I was gonna post a seperate Thread on my time with some of the Strippers in Vegas during my recent sojourn there, (my tribute to the Dead Hunter S. Thompson, "Da Burglar's BEER and No-Clothing in Las Vegas"), but this thread seems like a good place to take a dump, so let me relate what I overheard regarding the Obsession-du-jour of many porn-verts, Missy Monroe.

Missy, I guess, hails from Vegas. Several of the younger chicks working at places like Crazy Horse Too and a couple other places I barely remember (I think Play it Again Sam's and Club Paradise) are familiar with Missy...either they know her, know of her or know someone who knows her etc etc etc. The general consensus of opinion was Missy is a total Schizo. She is either really sweet and nice or a total Psycho. I "speculated" (in between shots of Cuervo Gold) to the chick(s) that <tongue in cheek> "Maybe she's on drugs??" A couple of them said "Yeah <giggle> I think she does Crystal....by the way you got any Percocet? I'll take you into the VIP room for 5 tablets." Made me want to go out and throw my back out....I digress....

Anyhow, I would be inclined to believe Mandy on most of this bullshit regarding Missy's behavior. But I am enjoying the bloodshed and collateral damage of this feud. I liked Missy for a while, but now it seems like she has been in every fucking film since Last July and I am definitley tired. She has become the Moby Dick of Porn (to quote Melville "The White Whale was Ubiquitous")

Soup to nuts, the most important thing you want to get out of my post here is, if you go to a strip club in Vegas (or probably any other city these days), bring some Percocet or Vicodin (or some store brand advil and SAY its Percocet). You will definitely get more bang for your.....ah I fucking hate that cliche. Bring some pills.

Let the fight continue....