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#90361 - 03/17/05 03:45 PM Re: Sammura unbanned...
Evil Klown Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 1024
Quote:

she is right about the not trusting white folk though- I don't trust 'em either




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#90362 - 03/18/05 05:28 AM Re: Sammura unbanned...
soxfan1011 Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/14/04
Posts: 150
Quote:

Sammura is a hot piece of ass

COOL THANK YOU. AIN;T HAD ANY DICK SENSE JAN. WOULD LIKE A HOT WET DICK UP THERE.




Bring it on

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#90363 - 03/18/05 09:29 AM Re: Sammura unbanned...
GARFIELD Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
Quote:

she is right about the not trusting white folk though- I don't trust 'em either




FUCKING HILARIOUS...this post could go one for months, it is already one of the funniest posts I've ever read...move it to the Cage
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#90364 - 03/19/05 08:50 PM Re: Sammura unbanned...
JRV Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:

do you still post on black girl online? Anybody have the url for that?



http://www.blackgirlonline.com/

Drop by, tell them you're from xxxporntalk, and that Sammura asked you to visit.
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#90365 - 03/19/05 10:31 PM Re: Sammura unbanned...
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
shut the fuck up jrv you are a ADT DICK SUCKER AND A PORNSTAR DIRTY ASSHOLE LICKER.
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#90366 - 03/20/05 07:02 AM Re: Sammura unbanned...
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
See? Now that is the Sambura I remember.

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#90367 - 03/20/05 09:27 AM Re: Sammura unbanned...
sammura Offline
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#90368 - 03/20/05 03:00 PM Re: Sammura unbanned...
Phony T Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 03/10/05
Posts: 17
Sammura, u lookin heavy 2nite ma

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#90369 - 03/20/05 05:04 PM Re: Sammura unbanned...
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746


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#90370 - 03/20/05 05:41 PM Re: Sammura unbanned...
Drazen Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 03/01/05
Posts: 25
This thread is hilarious. Sammura you are quite a character. Keep up the good work which will probably entail you flaming me for the complement if your other posts in this thread are any indication.

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#90371 - 03/20/05 06:33 PM Re: Sammura unbanned...
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
you didn't say anthing that was rude. so i have no problem with you
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#90372 - 03/20/05 06:40 PM Re: Sammura unbanned...
Cerberus Offline
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Posts: 2723
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Quote:

Quote:

do you still post on black girl online? Anybody have the url for that?



http://www.blackgirlonline.com/


Drop by, tell them you're from xxxporntalk, and that Sammura asked you to visit.



That alone would get you in good graces with the gang over there.
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#90373 - 03/20/05 09:58 PM Re: Sammura unbanned...
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
i have already talk to the owner of the site( black man). so you can go right ahead and post there if you want but it will be easy to spot you. hell even smelly monkey got scared and try to backpeddle when i copy and pasted what he said about black people. it's only 8 of yall here who hate black people. it's like going to the million man march with a clan costume on.
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#90374 - 03/21/05 05:07 AM Re: Sammura unbanned...
Longhrin Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 02/22/05
Posts: 143
Loc: Stoc: Barrel:
Backpeddling: what the porn industry does for a living.

HAR HAR HAR.

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#90375 - 03/21/05 07:17 AM Re: Sammura unbanned...
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
yeah the industry is full of them and when jenna was here you should have saw how many in the"i hate jenna fan club" turn into fanboys when she was here.



by the way it took me a while to figure out the picture for you sig. monty python. that show was the shit. i always like when they play women and get that high pitched cracking voices.bbc comdey rules!
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#90376 - 03/21/05 08:25 AM Re: Sammura unbanned...
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

yeah the industry is full of them and when jenna was here you should have saw how many in the"i hate jenna fan club" turn into fanboys when she was here.



by the way it took me a while to figure out the picture for you sig. monty python. that show was the shit. i always like when they play women and get that high pitched cracking voices.bbc comdey rules!




Now you know for certain this is the fake Sammura. Black people hate Monty Python.
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#90377 - 03/21/05 09:06 AM Re: Sammura unbanned...
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
Quote:



Now you know for certain this is the fake Sammura. Black people hate Monty Python.





you to scared to even talk to black people offline. so you don't know shit.
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#90378 - 03/21/05 09:12 AM Re: Sammura unbanned...
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

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you to scared to even talk to black people offline.




You got me on that one.
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#90379 - 03/21/05 09:24 AM Re: Sammura unbanned...
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
Sammura. Unbanned. You people never learn, huh?

Monkeys belong to the zoo, not among HUMANS.



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#90380 - 03/21/05 09:37 AM Re: Sammura unbanned...
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
SMART= CHILD PORN
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#90381 - 03/21/05 09:39 AM Re: Sammura unbanned...
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
Quote:

Sammura. Unbanned. You people never learn, huh?

Monkeys belong to the zoo, not among HUMANS.






oh by the way f.b.i is watching your ass.
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#90382 - 03/21/05 09:58 AM Re: Sammura unbanned...
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Quote:

Quote:

yeah the industry is full of them and when jenna was here you should have saw how many in the"i hate jenna fan club" turn into fanboys when she was here.



by the way it took me a while to figure out the picture for you sig. monty python. that show was the shit. i always like when they play women and get that high pitched cracking voices.bbc comdey rules!




Now you know for certain this is the fake Sammura. Black people hate Monty Python.


Catagorically untrue!The Foundation for people suffering from funny walks,The Knights jousting,The dead parrot store and lumber jack song will live for ever!
Welcome back Sammura,go ahead and attack now.Bet you didn't hear all the nice things I said about you on the radio show despite the "fan mail" I was getting from you.
Good to see you are well,and to be honest I would have bet there would have been an orgy of the most obscure insanity leading to you being banned within the first hour since your return.There were even a couple of folks that didn't"t believe it was you lol!Glad you are well , go ahead and eviscerate me now-Bishop
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#90383 - 03/21/05 10:17 AM Re: Sammura unbanned...
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
it's INTERNET RADIO so no i didn't hear it. but i ran into swami at the covention. didn't see you. was you at the PS2 party in the vip room? juilet lewis is a cool chick and her band rocked. or maybe you was at the player's ball in vip. favor flav had some weed that was good as hell.
did you come by the metro booth i was sitting right there erica is a funny chick. and ms.howard stern is so cute.


or maybe you walked right pass me,and was to scared to say anything.
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#90384 - 03/21/05 10:39 AM Re: Sammura unbanned...
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

Catagorically untrue!The Foundation for people suffering from funny walks,The Knights jousting,The dead parrot store and lumber jack song will live for ever!




I stand corrected.
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#90385 - 03/21/05 10:51 AM Re: Sammura unbanned...
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:


or maybe you walked right pass me,and was to scared to say anything.




Was he doubled over in pain covering his mouth with his hand like he was holding back the vomit? No? He didn't lay eyes you then.

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#90386 - 03/21/05 10:58 AM Re: Sammura unbanned...
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Quote:

it's INTERNET RADIO so no i didn't hear it. but i ran into swami at the covention. didn't see you. was you at the PS2 party in the vip room? juilet lewis is a cool chick and her band rocked. or maybe you was at the player's ball in vip. favor flav had some weed that was good as hell.
did you come by the metro booth i was sitting right there erica is a funny chick. and ms.howard stern is so cute.


or maybe you walked right pass me,and was to scared to say anything.


The only real parties I was at were in our hotel room.I worked for the most part.Got some stuff shot,networked and won a statue.The only time I was in one place on the floor was in Gabors booth.I'm sorry I didn't see you,I definetly would have put you in a scene. and no I ain't skeerd When are you comin to L.A.?
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#90387 - 03/21/05 11:08 AM Re: Sammura unbanned...
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
sorry bishop ,but it was to many people on that hiv list. just come to la to vist and enjoy the sunshine with my friends. yeah gabor called me over trying to get sum pussy, but he uses the N word to much. and just in case you think i am lying he had on a gray suit he has whitehair and gray eyes.SO DID YOU WIN A AVN?
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#90388 - 03/21/05 11:10 AM Re: Sammura unbanned...
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
Quote:

Quote:


or maybe you walked right pass me,and was to scared to say anything.




Was he doubled over in pain covering his mouth with his hand like he was holding back the vomit? No? He didn't lay eyes you then.


DON'T YOU HAVE A SERIAL KILLER FANTASY TO JERK OFF TO?
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#90389 - 03/21/05 12:25 PM Re: Sammura unbanned...
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Yes, just give me a good picture of your neck to help the fantasy along.

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#90390 - 03/21/05 01:05 PM Re: Sammura unbanned...
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
you are a loser everyone on porntalk knows your m.o.
give it up and get a new messageboard personality. the serial stripper/pornstar killer thing is played out
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#90391 - 03/21/05 01:29 PM Re: Sammura unbanned...
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind


Same come back as always your a looser/geek/cracker.How pedestrian Time for a new act sammura, why don't you try "angry black woman".

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#90392 - 03/21/05 01:59 PM Re: Sammura unbanned...
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
because that's what you are.
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#90393 - 03/21/05 02:09 PM Re: Sammura unbanned...
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
You forgot to mention my tiny looking white dick or me being a cuckold or cat food and cornchips. I just don't think your trying anymore.

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#90394 - 03/21/05 02:19 PM Re: Sammura unbanned...
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
don't have to try. go find someone else on porntalk to go back and forth with. your boring
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#90395 - 03/21/05 02:22 PM Re: Sammura unbanned...
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
pot meet kettle

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#90396 - 03/21/05 08:50 PM Re: Sammura unbanned...
Cerberus Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
I don't believe this is Sammura. Just read the posts and follow the style. It is not even close to the old Sammura we knew and loved.
Someone is having fun doing it, but I ain't buying.
If it is the real deal, the verbiage, style and syntax are much improved from last time.
Cheers
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#90397 - 03/21/05 09:11 PM Re: Sammura unbanned...
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
don't you got sum fake id's to get for your pay-for-sex-slave? how does it feel to smell gin on the breath of every women you rolled your fat ass on top of?

where's the "old man fucking a crying girl" smiley when you need one ?
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#90398 - 03/21/05 09:41 PM Re: Sammura unbanned...
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

don't you got sum fake id's to get for your pay-for-sex-slave? how does it feel to smell gin on the breath of every women you rolled your fat ass on top of?

where's the "old man fucking a crying girl" smiley when you need one ?




This is a fake Sam.

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#90399 - 03/21/05 10:00 PM Re: Sammura unbanned...
Cerberus Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
Quote:

don't you got sum fake id's to get for your pay-for-sex-slave? how does it feel to smell gin on the breath of every women you rolled your fat ass on top of?

where's the "old man fucking a crying girl" smiley when you need one ?



I don't drink any alcohol you dumb bitch/bastard.
This is a fake dog food and ruffles Sam.
I want the old cat food and corn chips Sam, not this fake.


Edited by tantas' Daddy (03/21/05 10:17 PM)
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#90400 - 03/22/05 06:19 AM Re: Sammura unbanned...
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
what a dumbass. you can't read. i said girls have to get wasted to let you fuck them.
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#90401 - 03/22/05 07:23 AM Re: Sammura unbanned...
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind

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#90402 - 03/22/05 07:57 AM Re: Sammura unbanned...
Cerberus Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
Quote:

what a dumbass. you can't read. i said girls have to get wasted to let you fuck them.



See Sig line.
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#90403 - 03/22/05 08:23 AM Re: Sammura unbanned...
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:



where's the "old man fucking a crying girl" smiley when you need one ?




For some strange reason this quote gives me wood.
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#90404 - 03/22/05 11:38 AM Re: Sammura unbanned...
Cerberus Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
Quote:

Quote:



where's the "old man fucking a crying girl" smiley when you need one ?



For some strange reason this quote gives me wood.



Me too, Jeff.

As it was directed at me anyway.



Old banana in back of crying baby banana.
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#90405 - 03/22/05 11:41 AM Re: Sammura unbanned...
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
Quote:

See Sig line.


see some id over the age of 18
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#90406 - 03/22/05 11:43 AM Re: Sammura unbanned...
soxfan1011 Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/14/04
Posts: 150
I still contend she is a hot piece of black ass.

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#90407 - 03/22/05 11:44 AM Re: Sammura unbanned...
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:



where's the "old man fucking a crying girl" smiley when you need one ?



For some strange reason this quote gives me wood.



Me too, Jeff.

As it was directed at me anyway.



Old banana in back of crying baby banana.


that's because you two jerk off to rape . i can see yall two now watching the news hearing about a sexual assult and having to go jerk off.
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#90408 - 03/22/05 02:42 PM Re: Sammura unbanned...
Cerberus Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:



where's the "old man fucking a crying girl" smiley when you need one ?



For some strange reason this quote gives me wood.



Me too, Jeff.

As it was directed at me anyway.



Old banana in back of crying baby banana.


that's because you two jerk off to rape . i can see yall two now watching the news hearing about a sexual assult and having to go jerk off.




No dear we are not like you.

It is with great pleasure that I read your posts and consider the fact that my tax money was used to fund Public schools. The very schools, paid for with my taxes, which turn out such literary giants as you. A command of the English language is a wonder to behold and you have given me several excellent examples to learn from. For that I thank you from the bottom of my soul.

Envision my astonishment, upon my return, to find such literacy just waiting to be discovered and discerned with some of the same words as used by other great writers. Such as Poe, Hemingway, Norman Mailer and others of great literary talent. Granted they put those words in a dissimilar order, but they used some of the very words you use. You should be proud.

In closing: I wish to thank you for providing such blissful divergence from an otherwise cultured world. Your response to my post, and others, are without a doubt a treasure.

Thank you for taking the time to make the world a better place.
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#90409 - 03/22/05 02:54 PM Re: Sammura unbanned...
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
blah blah blah big word big word blah blah blah, big word bigword........


trying to prove your smart on a message board where half the guys have their dicks in their hands and their all saying the same thing: who gives a fuck!..lol
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#90410 - 03/22/05 03:28 PM Re: Sammura unbanned...
Cerberus Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
Obviously you, or you would not have responded. That makes my day. Point proven.

Are these words small enough for you to understand?

How about some sign language?


Repeat:
In closing: I wish to thank you for providing such blissful divergence from an otherwise cultured world. Your response to my post, and others, are without a doubt a treasure.
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