I remember when Tom Byron played a naive, young college kid in Greg Dark's 'New Wave Hookers'. Ginger Lynn came into the dorm room and Tom says in his best little boy voice "Ooh, I wanna jack off all over you!" Funny shit!
Another funny moment was in one of those Rex Borsky mini gang bangs. Lana Sands was the girl and TT Boy was one of the guys. As she sucked his weiner he said "YEAH, BABY! I WANT SUCTION!" Then he grabbed her roughly by the hair and forced her head up and down on his dick saying "YEAH! YOU CAN'T DO SHIT ABOUT IT!!" Funny, funny stuff.
Another humorous moment was when one of those whores in 'Gag Factor 7' says "I can't breathe!" and Jim Powers replies off camera "That's alright." Hilarious!
Oh, and on an unrelated note: I wanna fuck my mother up her butt and cum all over her face. Two problems, 1) She's buried, and 2) Even if I went to the trouble of digging her up, she's cremated.