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Fix your sig, you can't link a webpage as an image.

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oh man

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This isn't turning out as well you had hoped, Tony?

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yeah i got to fix that. bitches was so scared that they banned me for damn near a year.well they won't have to worry about me asking them to fuck me up the ass. i like REAL MEN not scarey pussies who stick their fingers in their ears

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Sammura how do you stop black kids from jumping on your bed?
Put velcro on the ceiling.

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nba players killing white father's dreams all over america since 1970

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Sammura what movies have you been in lately?

Malice

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can you stop kidnapping little white girls and hiding them in your basement?

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You must have him confused with your buddy the SportsSwami.

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Yea I like watching sam suck the white mans dick. How you like sucking on that scum white cock? Does it make you feel good? Do you feel like your finally doing something important giving pleasure to a white man? Tell me how you feel.

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wow begging bitches threw email to do a ONLINE interview makes you ready to be on CNN.

what a dumb ass! after that 20/20 story i don't think it's the "in" thing to say your a pornstar.

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and sitting at your computer with your small white dick in your hands watching a closeup of a blackmans balls ain't to trendy also.go snowball someone you cuckold.

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yo samura, u kneed to no that i is the only blak persin in porn who meenz shit. i wood fuk u but blak girlz aint my thing

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you are a dork chickenshit. do you think because you that made it funny. sorry but it was not. not funny because his dumb ass trying to make fun of how he THINKS black people talk, but because it wasn't ha ha funny.

i am telling yall to give it up porntalk has been exposed .

this message board reminds me of that saturday nite live tv funhouse cartoon called:LIFE OF A CATCH PHRASE.

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Damn bitch why youz gotz to be so cold? Lets me ax you dis, you likz to suck the fatty crackaz cockz for cash?

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Sammura is a hot piece of ass

COOL THANK YOU. AIN;T HAD ANY DICK SENSE JAN. WOULD LIKE A HOT WET DICK UP THERE.

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You'd have to pick/scrape/wash out the rotting remains of that last one your stinkbox snapped off before i'd even consider it.

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she is right about the not trusting white folk though- I don't trust 'em either

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No worries Cleet, I have loose connections with unnamed Messican organizations, and we can make ya an honorary vato

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Sammura is a hot piece of ass

COOL THANK YOU. AIN;T HAD ANY DICK SENSE JAN. WOULD LIKE A HOT WET DICK UP THERE.

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she is right about the not trusting white folk though- I don't trust 'em either

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FUCKING HILARIOUS...this post could go one for months, it is already one of the funniest posts I've ever read...move it to the Cage

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do you still post on black girl online? Anybody have the url for that?

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do you still post on black girl online? Anybody have the url for that?

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http://www.blackgirlonline.com/


Drop by, tell them you're from xxxporntalk, and that Sammura asked you to visit.

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That alone would get you in good graces with the gang over there.

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yeah the industry is full of them and when jenna was here you should have saw how many in the"i hate jenna fan club" turn into fanboys when she was here.



by the way it took me a while to figure out the picture for you sig. monty python. that show was the shit. i always like when they play women and get that high pitched cracking voices.bbc comdey rules!

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Now you know for certain this is the fake Sammura. Black people hate Monty Python.

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Now you know for certain this is the fake Sammura. Black people hate Monty Python.

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you to scared to even talk to black people offline.

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You got me on that one.

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Sammura. Unbanned. You people never learn, huh?

Monkeys belong to the zoo, not among HUMANS.

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yeah the industry is full of them and when jenna was here you should have saw how many in the"i hate jenna fan club" turn into fanboys when she was here.



by the way it took me a while to figure out the picture for you sig. monty python. that show was the shit. i always like when they play women and get that high pitched cracking voices.bbc comdey rules!

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Now you know for certain this is the fake Sammura. Black people hate Monty Python.

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Catagorically untrue!The Foundation for people suffering from funny walks,The Knights jousting,The dead parrot store and lumber jack song will live for ever!

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I stand corrected.

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or maybe you walked right pass me,and was to scared to say anything.

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it's INTERNET RADIO so no i didn't hear it. but i ran into swami at the covention. didn't see you. was you at the PS2 party in the vip room? juilet lewis is a cool chick and her band rocked. or maybe you was at the player's ball in vip. favor flav had some weed that was good as hell.
did you come by the metro booth i was sitting right there erica is a funny chick. and ms.howard stern is so cute.


or maybe you walked right pass me,and was to scared to say anything.

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The only real parties I was at were in our hotel room.I worked for the most part.Got some stuff shot,networked and won a statue.The only time I was in one place on the floor was in Gabors booth.I'm sorry I didn't see you,I definetly would have put you in a scene. and no I ain't skeerd When are you comin to L.A.?

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or maybe you walked right pass me,and was to scared to say anything.

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Was he doubled over in pain covering his mouth with his hand like he was holding back the vomit? No? He didn't lay eyes you then.

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DON'T YOU HAVE A SERIAL KILLER FANTASY TO JERK OFF TO?

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don't you got sum fake id's to get for your pay-for-sex-slave? how does it feel to smell gin on the breath of every women you rolled your fat ass on top of?

where's the "old man fucking a crying girl" smiley when you need one ?

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don't you got sum fake id's to get for your pay-for-sex-slave? how does it feel to smell gin on the breath of every women you rolled your fat ass on top of?

where's the "old man fucking a crying girl" smiley when you need one ?

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what a dumbass. you can't read. i said girls have to get wasted to let you fuck them.

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where's the "old man fucking a crying girl" smiley when you need one ?

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where's the "old man fucking a crying girl" smiley when you need one ?

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For some strange reason this quote gives me wood.

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Me too, Jeff.

As it was directed at me anyway.



Old banana in back of crying baby banana.

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where's the "old man fucking a crying girl" smiley when you need one ?

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For some strange reason this quote gives me wood.

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Me too, Jeff.

As it was directed at me anyway.



Old banana in back of crying baby banana.

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where's the "old man fucking a crying girl" smiley when you need one ?

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For some strange reason this quote gives me wood.

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Me too, Jeff.

As it was directed at me anyway.



Old banana in back of crying baby banana.

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that's because you two jerk off to rape . i can see yall two now watching the news hearing about a sexual assult and having to go jerk off.

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No dear we are not like you.

It is with great pleasure that I read your posts and consider the fact that my tax money was used to fund Public schools. The very schools, paid for with my taxes, which turn out such literary giants as you. A command of the English language is a wonder to behold and you have given me several excellent examples to learn from. For that I thank you from the bottom of my soul.

Envision my astonishment, upon my return, to find such literacy just waiting to be discovered and discerned with some of the same words as used by other great writers. Such as Poe, Hemingway, Norman Mailer and others of great literary talent. Granted they put those words in a dissimilar order, but they used some of the very words you use. You should be proud.

In closing: I wish to thank you for providing such blissful divergence from an otherwise cultured world. Your response to my post, and others, are without a doubt a treasure.

Thank you for taking the time to make the world a better place.

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pot meet kettle

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see some id over the age of 18

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pot meet kettle

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Very good one E.K.

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pot meet kettle

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Very good one E.K.

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at least he get hired sometimes

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nuff said.