it.

In porn terms it's like Jeff telling a wannabe-director “Here's a camera; shoot a scene and we'll review the final edit after lunch. BTW, the whore flaked, we can't find the cables for the lights, one of the studs forgot his AIM test, the parole officer is trying to find the other, and nobody is sure exactly what the address is of the house we rented for location.”

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What GPA did they cut off at? How does Personnel know which engineers are good vs. bad?



I don't know what their cut-off was. Every year before recruiting season I sat down and told the people going on campus visits what to look for, mainly people who had actually built something, however minor, they could show and talk about. I wasn't interested in a robo-grad – someone whose only apparent interest in the field appeared to be coursework.
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